Refers to da blame laid on da highway-department foreman's you-know-what if da blacktop-repair job isn't done properly.
D.O.T. foreman: I always research a job thoroughly, make sure dat da site is cleaned and prepared properly, and tell my workers to pour and spread da tar correctly, so dat hopefully nobody will come after me with an "assfault" complaint.
by QuacksO January 09, 2023
One of many pronunciation-flub slip-ups in da hilarious "multiple-takes" ad for da famous "only pay for what you need" insurance company. I wonder if LiMu the Emu could have said it any better?
Wandering minstrel: I am concerned about my ancient stringed instrument's getting damaged during my travels --- could Mibberty Lutual help me out in that regard? Oh, wait --- I guess that would hafta be spelled "LUTEual".
by QuacksO April 14, 2020
(1) A nationwide travel-oriented organization dat caters to younger and middle-aged folks, but is decidedly discourteous and unwelcoming towards senior citizens.
(2) Da status of being unfriendly or disrespectful towards your more-aged relatives or acquaintances.
(2) Da status of being unfriendly or disrespectful towards your more-aged relatives or acquaintances.
In an old "Peanuts" cartoon, Lucy van Pelt angrily accuses Snoopy of being "elderhostile" by his frolicking light-heartedly about in the sunny weather, despite the fact that Lucy's great-grandmother had always said that, "If you're too happy today, something bad will happen to you tomorrow". When Snoopy ignores Lucy's dour remark and continues skipping enthusiastically around the yard, Lucy blows her stack and demands harshly, "Are you trying to make a fool out of my great-grandmother?!"
by QuacksO May 25, 2021
Ethan Couch (and by extension, his absurdly-overindulgent "I'll buy da entire school if necessary" father) sure came up with a lot of snivel liberties dat he frettingly claimed he had when interacting with fellow humans.
by QuacksO February 12, 2021
I don't trust pharmaceuticals dat come from da likes of Pfizer and CVS, so I go wif da more unorthodocs approach to healing.
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
Refers to the strategic actions that Mr. Lodge employed in an (unsuccessful, naturally! :P) attempt to prevent the clumsy accident-prone Archie from bumblingly knocking over his "priceless 'n' super-fragile" antique Ming Dynasty vase: he placed the ultra-vulnerable artifact on a small display-stand away off in the far end of the room, and put an indestructible rubber replica of the vase in the center of the room for Archie to look at instead of the genuine --- and incredibly breakable --- clay urn.
Mr. Lodge smugly gloats to his daughter Veronica about the ingenious eVASEive maneuver he has employed to protect his lovely valuable work of art from the soon-to-arrive-for-a-visit Archie --- "I had a rubber replica made of it; Archie won't be able to break this bouncy duplicate no matter how hard he bumps into it!" Of course, his seemingly-foolproof plan fails miserably (as usual!)... the hapless Archie --- fearing that he'll damage the vase even though it's just a rubber replica --- backs warily away from it and unknowingly blunders straight into the REAL VASE that's sitting on a stool behind him, sending it crashing to the floor and splintering all to pieces. :P
by QuacksO October 01, 2018
Humorous-but-heartwarming term dat refers to where you either:
(1) receive a gift from Birthday Boy/Girl dat he/she had received on said "special day", but he/she forwarded it to you because said item was more compatible wif your lifestyle than it would have been for said "original" recipient, or
(2) have something extra-nice/pleasant/fortunate happen to you (i.e., perhaps you score unexpectedly high in a game/contest, receive a wonderful gift, are extra-successful while performing some difficult/disagreeable endeavor, find one or more greatly-desired items on sale/in stock at a store, etc.) on someone else's birthday.
(1) receive a gift from Birthday Boy/Girl dat he/she had received on said "special day", but he/she forwarded it to you because said item was more compatible wif your lifestyle than it would have been for said "original" recipient, or
(2) have something extra-nice/pleasant/fortunate happen to you (i.e., perhaps you score unexpectedly high in a game/contest, receive a wonderful gift, are extra-successful while performing some difficult/disagreeable endeavor, find one or more greatly-desired items on sale/in stock at a store, etc.) on someone else's birthday.
Giving pass-along birthday presents can be just as enjoyable and bring just as much happiness to da person having da birthday as if he'd kept da presents for himself, since he will know dat whomever he's giving da items to will be enjoying/utilizing them even more than he would have. Same deal if a friend beamingly tells you of something extra-fortunate dat happened to him on your birthday, since you can feel glowingly radiant in your heart dat your good buddy experienced something dat made his life easier and/or more fun/pleasant.
by QuacksO October 15, 2021