Definitions by QuacksO

screwba diving 

Refers to where two aqualung-wearers "take da plunge" and have underwater sex.

Tiffany and I wanted to try screwba diving for da first time, but da water was so cold dat I couldn't "get it up" once we got below da surface. Guess we'll hafta wait for warmer weather to give it another shot.

screwba diving by QuacksO January 26, 2022

fujitive 

An on-the-lam person hiding out in the mountains of Japan.

Why would the pre-WW2 von Trapp family wanna flee to JAPAN, of all places? Seems like they'd be safer in neutral Switzerland than as fujitives!

fujitive by QuacksO January 25, 2022

Warren Buffetted 

Describes how a beleaguered investor feels after taking lousy advice from da controversial "definitely not related to Jimmy" billionaire.

I stay outta da stock market at all costs, so dat I don't risk feeling Warren Buffetted.

Warren Buffetted by QuacksO January 24, 2022

voyeurgasm

Getting off to video from illegally-placed spy-cameras.

Da now-infamous "peeping Tom" Stephen Glover likely enjoyed lots of voyeurgasms before he was eventually caught.

voyeurgasm by QuacksO January 24, 2022

sworegasm 

Getting off to having just either used a "bad word", been formally titled at an election ceremony, or taken an oath.

I see all of these greedy uncaring doctors taking da Hippocritic Oath, and I just know dat dey are gonna have da biggest guffawing sworegasm afterwards!

sworegasm by QuacksO January 24, 2022

sporegasm 

Involuntary ejaculation due to your having stepped on a puffball mushroom and inhaled da dusty cloud dat flew up.

It's a good idea to ask da locals in a new hiking-area if there are any puffballs on da trails, to reduce da chance of your having any sporegasms along your trek.

sporegasm by QuacksO January 24, 2022

scoregasm

Getting a huge rush from being "successful" wif a hot chick.

Tiffany has always allowed me access to her "special spot" ever since we met, but having sex wif her is so satisfying dat it never "gets old" --- I still have a major scoregasm every time we "do it".

scoregasm by QuacksO January 24, 2022