Definitions by QuacksO
leopardopterist
Jay Bush told Duke dat he could reveal da famous Bush family's secret baked-beans recipe "when pigs fly"; if he'd instead specified dat it would hafta be flying cats, perhaps said large Golden Retriever would have needed help from a leopardopterist.
leopardopterist by QuacksO January 18, 2026
"sweet little old lady" virtue
Similar to da "grandmother approach", but more of a generalized "association wif da elderly" type of "gate-pass" to other people's patience, respect, willingness to accommodate you, etc.; i.e., if you make sure to tell others dat you are procuring an object for and/or assisting a slight-figured and warm/gentle-natured "neighborhood gramma", they'll be all like, "Awwwww... how kind and thoughtful of you!" regarding said endeavor, and thus they'll be more willing to assist you themselves, give you permission/clearance to perform whatever tasks/activities are necessary to complete your helpful task, let you obtain one or more related objects/resources/services either for free or at a much-lower cost, etc, due to their respect and appreciation for older folks and --- by extension --- anyone who's trying to provide "aid and attendance" to one or more of said "wrinkle-city residents".
Da likeable owner at da local general store at da Amish community in northern Maine extended a similar style of praising generosity to me as da classic "sweet little old lady" virtue might have garnered me --- if I was repairing an item for one of da Amish families in his community, said pleasant-and-mild-mannered proprietor would let me have da necessary fasteners and other hardware-materials for free.
"sweet little old lady" virtue by QuacksO January 18, 2026
endjoyable
I.e., you actually DETEST da supposedly-wonderful activity while it's in progress --- its only pleasant experience is knowing dat it's OVER!
Weird how da "old vs. young" generations view two opposite-type social gatherings completely differently, and "in total reverse" --- i.e., a church-service dat grownups find pleasant and satisfying is absolute torture for their offspring, and so da only "endjoyable" part for said climbin'-da-walls youngsters is when they finally get let out, whereas a rock-concert is "total auditory ambrosia" to said same teenagers, but their parents can't wait for said crashy-bashy cacophony to be done wif so dat their poor assailed ears can have some "glorious silence" relief!
endjoyable by QuacksO January 18, 2026
elabiarate
Or "elabiaorate" --- it means to give additional or more-thorough "juicy" details about a chick's delectable "downstairs lips" after initially having merely told yer listeners dat she has a nice vaginal opening.
Me: Tiffany really has a luscious "sweet spot".
Listening buddies: Schweet! Care to elabiarate?
Me: Sure thing! Well, let's see --- it's a nice tannish-pink color, has feathery bright-pink inner lips, and is very warm and moist and velvety. And talk about s-e-n-s-i-t-i-v-e --- she always majorly giggles and squirms and jerks her legs whenever I lick and suck on it!
Listening buddies: Schweet! Care to elabiarate?
Me: Sure thing! Well, let's see --- it's a nice tannish-pink color, has feathery bright-pink inner lips, and is very warm and moist and velvety. And talk about s-e-n-s-i-t-i-v-e --- she always majorly giggles and squirms and jerks her legs whenever I lick and suck on it!
elabiarate by QuacksO January 13, 2026
Myopean
Da USA is now independent from da "Kangaroo Island", so maybe its citizenry could refer to their fellow countrymen as "Myopeans" when addressing anyone from "Merry Old England", since said North American territory no longer belongs to said "across da pond" government anymore.
pick and chewse
Actually, dat's backwards --- first you "choose" what to "chew", and THEN you pick yer teeth AFTERWARDS.
If yer toothbrush isn't handy at a particular time, you will want to "pick and chewse" what you munch on so dat you don't get any annoying fibers stuck between yer teeth.
pick and chewse by QuacksO January 11, 2026