Tevye and his fellow "Yiddishmen" were so "imparverished" largely due to their obsessively following da foolish and woefully-outdated "Old Testament" ways ("Tradition!") of their equally-closed-minded-and-clueless forebears.
by QuacksO March 14, 2023
Refers to the tasty spud-chunks that are included in canned mixed vegetables, as opposed to frozen bags of them that only contain the "standard five" garden-delights (peas, green beans, carrots, corn, and green lima beans).
Canned mixed vegetables are indeed blessed with a potato bonus, are pre-cooked and ready-to-eat, and do not require refrigeration till opened, but there are drawbacks to them when compared to just the frozen kind: they may cost more per ounce (i.e., over a buck for a 15-ounce can as opposed to maybe two bucks for a two-pound cello-bag; there is considerably less than the stated weight of solid veggies in the can, also, since a lot of the product's volume is made up of the broth that they're cooked in), they are often excessively salty, and they aren't usually so robust-flavored as the freshly-cooked fare you'd get from stewing up a frozen bag of them yourself, either.
by QuacksO March 03, 2019
Da assorted seductive hips-swaying and crotch-undulating maneuvers dat a hot chick performed in front of a lustful stud who consequently engaged in one or more of da bare-genitaled bouncy-bouncy sessions wif said luscious looker which resulted in her now-upcoming "first celebration of Mother's Day", and which also presently necessitates her partaking of assorted abdominal-flexing exercises for better prenatal health.
In da infamous "four spaghettis" joke (i.e., "two with sausage and meatballs, and two without"), said "liberally-fertile-and-fertilized" chick must have had to do a whole PASSEL of pre-Kegels during da following months!
by QuacksO November 05, 2024
Guys, come on --- you cannot expect all da gals to whom you're sexually attracted to always be "at your cervice"... they may be either tired, sore "down there", on their periods, not "in da mood" at da same time dat you are (which in your case, of course, is ALWAYS), busy with important matters, etc. You need to respect dem about dat --- be grateful dat dey are indeed actually willing to spread their legs for you even as often as they do, and leave it at dat!
by QuacksO March 05, 2022
If you play yer cards right when interacting wif a hot chick, she might eventually let you give her a missage!
by QuacksO November 05, 2023
If you consume significant amounts of unhealthful sugar-type substances over a long enough period of time, you will likely become so "ballooned out" on both sides dat you may even cease to be ambidextrose while shopping for yet more of your sickly-sweet baking ingredients!!
by QuacksO December 04, 2020
Da "slow 'n' steady" mid-size sedan dat saved da "fix or repair daily" member of "Da Big Three" from bankruptcy.
If da Ford Taurtoise and da Volkswagen Rabbit had a speed and/or endurance competition, I wonder who would win?
by QuacksO June 20, 2021