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Megoslavia

Da little-known European country where da crappy-a** Mego automobile was manufactured.
If da lousy-quality Yugo and Mego cars were built in Yugoslavia and Megoslavia respectively, was da equally-substandard Wheego "jointly" made by both countries combined ("We Go"), or is there actually a third empire with an equally-deplorable set of manufacturing-standards???
by QuacksO May 3, 2020
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crittercal condition

In The Pied Piper of Hamlin, things were in a really crittercal condition before said musician showed up.
by QuacksO January 13, 2021
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adequit

Sufficient to cause others to allow you to walk off a job.
If an endeavor begins either not producing enough tangible results, requiring too much effort, taking too long, or costing too much, that's usually an adequit ground to abandon said task and move on to something more productive.
by QuacksO October 6, 2024
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Duetoronomy

Da "fire 'n' brimstone" Hebrew-text bu**s**t regarding debt-collection dat Shylock was going by.
"Da "Merchant of Venice" play shows da extreme dangers of obsessively following da teachings of Duetoronomy --- DUE TO da infamous Venecian Torah-thumping money-lender's greed and selfishly-wicked mindset regarding those unfortunate souls from whom large sums were DUE TO him, he never considered what his evil policies might DO TO said indigent individuals!
by QuacksO November 20, 2024
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piratechnics

Skyrockets, flares, and other glowing/exploding chemical-based fireworks dat buccaneers shoot off in an attempt to intimidate other ships into letting themselves be robbed and/or taken over by said seagoing miscreants.
Piratechnics may indeed be fear-instilling, particularly if they're especially bright or noisy; there really should be little to be frightened of, though, unless said men of fortune actually start firing live-ammunition devices like cannons or rifles.
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
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acupunkture

The surgical insertion of sharp pointed metal probes into various areas of the body for the purpose of preparing said flesh for the installation of the metal stud-pins for fashion-jewelry (i.e., "piercings") denoting a defiant/non-conformist personality and a taste for loud/obnoxious music.
I see all these young people nowadays with their wild hair-styles and acupunkture-installed body-decor, and I just shake my head in confused disgust --- I happen to like my body just as it is naturally, so why should I wanna mess it up with a whole bunch of hideous hair-coloring and stainless-steel/titanium hardware?!
by QuacksO November 27, 2018
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Sadderday

The unsatisfying day at the end of the week when people on a diet are compelled to ditch their dissipative junk-food routine and only eat flavor-impaired less-filling low-calorie health foods. Can be especially distressing after the previous 24-hour period, Fryday, which is the one glorious day of the week when they are allowed to indulge in all their debauched gluttonous chowing down of rich greasy salty deep-fried delights.
Wife #1: What's with your husband today? He hath that lean and hungry look.

Wife #2: Oh, it's nothing, really, dear... he's just feeling the classic “Sadderday syndrome” after stuffing his face with burgers and fries all day yesterday.
by QuacksO December 29, 2013
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