A whiny grumbly person --- most often a teenager --- who sulkily performs janitorial labors amidst copious use of swear-words to illustrate his acute discontent with having to carry out said activities.
School superintendent: I always make sure that all of the younger students have gone home in the afternoon before I assign cleanup-duties to any high-schoolers who have come under detention that day --- there are far too many cusstodions in these ranks for our tender-eared youths to be present during this period.
by QuacksO September 06, 2019
Get the cusstodionmug. Kinda hard to wear socks inside sandals with toe-posts --- I wonder if Sockrates invented the idea of the croc-style slippers?
by QuacksO January 13, 2022
Get the Sockratesmug. Where you trustingly "jump someone's bones" merely on his/her verbal assurance that he/she has taken sufficient precautions against pregnancy or other unwanted "after-effects" of said bouncy-bouncy.
Just because an approaching-middle-age hottie has been "doing it bareback without result" ever since she was a teenager is absolutely zero true guarantee that she will not unexpectedly begin ovulating --- that is definitely one "leap of faith" that you may want to think very carefully before taking! Wearing protection is still the safest/surest non-surgical/medicinal way of proceeding if you don't wanna hear da pitter-patter of little feet (and further burden the already-stretched-too-thin AFDC system)!
by QuacksO December 29, 2017
Get the leap of faithmug. A small heavy apparatus on wheels with a short iron projectile-hurling barrel that you pack with black powder and a sandbag, and place just inside the door of an outhouse; you rig the device's primer-cap to both the door and the seat of the crapper. That way, if some "loose cannon" --- either because he's a pervert or simply too drunk to notice da "occupied" sign --- tries to enter da loo while someone else is already in there, he'll get blasted clear across the yard for his impudence.
The only problem with a loo scannon is that ordinarily you can only have one shot at the loo-intruder at a time,, so if the sozzled/lecherous idiot actually recovers from the massive torso-whack he received "the first time around" and staggers back toward the outhouse before you're through takin' yer dump, you will no longer have your "protection device" activated to give him another whallop. That's what bathroom-buddies are for --- always take another person and some fresh ammo-supplies with you when you head for the potty, so that your friend can hurriedly reload the scannon in preparation for another blast if necessary. P.S. Some clueless dudes are so big and tough that they actually **enjoy** being a "human cannonball", so watch out for "repeat offenders" here... they may actually WANT you to do it again "on their behalf".
by QuacksO August 01, 2018
Get the loo scannonmug. I attended youth-camp, went swimming, ate watermelon, collected fireflies, and rode my bike on woods-trails. That pretty much summerizes it, I think.
by QuacksO April 23, 2022
Get the summerizemug. The humorous knighted-Scottish-actor impersonation that you eye-twinkingly utilize to address your companion(s) when letting them into a building of some kind where the "regular" entrance had been either locked, jammed, or obstructed with objects/debris on the inside, and so you have "gone around" and slipped into said edifice from an alternate door or other opening that you know about from previous visits here, wormed your way forward through the interior of the structure till you eventually reached the front access-point again, cleared away any blockage from the doorway-area, and then finagled/wrestled said door open for easier and less-obtrusive entry by your accompanying humans; this saves their all having to tiringly make extra steps all the way over to the side-entrance, slither through narrow doorways, clamber over obstructions, unnecessarily disturb other present occupants of said building, etc..
Years ago before we had a telephone of our own, my sister and I would occasionally go to make calls at the office of a fellow-low-income-neighbor's service-garage. The only problem was that the shop's French-window-style front door had a broken/loose latch-mechanism, and thus the door was often very balky about opening up from the outside. So to save my slight-figured and not-very-steady-on-her-extra-small-feet sister's having to wobblingly struggle her way into the office by an alternate route, I would merely leave her standing at the front door of the garage while I performed a classic "Welcome to The R-d-d-d-ock!" maneuver --- I'd hurriedly scuttle around back, quietly sidle in at the mechanics'-access door, unobtrusively pick my way through the service-bays where the guys were working and on into the office's rear entrance, forcibly fumble and jiggle the wobbly latch-mechanism to coax the front door into performing its "open sesame" routine, and then smilingly usher my still-patiently-waiting sister inside the office and over to the old swivel-chair by the desk where the phone was.
by QuacksO May 22, 2019
Get the Welcome to The R-d-d-d-ock!mug. A tiny rural-Maine village where da majority of da townspeople become blank-minded from imbibing home-made rotgut-hooch.
The name "Passadumkeag" was originally a Native-American word, and history notes that the Indians were largely corrupted by the "white man's fire-water"... coincidence? I wonder... I mean, it's widely known that whenever a shifty European bigwig wanted to trick the Redskins into signing over a parcel of land or otherwise bending to an unreasonable desire of his, he would just tell one of his cohorts to "Passadumbkeg", and then the formerly-hesitant native chiefs would share a massive "group-guzzle" and then sign said documents as soon as they'd gotten sufficiently liquored up. Pathetic, but true.
by QuacksO September 29, 2018
Get the Passadumbkegmug.