by QuacksO August 27, 2023
Get the schizofrayniamug. "No matter how storage-containers are arranged in a stack, the one you want will always be on the bottom, and so you'll have to move all of the others first."
Regardless of whether you arrange a stack of boxes in alphabetical/numerical order from top to bottom or bottom to top, Murphy's Law of stacked boxes will always "get you" --- i.e., da box you'll need will always be ether da first or last one, depending on which way you stacked them, and so you'll always need to take them all down to get to da one you need.
by QuacksO February 28, 2025
Get the Murphy's Law of stacked boxesmug. Besides receiving a heart, Dorothy Gale's sheet-metal lumberjack friend also asked The Great Wizard to install a pair of hearing-devices to cure his inherent tinnytus.
by QuacksO September 04, 2019
Get the tinnytusmug. Refers to your not being charged and/or incarcerated for an indiscretion, due to whether or not you'd consumed alcohol during the period when you'd committed said crime.
Believe it or not, being intoxicated can sometimes actually be a defense in a criminal case, especially if the culprit merely committed a misdemeanor instead of something more serious... if he was drunk at the time, he can often get away scotch-free! Disgusting, but true.
by QuacksO April 14, 2019
Get the get away scotch-freemug. After riding Greyhound all night, I was literally unable to stand up for a while till I'd flexed my legs a lot and therefore "reminded" my leg-joints how to forcibly straighten out and allow me to get to my feet and stand normally again --- major case of amkneesia there!
by QuacksO September 12, 2022
Get the amkneesiamug. A huggy-kissy relationship during which both parties either openly brag about how much they love one another, and/or loudly celebrate whenever they "score" wif each other.
On a less "deep" or "serious" note, a "crowmance" could also merely refer to a dude's chest-thumpingly "CROWing" about "I da MAN!" immediately after he'd gotten a hot chick to let him "lube her grease-fitting", regardless of whether said delightful encounter leads to any further intimacy down da road. Guys take note: you'll likely look like an idiot in da eyes of others if you "prematurely celebrate" --- i.e., confidently act like you're "in good and solid" wif a particular "willing" female just because she allowed you da "ultimate privilege" on dat first occasion, not anticipating dat she would soon "move on to seek variety" --- i.e., groundlessly dump you and go off to look for other horny studs who are also sporting massive erections.
by QuacksO November 14, 2023
Get the crowmancemug. A notoriously-unreliable stern-mount prop-engine (think, da infamous Sears Rowback) dat anyone being given it to use on his skiff would lapse into a major sulk about it.
Summer camp teenager: I asked for a Honda Four-Stroke to go cruising on the lake, but all I got was this wimpy little 2-cycle poutboard motor dat looks like -t was built back in da stone-age!
by QuacksO August 07, 2019
Get the poutboard motormug.