bouillonaire

Someone who struck it rich in da "stock market" --- i.e., buying and selling shares in stew-broth production/sales.

Perhaps one could indeed make a fairly tidy income speculating in dehydrated-soup cubes, but don't expect to become a bouillonaire at it!

by QuacksO December 01, 2021

masshuggle

Portmanteau of "massage", "hug", and "snuggle", this term refers to when ya lovingly wrap yer arms around yer friend's shoulders, contentedly rest the side of your head against his/her chest and hold him close, and then begin softly kneading/soothing the middle of his/her back with yer palms and fingertips.

Nuthin' quite like sharin' a nice long masshuggle wif dat special someone, either to comfort each other after a long day or "just 'cuz"... extra points if you're both naked, of course, since "naked hugs are the best hugs". Plus it's even more heavenly and fulfilling if ya both remember to keep offering each other yer most choice/soul-soothing body-parts like yer cheeks (both upstairs AND down), forehead, lips (again, upper **and** lower, if you're a gal), chest, palms, soles, etc., so that your cuddle-buddy can constantly "soothe 'n' satisfy" all of his urgent/tearful cravings for your warm softness.

by QuacksO October 02, 2017

Joseph Whopner

A famously "tough-but-fair" TV-court judge who really "kicked a**" when it came to laying down da law.

I always believe in liberal leniency when it comes to arbitrating from da bench regarding minor wrongdoings or unintentional/unavoidable violations, but sometimes it takes a real Joseph Whopner to adequately/effectively take hardened criminals and habitual offenders to task for their serious/repeated transgressions.

by QuacksO January 30, 2022

rigger mortise

A severe stiffening/cramping of the joints/muscles suffered by people who attach hoisting-cables for the huge timbers that are used to build old-fashioned post-and-beam ("mortise-and-tenon") structures.

I overdid it while helping my Amish friends do a barn-raising yesterday, and now I have rigger mortise.

by QuacksO July 18, 2018

prewreckuisite

A condition dat has to exist already if you want to strip an item for parts.

Buying two old-but-still-basically-intact junker-clunkers and then combining them into one drivable vehicle means dat there is no prewreckuisite --- both jalopies belong to you now, and so you can "chop 'n' swap" to your heart's content.

by QuacksO January 26, 2023

hackupuncture

A damage-repairing treatment for your database following a malware-attack.

Another definition for da term "hackupuncture" could refer to an unfortunately-all-too-common seemingly-helpful/caring offer to de-bug your computer, but which is itself a cyber-attack in disguise!

by QuacksO February 08, 2023

an eye for an aye

What an experienced/observant stud supposedly possesses when it comes to spotting "willing" ladies.

Some overly-confident guys think that they have "an eye for an aye" when they go out seeking gals with whom to get laid, but determining which chicks are actually that quick/casual about spreading their legs is usually quite a bit more difficult than that.

by QuacksO April 10, 2022