Referring to a gal's fantasy-idea of a perfect fuzzy-chested snuggle-buddy, this type of fellow not only treats his lady right and is kind, gentle, smart, funny, etc., but he also always keeps an eye on how she's resting while taking a nap, and then he immediately wakes her up whenever her agonized tossing and/or whimpering indicates that she's having a nightmare, so that she doesn't have to needlessly suffer from the bad dream for even one instant longer.
Groggy red-eyed dude: I love how Tiffany adoringly calls me her dream guy and always lets me sleep with her, but she sometimes has several nightmares back-to-back which oblige me to keep waking her up and then soothing her back to sleep again, and so I often don't get much shut-eye myself!
by QuacksO December 24, 2017
Supporters of King George were hoping dat da so-called "insurrection" of da mid-1700's would merely result in a moratoryum for them, and dat they could eventually resume living "fat, dumb, and happy" under Merry Old England's rule. But after da Treaty of Paris was signed, they had to either conform to da new government or vamoose to Canada.
by QuacksO April 16, 2025
I always make sure to ask if there's any service-charge before authorizing an employee to perform an action on my behalf --- to many trofee-seekers out there!
by QuacksO April 08, 2022
A place of business where you'd feel embarrassed to be seen patronizing, such as a cannabis-dispensary, adult book store, or massage-parlor.
I greatly appreciate how all of the local families trust me with their daughters and children, and so I make sure to scrupulously avoid any "questionable" establushments like bars or "hot"-entertainment businesses.
by QuacksO February 08, 2019
The tearfully-touching gesture that often occurs when a pair of hand-holders hafta take off in opposite directions but are reluctant to let go of each other's hand; it involves the couple's slowly walking away from each other but still retaining their finger-clasps until their arms are fully extended between them. Several extra points if you considerately take the time to gradually/gently slide your fingers free of your friend's in a slow affectionately-caressing movement.
Tiffany and I always make sure to perform the lingering hand-clasp whenever we hafta part company after a delightful beach stroll or dinner-date; it helps keep us happier and miss each other a bit less until we are able to canoodle again the next time.
by QuacksO June 21, 2018
I was kinda disgusted by da raunchy content of some of da "Jeeves" chronicles, so I wonder if da author's name should actually have been written as "P.G.-13 Wodehouse".
by QuacksO January 28, 2023
I looked over art by da likes of Michelangelo and da Vinci, and I conclewded dat da state of da human mind was just as crass and lustful as it is today, what with all of da shameless nudity and debauchery depicted in said paintings.
by QuacksO April 16, 2022