QuacksO's definitions

skullpture

Human-or-animal-head-themed 3-D artwork, such as that made by molding, carving, or chipping.

Da famous Terracotta Army discovered in China back in da '70's numbered into da thousands of figures --- that's definitely skullpture on a grand scale there! :P

by QuacksO January 2, 2025

firmwear

Skimpy garments like bikinis and negligees dat show off your luscious womanly curves and thus cause observing males to get major hard-ons.

Da bodily features dat cause lustful dudes to get an erection when they see "firmwear" are not anything dat's added or supplementary --- it's totally "firmware" dat their bodies are born wif, as opposed to "software", such as capabilities or skills dat they gradually learn/acquire over da decades.

by QuacksO January 22, 2024

Okracoke Island

A "sunny south" offshore resort-area in Hyde County, North Carolina. The area is famous known for its gumbo-dishes and serving copious deluges of "The Real Thing" to wash it all down.

I've never been much for gumbo or carbonated beverages, so I wouldn't really have special reason to visit Okracoke Island as far as the culinary delights are concerned. I hear that the locals are welcoming and the area has several nice lighthouses, though, so I suppose I might make a trip there to check out those delightful amenities.

by QuacksO April 11, 2019

non-prophet group

Any organization or gathering of realistically-practical and open-mindedly compassionate people who are genuinely trying to assist their fellow humans with specific problems, and who wish to do so in a sane rational truly-effective "real world" manner, without trying to force a huge load of prejudiced acridly-critical theological "tough love" babble down the throats of the unfortunates who are seeking their help.

I hate it when non-prophet groups are labelled as "heathen" or "atheist" --- heck, they're just trying to actually provide people with what they really need, but without being destructively judgemental... what's so horrid or "sinful" about that???

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

spurplus

Too many cowboys.

In an area of cattle-ranching, there is likely to be a noisily-jingling spurplus in some of da local stores and coffee-shops.

by QuacksO December 3, 2022

lauren forcement

Derisive description of da policeman-like persona supposedly adopted by Ms. Bacall if you crossed her.

There is debate as to whether da former Mrs. Bogart truly "went all lauren forcement" anytime someone disagreed with her --- some people who knew her said dat she was actually very patient and dignified during many adversity-bearing situations.

by QuacksO July 11, 2024

Fritz Chrysler

Early-20th-century dude who both wrote/played lovely violin-music and invented a well-known brand of auto-bubble.

It's too bad dat in-dash car-stereos didn't become popular till da '70's after Fritz Chrysler had passed away, or he night have included some tapes of his violin-music with a new-car purchase for his customers to enjoy.

by QuacksO July 22, 2019