Definitions by QuacksO

feminine presentation

A buxom chick's sticking out her tits at you.

Being given a feminine presentation is indeed awesome; just remember to go very gently when you partake of her "pleeze squeeze theeze" offer.

feminine presentation by QuacksO November 8, 2025

thumbs-diagonal

Somewhat better than "thumbs-horizontal" --- i.e., where you don't know "one way or da other" or " whether it's a 'ding' or 'buzz'" --- in dat you think you've got a better-than-fifty-fifty chance of a positive outcome, but cannot be sure enough yet to do da Fonzie-gesture.

My buddy asked me to run in da store to ask if they were giving out free calendars this year; da clerk said dat they might be, but hadn't heard for sure yet, so I came out and gave my friend a thumbs-diagonal sign.

thumbs-diagonal by QuacksO November 8, 2025

diagony

Intense OCD-type stress from wondering if you've got a drawn line or installed brace at e-x-a-c-t-l-y 45 degrees.

Cool dude #1, helping his buddy --- cool dude #2 --- to install a shelf in da clubhouse for him: Hey, Bro, this is all just a crudely-built setup --- no need to go into diagony over whether da pieces are precisely cut or fitted!

diagony by QuacksO November 8, 2025

pilatus exercises

Choreographed movements dat appear to be strenuous aerobics but are in reality just miming along wif a soundtrack of one or more other real gymnists; your charade can get humiliatingly busted, however, if said supporting playback starts to skip during a performance.

Humorist Pat McManus's chapter "The MFFFF" relies on pilatus exercises to convince your macho raw-boned hunting buddies dat you are even more physically fit than they are, when in really you're just a wimpy wheezing couch potato.

pilatus exercises by QuacksO November 5, 2025

Trontrepreneur

What Bally Midway was when they first launched their now-famous science-fiction game in 1982.

Given da game's staggeringly-huge popularity and colossal earnings, a lot of aspiring businesspeople in da early '80's probably wished dat THEY had been "Trontrepreneurs" themselves!

Trontrepreneur by QuacksO November 4, 2025

spawntrepreneur

Someone starting out in da business or producing or culturing aquatic-animal eggs.

If you're setting out to be a spawntrepreneur, two major fields to look into would be either supplying small creatures for aquariums or stocking bodies of fresh water, or creating roe and/or caviar for human consumption.

spawntrepreneur by QuacksO November 4, 2025

prawntrepreneur

A newbie in da fancy-pants seafood business.

Da Japanese are famous for lovin' their little curly fried crustaceans, so there's plenty of market for prawntrepreneurs in their country.

prawntrepreneur by QuacksO November 4, 2025