If yer in doubt about what to bring to a bridle shower, gift-certificates to da local feed-store are always appreciated.
by QuacksO February 23, 2021
Da hot-headed emotional-status of seething jealousy and resentment dat da infamous young Bible-character wif a fiery temper felt on many occasions; his unprovoked/unwarranted rage was so profound and intense dat it even caused him to viciously pursue and throw spears at those he was envious of.
I wonder if da reason dat da dude who was always so saulannoyed hadda eventually change his name to Paul was dat he needed to hide from da authorities who were after him for his murderous attempts on others' lives?
by QuacksO January 24, 2019
If you're of African descent or get a dark enough suntan, you might be able to hide your leopardosy spots fairly well.
by QuacksO November 26, 2020
I never gamble, so any time I experience tingling in my Vegas nerve, I just go sit on da beach and relax a while till da "urge to splurge" subsides.
by QuacksO November 27, 2019
What da ladies of Louisiana's state capital are doin' to get gussied up whenever there's a gala festival scheduled.
Prior to every big bash, jewelers in La-la State's "Red Stick City" are also "battin' rouge" --- i.e., speedily dabbin da finely-abrasive polish on their prized merchandise --- in preparation to party-goers' flocking into their shops to buy super-shiny baubles to wear when getting all decked out for said wildly-whoopin'-it-up event.
by QuacksO June 29, 2023
"If you leave your vehicle's engine running during a delay in proceeding (traffic-jam, road construction, accident-resolution, "stuck" red signal-light, etc.), you will be sitting there for many minutes, just wasting gas. The instant you turn the key off and climb out of your seat to stretch, however, THAT'S when the line of traffic will begin moving again, and thus you will have shut off your engine "for nothing", AND you will now be holding up everyone behind you while you hastily hop back into the driver's seat and re-start the engine so that you can move forward again."
I finally took da plunge and bought a second-hand Toyota Prius because I'd eventually had one too many cases of Murphy's Law of Engine-Idling Duration... the Prius automatically shuts down its power during stand-stills, and then uses its electric motor to provide instant mobility as soon as you're ready to go again.
by QuacksO October 20, 2018
Court-wranglings regarding long distances.
Farbitration gets even more complicated if you hafta keep converting between standard and metric length-measurements --- i.e., miles or kilometers.
by QuacksO April 23, 2025