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Definitions by QuacksO

rhetorahcal question 

Something asked not with the intention of seeking a reply, but merely to express an opinion or doubt regarding traditional Hebrew teachings.
In da famous musical, "Fiddler On The Roof", Tevye poses da rhetorahcal question, "How did our traditions get started?" He then readily admits dat even he has no idea.
rhetorahcal question by QuacksO October 21, 2021

amlittleuous 

And even-less-clear/definite/precise description or report of something that may or may not be real, truthful, valid, etc.
Disgusted hottie: This wildly-exaggerating deadbeat dude from da dating site claimed to have an "impressive-sized" love-pipe, but I thought at da time dat he'd seemed rather "amBIGuous" about specific details. And after actually seeing his "teeny weenie", I think it would be more accurate to say dat he was actually quite "amLITTLEuous" regarding said measurements!
amlittleuous by QuacksO October 21, 2021

reasonabel

Da manner is which Cain should have been treated by his brother.
In da famous modern film, "The Straight Story", Alvin mildly "raises Cain" about how da two constantly-bickering mechanic brothers should behave in a more "reasonabel" manner towards each other.
reasonabel by QuacksO October 21, 2021

ad-skip assistant 

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.
I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25ยข credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.
ad-skip assistant by QuacksO October 20, 2021

reyowlity 

Da "brutal truth" dat causes a person or animal to loudly vocalize in less-than-thrilled reaction/protest.
Jon Arbuckle may not have realized at first dat Garfield was gonna feel tremendously upset when Jon made him go on a diet, but da drastically-reduced volume of edibles in said tubby tabby's food dish conspired to show Jon da bitter reyowlity of Garfield's feelings on da matter!
reyowlity by QuacksO October 18, 2021

negligeence 

Irresponsible behavior dat involves wearing a skimpy nightgown.
If you don't want guys to hit on you, da last thing ya'll wanna do is commit voluntary negligeence!
negligeence by QuacksO October 18, 2021

cystematic inspection

A regularly-scheduled checkup wif a dermatologist.
Acne is unfortunately a natural part of adolescence; having cystematic inspections during dat period may not really help much.
cystematic inspection by QuacksO October 16, 2021