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If scribblin' on da dotted line is a real signachore, there are at least two fairly-easy options: either obtaining a rubber stamp with your "self-scrawl" imprinted on it (to prevent fraud, this potentially-super-valuable device should be kept under lock and key except when you're actually using it, of course; it may also require a co-signing witness for da stamped name to be legally binding/acceptable), or have a more-able-bodied fellow human grasp your hand to guide it through the writing process (this again necessitates da assistance of another, but if your muscles/joints are truly so weak/stiff/painful dat you can't even occasionally jot down a few words without great difficulty, then you might wanna have a full-time caregiver at your side, anyway, to help you perform ordinary day-to-day tasks more safely/easily).
by QuacksO January 24, 2023
Get the signachoremug. (1) A salty canned cucumber grown and/or packaged in da warmer regions of da Earth.
(2) A less-than-pleasant sitcheeyation dat occurs in da world's Equatorial areas.
(2) A less-than-pleasant sitcheeyation dat occurs in da world's Equatorial areas.
In an episode of AFV, a group of tourists on Maui are riding in a car with windshield wipers dat have quit, obliging them to use a loop of heavy string to manually make da wiper-blades swish back and forth as they drive through da rainy tropickle storm.
by QuacksO November 4, 2023
Get the tropicklemug. A loophole in da generally-accepted social rule which states dat you hafta keep yer paws off a buxom gal's "merchandise" less'n ya get her permission beforehand --- da theory in dis case is dat if she has a majority of her plump juicy "milk-thingies" juss hangin' right out there all luscious and "obvious", she is implying dat she is largely "tossing social norms out da window", and so you can go ahead and gleefully "squeeze theeze" without having to ask her first.
I'm guessing dat da brainless lunkhead in da classic "PAT"-labeled-uniform cartoon (da bosomy chick who's wearing da name-imprinted t-shirt is named "Patricia", but da clueless dude thought dat da word meant dat he had permission to feel her up) who got KO'd by da brawny babe was thinking of da "plain view" exception when he decided to delightedly "savor da goods" with his huge clumsy hands... da guy's buddy is saying to him, "I think it's meant for identification purposes, not as a set of instructions" :P
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
Get the "plain view" exceptionmug. Da behavior of da infamous Biblical spear-throwing hothead; it was so bad dat he changed da first letter of his name to become anonymous.
I find it apPAULling dat they didn't put David's would-be murderer into SAULitary confinement for his crimes.
by QuacksO February 21, 2021
Get the appaullingmug. Achmed Da Dead Terrorist typically dispenses an "allahgory" or two during Jeff Dunham's shows; in his case, though, da term has double significance, in dat not only does he often reference "Da Great One", but some of his subject-matter is also quite "horrible and graphic".
by QuacksO May 26, 2022
Get the allahgorymug. One should indeed try to maintain a sensible manner and outlook on life, but a little impathy towards others of more light-hearted demeanor never hurts.
by QuacksO April 4, 2022
Get the impathymug. Tronald Dump may indeed be overly craving of wealth, prestige, and power, but to him it's just grabnormal behavior.
by QuacksO June 28, 2025
Get the grabnormalmug.