QuacksO's definitions

poutput

Da amount of "spoiled rich kid" sulking dat someone exhibits in a certain time-period.

Da infamous "affluenza"-afflicted Ethan Couch exhibited voluminous poutput whenever anything didn't go his way.

by QuacksO March 6, 2021

sinkronization

A whole bunch of ships going down at da same time.

Seeing a succession of elongated underwater mounds containing many pottery jars just off da island of Crete, Jacques Cousteau realized dat a massive tidal wave from an ancient volcanic eruption may have caused a sinkronization, and dat said parallel rows had likely been formed by da rotted-away hulls of loaded merchant-vessels.

by QuacksO April 21, 2022

RAMifications

Da overall effects of having more or less data-storage on your computer.

Bill Gates supposedly said in 1981 dat "640K should be enough for anybody", but he claims dat he never made dat ridiculous statement --- he says dat he totally knew da RAMifications of having too little computer-memory, and so he actually was always saying da exact opposite.

by QuacksO April 15, 2024

infirmercial

A long-winded television-based sales-pitch spiel dat comes across as wimpy and insubstantial.

To take da term "infirmercial" in a literal sense, some of said boob-tube-bee-ess presentations may indeed promise products/services/practices dat supposedly will cure yer lethargy and boost yer vitality, but predictably, about da only effect dat said pricey offerings actually have is to make yer FINANCES more "infirm"! :P

by QuacksO August 3, 2025

trickologist

A shady magician who moonlights as a hair-and-scalp specialist.

Many a trickologist falsely claims to know how to make your hair grow "like magic".

by QuacksO August 18, 2025

frolicking

Refers to da gleefully-undulating tongue-action dat a lustful stud employs when exploring a girl's honey-patch, especially it's a new gal whom he's checking out between her legs for da first time.

I love having sex wif hot chicks and always get a huge excited hard-on right beforehand, but da problem is dat I often spend so much time frolicking between her legs dat my big heavy painfully-engorged cock eventually gets tired and droopy from just stiffly sticking out straight for so long --- something like how a garter snake can only hold itself out horizontally for a relatively short period when you're cradling him in your hands --- and so then it is no longer firm or rigid enough to actually push itself up inside of her!

by QuacksO October 27, 2023

ellendegeneration

The most recent crop of humans who have been apathetically corrupted by watching petty-sensational-BS talk-shows on cable.

Old fogy: I can't believe what horrid selfish lazy crap comes outta the mouths of the ellendegeneration these days... why, when I was a child, we had to blaw, blaw, blah, blah...

by QuacksO January 28, 2017