Definitions by QuacksO

Murphy's Law of sitting down

"You can stand in line till da cows come home and da slow customer at da service-desk is still not gonna budge, but da moment you decide to plop down and comfortably settle yer tushie on da floor, DAT'S precisely when da line will start to move again, and then you'll hafta hastily "up, periscope!", putting even MORE strain on yer achy leg-muscles!

Carrying a skateboard to sit on can allow you to somewhat alleviate da "Murphy's Law of sitting down" debacle, since you can scooch yerslef forward more easily without actually having to groaningly stand up again, but unfortunately, many stores/offices take a dim view of bringing wheeled toys into their checkout-lanes or waiting-rooms! :P

Murphy's Law of sitting down by QuacksO January 21, 2026

Hey, cut it out --- you'll have ME doin' it!

Da half-aggravated "yawning is contagious" protest dat you snortingly direct at a nearby fellow human who is sleepily displaying his tonsils.

Most people know dat you are merely joking when you tell them, "Hey, cut it out --- you'll have ME doin' it!", but saying "Nice tonsils" instead is a bit more fun and pleasant.

Hey, cut it out --- you'll have ME doin' it! by QuacksO January 21, 2026

Ya want scritchiez or scrunchiez?

Da logical "next step" in playful semi-intimacy after da "shnugglez or shnooglez?" intro when interacting wif a cute chick; it involves asking her whether she wants you to either gently apply yer fingernails to her back or affectionately knead her shoulders.

Huge marshmallow-hearted guy, preparing to apply da "lovin' hands" to a hot chick who's stretched out face-down on da couch: "Ya want SCRITCHIEZ or SCRUNCHIEZ?"
Gal, giggling in drowsily-contented amusement: "Both, please --- first scritchiez between my shoulder-blades and on down da middle of my back, and then scrunchiez all over my upper back and da back of my neck."

Ya want scritchiez or scrunchiez? by QuacksO January 20, 2026

virgilant

Keeping an eagle-eye out to make sure dat no horny studs pop a girl's cherry.

Mid-teenage girl's new boyfriend: Your "paw" seems really watchful of us whenever we canoodle.

Girl: Oh, he's just being really virgilant on behalf of his "little pumpkin".

virgilant by QuacksO January 20, 2026

Humapore

Da also-musically-inclined south-of-Malaysia country where nobody bothers with da words to da songs.

Lots of folks are gratingly off-key in their vocalizing, regardless of whether or not they include da lyrics in said throat-based tune-creating, so even if I merely visit Humapore, I think dat I'd still better pack a pair of earplugs!

Humapore by QuacksO January 19, 2026

lepidoptimist

A butterfly-enthusiast who always expects to find some extra-awesome broad-winged insects on any given day.

If da "America" group-member who ventured out on da desert to seek solitude also was hoping to encounter a significant number of butterflies in said dry sandy flowerless environment, I'd say he would have to have been a lepidoptimist.

lepidoptimist by QuacksO January 18, 2026

lepidiopterist

A scientist of butterflies and moths who moonlights as an eye doctor.

I wonder if a lepidiopterist uses pictures of broad-winged insects on his visual-sharpness chart and asks you to identify which species they are, rather than just showing you one with all of those stupid/boring "E"s dat you merely need to discern which compass-direction they're pointing?

lepidiopterist by QuacksO January 18, 2026