Definitions by QuacksO

doenation 

Da feminine equivalent of "stagnation".

If a company or organization is in a STAGnation due to its not having the finances to proceed, it may take a sizeable DOEnation to get things moving again.

doenation by QuacksO December 3, 2021

hobgobblin

A household spirit dat voraciously devours all da edibles it can find.

Little Johnny's mom caught him with his hand in da cookie jar, so he couldn't use da hobgobblin excuse as to why da cookies were disappearing. :P

hobgobblin by QuacksO December 3, 2021

reefund

Reimbursement of payment for a cruise when da boat you were riding in fetched up on da rocks.

Da pilot of our tour-boat was smokin' a REEFER and thus did not observe da shallowly-submerged ledge; we were stuck there for several hours till another boat came to offload us all, and so da cruise-line gave us all a REEFUND.

reefund by QuacksO December 2, 2021

The truth Hertz 

In other words, what da vehicle-rental giant does ain't pretty sometimes.

While it's true dat "the truth Hertz" when you read or hear about it in da news, I am still glad to be informed of their shady shenanigans.

The truth Hertz by QuacksO December 2, 2021

owenership

Having an item belong to you, but you haven't paid for it.

Da term "owenership" can also refer to da dubious honor of your having legal responsibility regarding a debt or "money pit", such as a device dat requires lots of fuel and/or maintenance, a love-baby, etc.

owenership by QuacksO December 2, 2021

shinanigans 

Fun stuff and/or less-than-honest behavior regarding one's lower legs.

Beware of unexpectedly "loose" gals who offer you fourth-base privileges sooner than you might expect; they may just be up to their usual shinanigans to con you out of money or other valuable resource!

shinanigans by QuacksO December 2, 2021

Collarado

Da American-Southwest state where throat-cloths and doggie-necklaces are manufactured.

If factories in Collarado makes certain human- and canine-wear implements, are other accessories made in Sleeveland, Ohio and Harnessburg, Pennsylvania??

Collarado by QuacksO December 1, 2021