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menaceillin

An antibiotic that helps you be more "immune" to sinister/threatening people and situations.
I try to stay out of dangerous situations, but I always heed my instincts, so I wouldn't want my built-in "fight or flight" tendencies to be dulled at all, so I think I'll pass on getting any menaceillin shots.
by QuacksO January 4, 2020
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ancient methology

Medieval Greek/Roman science/biological-fantasy fiction written by supposedly-learned scholars who were merely trippin' out on drugs during their periods of scroll-writing, and so their fantastical hieroglyphic tales came primarily from just their own deranged-brain ramblings, rather than being rooted in any historical facts or beliefs.
I have never understood why ancient methology should be a required subject in high school --- what earthly use to the average American is knowledge of morbid-fairly-tale stuff that was written down many centuries ago, especially when it originated in a far-off country and wasn't even true to begin with??
by QuacksO March 3, 2017
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Avonymous

A disgustedly-sarcastic reference to a door-to-door salesman who never actually reveals his real name or what outfit he works for because he does not want to be sued for harassment or misrepresentation of his products' quality/effectiveness --- think, the salesman at Dagwood's door who solemnly proclaims, "If I am lying about this product, may lightning stroke me down!", but then shakily confides to the audience in an aside, "Every time I say that, it could be my last."
I am so sick of all these visits from Miss Avonymous --- what recourse do I have if her skin-care products don't turn out to so good as she claims, if she won't give me any info about herself or the company she represents??
by QuacksO March 21, 2017
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absaulutely

Describes a total or "off-da-chart" level of rage where you actually wanna throw spears at someone.
I cannot for da life of me understand how playing lovely music would cause someone to feel so absaulutely incensed dat he would wanna murder da musician. Good music has da total-opposite effect on me; I feel much MORE calm, not to mention immensely grateful to da musicians for favoring me wif their sweet melodies.
by QuacksO August 20, 2023
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Satanzilla

Da main antagonist of everyone's favorite huge scaly green monster-reptile.
I remember dat there was a film in which King Kong did battle with da armor-plated Faro-Island-based behemoth, so maybe Kong could be considered da Satanzilla of said towering hulking monster.
by QuacksO May 23, 2020
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dyeary

A day-to-day record-book of how you colored your hair.
With all da weird 'n' wacky hairdos dat young punks indulge in these days, it would take a much bigger/thicker memo-book to serve as a dyeary for one of them than just a standard two-inch-thick half-page-size writing-pad dat most people would use for recording their daily adventures.
by QuacksO June 17, 2021
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characterwristics

Features and measurements of the hand-and-forearm area.
Having attractive characterwristics could allow you to land a job modelling elegant bracelets and watches.
by QuacksO November 20, 2021
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