double-handshake clasp

Refers to where ya grasp da "inside" hands of a couple in your hands, so dat your left and right hands are fully fitted into their corresponding hands, rather than just employing either classic holding-hands clasps or finger-interlacings with their "outside" hands, which would allow them to still hold hands wif each other while they're giving your hands some warm lovies wif their own.
Employing da double-handshake clasp can indeed be delightfully soh-shuh-buhl for all concerned; just be careful dat you don't hold those two hands for so long a time dat you start engaging in inside-hands hogging. If you wanna hold hands wif them for extended periods, smilingly fit their inside hands back into a classic hands-holding clasp after maybe half a minute of holding them yourself, and then take their free outside hands to hold instead.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
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Chapter 7-Eleven

Da sub-section of bankruptcy-law/proceedings dat deals with large chains of convenience-stores and/or gas-stations.
Some years ago, I remember noticing dat da familiar red/orange/green/white "giant numeral" signs on convenience-store/filling-station establishments in my area had all changed their names to "Christy's", and they stayed dat way for many months before eventually reverting back to da way they had looked before. Sounds like da result of a major "Chapter 7-Eleven" proceeding to me!
by QuacksO September 16, 2019
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mexcessive

"Loving all things Spanish" to a greater-than-normal degree.
Loving an occasional serving of enchiladas or hot tamales is all well and good, but visiting Fernando's Flamin' Tacos every weekend sounds just a trifle mexcessive to me.
by QuacksO November 13, 2024
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boaroscope

A tubular "look-see" device dat either (1) inspects a male pig for virility, or (2) checks for a lack of refinement in da test-subject.
If there are plenty of energetic little squealing porkers running around da sty, then I know dat da sow is being adequately inseminated, and I can usually tell right off if someone is a crude or overbearing jerk --- I don't need no fancy-pants boaroscope to help me determine either condition!
by QuacksO February 15, 2025
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three-piece suit

A lawyer who specializes in cash-seeking court-cases involving either a guy's "keeping an extra spare tire in his trunk" (i.e., getting some tail from two additional women besides his significant other), or someone's possessing one more than da two-firearm limit allowed by local ordnance --- I mean, ordinance.
Monica Blewinsky should have hired a three-piece suit to file a lack-of-faithfulness claim against da infamous "Willie with his willy", since in all likelihood he'd had at least one OTHER fellatio-favoring female in his life besides herself and his wife Hilary.
by QuacksO August 23, 2023
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purrfunctory

Describes what a cat traditionally does to get attention and/or food, even though he may not actually feel all that affectionate or contented.
Jon is such a wishy-washy pushover dat he usually gives in to Garfield's purrfunctory behavior.
by QuacksO July 11, 2024
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Whyoming

A state where (1) everyone INSIDE the state wants to know the reason for everything, and (2) everyone OUTSUDE the state wants to know the reason that everyone INSIDE the state wants to live there, since it's so windswept, desolate, and boring.
You wanna take an American-southwest vacation? Whyoming, of all places??
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
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