pawsibility

A likelihood of something regarding a dog or cat.

As shallow-natured and self-centered as Garfield is, literally anything is a pawsibility with him!

by QuacksO April 04, 2020

confiskate

What your parents or legal guardians do if you misbehave regarding your wheeled footwear, such as going too fast, riding in off-limits areas, making damaging tracks in your playing-surfaces, leaving your blades outdoors instead of bringing them in out of the weather, not keeping them cleaned and oiled, etc.

I made a list of da rules dat da rec hall requires its members to follow when using da rink, and I carefully review said list both before and after I play there, to better ensure dat I don't get my loaned toys confiskated.

by QuacksO August 20, 2023

GOPtimistic

Feeling confident dat da Republicans will prevail in a vote, win da election, etc.

If you're overly GOPtimistic, it likely means dat either you don't see da "elephant in da room", or you've ignored a "white elephant" dat is gonna inconveniently/embarrassingly "rear its trunk" sometime in da not-too-distant future.

by QuacksO November 20, 2023

hand-stack

A playful "being sociable" game where ya "layeringly" stack up yer hands with those of one or more friends, then ya yank yer "bottom" hand out from da pile and place it on top of da stack of hands, then the next person yanks his hand out from da bottom of da stack and places it on top, and so on.

I love playing circle of friends wif all da pretty girls I meet in da town square, but if we have da use of a picnic table or other elevated flat surface, I also enjoy sharing a round or two of hand-stack wif da cuties afterwards --- nuthin' quite so good at bringing da delighted/amused giggles outta dem.

by QuacksO August 03, 2018

Khanstipation

Da "gut-clenching distress" dat Captain Kirk's chief nemesis feels anytime he is defeated.

If Mr. Noonien Singh truly gets major bouts of "khanstipation" anytime things don't go his way, maybe he should "pack some Ex-Lack" --- I mean, "packs some Ex-Lax" --- whatever! What I'm saying is dat he should be sure to have a supply of either prune juice or stool-softener meds with him at all times to ingest as needed, so dat he doesn't feel such strong urges to "pop his cork".

by QuacksO February 26, 2025

kerfew

A certain time in the late evening when a blade-tooth setter is required to go home for the night.

The late afternoon and evening is often the only time of day when saw-owners are home to show me the blades that they want re-set, so to avoid being out after kerfew, I simply hurry around to the different addresses on my clients-list, gather up and label (so that I can keep track of which blades belong to which people) the different saw-blades that they want refurbished, and then haul them all back to my shop instead of trying to work on them at the people's houses. That way I can restore the blades at my leisure, and then drop the repaired blades back off at the people's residences sometime the next day.

by QuacksO October 04, 2019

stencil-strength

Refers to da durability/longevity of da oilboard material used to make spray-paint symbols.

I never purchase "bargain-basement" lettering--kits, since I find that they are usually sorely lacking in stencil-strength... sure, the "pro-grade" kits do indeed cost more, but they tend to last a lot longer and consistently produce sharp-edged paint-markings for many years.

by QuacksO March 24, 2019