QuacksO's definitions
A person or business-establishment that "moves in for the kill" whenever others are in a tight spot, hoping to "score big" due to the victims-of-circumstance's feelings of helplessness and desperation.
Some high-school guys with raging hormones purposely cram and toil to "exceptionally learn" math, English, history, science, etc, so that they can then extract sexual favors from less-competent girls who need help with their homework --- what shameless crisis opportunists!
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
Get the crisis opportunistmug. If you're accused of indecent exposure in a balmy sunny locale where many of da nearby humans are "in da buff" as well, you could always petition da court for a writ of Habeas Corpus Christi.
by QuacksO February 16, 2021
Get the Habeas Corpus Christimug. A two-faced Bible-thumping liar and fraud who liked to squealingly merge into traffic and remove layers of financial resources from his followers.
Norman Vincent Peel always said that "positive thinking can make someone rich" --- what he was really meaning was that YOUR positive thinking could make HIM rich! :P
by QuacksO April 22, 2022
Get the Norman Vincent Peelmug. A likeable/desirable aspect of someone's tootsies, such as being slender/shapely, having "juicy" toes, being double-jointed, etc.
I love holding and rubbing da feet of any cute chick, but my favorite feeture would be if she has plump rubbery toes dat flex back and forth smoothly/easily... I could play wif those lovely things for hours.
by QuacksO May 31, 2019
Get the feeturemug. A close resemblance in two or more processes of slow boiling, either in cooking or being "hot under da collar".
Nobody liked Reagan's clueless running of da country, and da general heated-browed response to The Donald's four years of clumsy idiotic behavior seems quite simmerlar.
by QuacksO February 6, 2021
Get the simmerlarmug. Gradually accustomed/adapted to personalities/conditions regarding someone with the last name of "Ackley".
The term "Ackleymated" can also be used "in reverse" --- i.e., to mean someone named Ackley's becoming used to a difficult set of circumstances. A prime example would be when the great Carl A. --- the "father of modern taxidermy" --- had to take a while to be able to withstand the awful stench of rotting flesh when he "stuffed 'n' mounted" the famous Jumbo's carcass after said giant pachyderm was accidentally struck and killed by a train.
by QuacksO December 20, 2019
Get the Ackleymatedmug. by QuacksO November 6, 2022
Get the Toyodamug.