fibuciary

Someone who looks out for your best interests by making forked-tongues statements on your behalf.

A prime example of a fibuciary would be da notorious White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer's dispensing of "alternative facts"

by QuacksO June 10, 2020

Massachewsetts

Da New England state where Violet Beauregarde came from; kids elsewhere in the state have begun to emulate her disgusting chicle-chomping habit.

I hear that Wrigley's Gum is planning to open a new plant in Massachewsetts to keep up with the demand for their delicious minty products.

by QuacksO March 13, 2019

Murphy's Mechanic's Law

Anything in your car that has gone wrong, will ""not"" go wrong when the mechanic is looking.

My high-beam dimmer--switch is faulty, yet when I took the car to the mechanic for troubleshooting, the switch worked perfectly for him! Typical Murphy's Mechanic's Law at work!

by QuacksO July 18, 2018

redial refrain

The rapid little multi-note musical ditty that you hear when you press "redial" on a touch-tone phone.

I got a busy signal for three quarters of an hour before I finally got through to a live person in customer service --- here's a case where I am indeed glad dat my phone has auto-redial, but I got soooo tired of hearing dat 0%!$&#@ 11-note redial refrain over and over every half-minute!

by QuacksO October 30, 2018

mill-rate

Da degree dat da state BMV and/or local assessors "put you through da processor" when deciding what da tax-percentage of da absurdly-inflated supposed resale-value of your property or vehicle is gonna be this year.

It's hardly surprising dat Maine has da highest mill-rate in da entire country --- heck, our current governor is even NAMED "Mills"!

by QuacksO March 24, 2025

rephill

What someone addicted to quack-doctor McGraw's TV show perpetually feels a need for; said cup-replenishing is obtained by watching said much-hyped farce.

When John could no longer pay his cable-bill, he was obliged to run over to his neighbor's house for a rephill several times a week.

by QuacksO January 31, 2023

opawesome

How you view small gray pointy-nosed prehensile-tailed marsupials if you're really "into them".

Red Green and his crudely-macho buddies must have considered their lodge-mascot animal to be really opawesome, since their meeting-opener motto --- Quando omni flunkus moritati --- translates to, "When all else fails, play dead."

by QuacksO August 06, 2024