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"If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"
I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability mug.A fishing-buddy gave me an old storage-battery for powering my trolling-motor, and it lasted almost all da way through a fairly-lengthy journey across a sizeable lake and back; said aged lightning-cube finally ran out of steam a little while before I reached da shore on da return-trip, though, and so I hadda move da boat in da oardinary way for da last ten minutes.
by QuacksO November 20, 2023
Get the oardinary mug.The whoop-of-joy expression of the long-haired 420-friendly counter-culture group from the sixties and seventies. Viva, Woodstock!!!
We know all the songs that the crowd-boys know
'Bout the big corral where the peace-nuts go
We learned 'em all on the radio
Hippie-yi-yo-kai-yay... hippie-yi-yo-kai-yay.
'Bout the big corral where the peace-nuts go
We learned 'em all on the radio
Hippie-yi-yo-kai-yay... hippie-yi-yo-kai-yay.
by QuacksO July 20, 2018
Get the hippie-yi-yo-kai-yay mug.Tongue-in-cheek description of a certain type of give-and-take "assistance contract", whereby either:
(1) Person A provides companionship/intimacy to Person B in exchange for his spending money on Person A (i.e., using with his **Visa** card), or
(2) Person A agrees to marry Person B --- or at least to provide Person B with one or more "services" of a similar nature as in Example 1 --- so that Person B will "pull strings" with the authorities to provide Person A with a green card or temporary citizenship (a "visa"), so that Person A will be able to legally reside in Person B's country for an extended period of time.
(1) Person A provides companionship/intimacy to Person B in exchange for his spending money on Person A (i.e., using with his **Visa** card), or
(2) Person A agrees to marry Person B --- or at least to provide Person B with one or more "services" of a similar nature as in Example 1 --- so that Person B will "pull strings" with the authorities to provide Person A with a green card or temporary citizenship (a "visa"), so that Person A will be able to legally reside in Person B's country for an extended period of time.
Financially-solvent dude: It seems like nearly all the cute chicks I've met expect me to go by the "I grant you what you desire, and visa versa" deal... why does romance seem to always have a string attached?!??
by QuacksO February 2, 2017
Get the visa versa mug.If Da Great Adolf had chosen to perform a vetoo instead of an approval, a lot of widespread destruction might have been averted.
by QuacksO February 10, 2021
Get the vetoo mug.They say dat many British girls are not very "willing" when it comes to casual sex, but perhaps if you take them for a long walk on da rolling Yorkshire Dales, they might eventually achieve a moorgasm, and then getting them to let you into their pants might become a bit easier.
by QuacksO January 3, 2021
Get the moorgasm mug.Refers to a static-electricity-prone outhouse-throne, whereby if you move around too much on the seat in an effort to squeeze out all the poop, the friction of your clothing rubbing on the wood/plastic/porcelain may cause a spark that detonates the accumulated methane in the pit underneath you and explosively goes off like a cannon, forcibly ejecting you out through the roof of the outhouse, That's why some outhouses are built so tall, to give you somewhat of a "buffer zone" overhead so that hopefully the force of the blast will be sufficiently dissipated before it propels you very high.
City slicker, looking disgustedly at the super-primitive outhouse at his country-cousin's out-in-the-sticks property: Hey, what's with the mattress duct-taped to the ceiling and the clamshell-hinged roof -panels???
Country cousin: Oh, that's just in case the ejection seat goes off unexpectedly... this wire and wrist-strap is to hopefully dissipate static electricity build-up sufficiently, though... you put it on when you're poopin', and take it ff again when you're done.
Country cousin: Oh, that's just in case the ejection seat goes off unexpectedly... this wire and wrist-strap is to hopefully dissipate static electricity build-up sufficiently, though... you put it on when you're poopin', and take it ff again when you're done.
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
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