QuacksO's definitions

hijill

To commandeer a public conveyance (bus, plane, ship, etc.) using armed women.

Da classic, "I've been taken hostage by a terrorist group, but I don't want to be rescued" joke (i.e., da photo shows a dude sitting on da ground and surrounded by a dozen or more buxom scantily-clad hotties holding AK-47s) is a prime example of a hijilling. As da supposed "hostage" says, though, he prefers to just stay wif them instead of having anyone try to take him away, since his "captors" are all so gorgeous and desirable, and thus he actually ENJOYS being their captive; also, of course, da idea is dat if he simply behaves himself and cooperates wif whatever his lady-captors tell him to do, some or all of said voluptuous-bodied rebels will likely allow him "ultimate privileges" as a reward. :P :D

by QuacksO July 12, 2023

tombor

An abnormal growth dat you should definitely have looked at a.s.a.p. before it puts you six feet under.

Achmed is supposedly already deceased, plus he has no living tissue dat could develop any abnormalities, and so it would be impossible for him to develop any tombors.

by QuacksO March 9, 2025

post-swat "seeing red"

Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.

Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.

by QuacksO June 28, 2019

musical cars

Refers to a sort of "grown-up" version of the popular children's game; this procedure involves maneuvering around of two or more vehicles in a fairly small parking-area, either to allow one of them to enter/exit the locale, or to make room for additional vehicles that are scheduled to arrive later.

I really like owning three old clunker-sedans, particularly in case one of them is in the repair-shop and thus I hafta use one of the others for my basic local-transportation needs (and indeed, I occasionally have actually been down to just one somewhat-malfunctioning vehicle, but at least it has still been able to wheezingly/sputteringly/back-firingly get me from Point A to Point B around town till I got both of the other cars repaired and I could finally take this third one into the garage for some TLC of its own), but I occasionally hafta play "musical cars" if my friends drop by for a visit.

by QuacksO September 11, 2018

run afowl of the law

To break one or more rules regarding our feathered friends.

One needs to regularly read up on current statutes regarding bird-hunting so as not to run afowl of the law.

by QuacksO February 7, 2021

ambishious

Enthusiastically dedicated to clobbering.

Da Three Stooges were very ambishious.

by QuacksO July 13, 2025

ain'tient history

Da long-ago period when da common slang-contraction was first used.

My snooty English teacher is constantly correcting us for poor grammar, but I always point out dat slang words date back to ain'tient history.

by QuacksO June 8, 2021