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Miss Beazley is such a notoriously-awful cook dat Archie and da other students view her mess hall as either a "cafetearia" or a "cafetearya", in dat either they feel like whining 'n' bawling when presented with her crappy culinary creations, or they get watery-eyed from her having used too much onion, pepper, or other chemically-irritating seasoning in said mediocre preparations.
by QuacksO November 9, 2022
Get the cafeteariamug. Italy is known world-wide for its exquisite cuisine, so I wonder if Veniceon would have a uniquely-superior flavor and texture, as well?
by QuacksO April 22, 2020
Get the Veniceonmug. I prefer rural areas and I have no interest in gambling, so I'd have little reason to visit Fort Lottodale during my Florida-vacation travels.
by QuacksO October 11, 2018
Get the Fort Lottodalemug. Maybe if Martin Hyde had had Martin Jekyll in da car with him at da time when he got pulled over for speeding and texting, da "opposites attract" concept might have kinda mellowed things out a bit, and so there might not have been da humiliating nationwide scandal dat brewed up as a result of said disgraceful incident.
by QuacksO February 26, 2022
Get the Martin Jekyllmug. Where you abruptly snap your head around and irritably bellow, “WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!” up into the trees whenever a bushy-tailed nut-gatherer makes a chattering scolding ruckus when you are merely minding your own business and working quietly in your yard. Sometimes this stress-relieving action may actually be performed mostly for the entertainment of others in your vicinity, particularly easily-amused giggly children --- you may indeed be highly irritated by the squirrel's inexplicable/unwarranted noisy tirade, but everyone knows that your own crimson-faced outburst really isn't gonna do much good overall, since squirrels obviously ain't gonna keep quiet just 'cuz you want them to.
Sometimes doing a squirrel shout-out is indeed effective in shutting up dat noisy fur-varmint, at least for a few minutes… guess he’s so non-plussed at my sudden bellowing outburst that he doesn’t know quite what to make of it all. But in any case, I still fail to see what he’s getting so pissed off about in da first place --- I’m not bothering him or even paying him any mind, and I sure as shootin’ ain’t after his precious acorns, so what’s his beef with me, anyhoot???
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
Get the squirrel shout-outmug. I find that most cute chicks are reasonably "permissive" if they know you fairly well and like you okay; usually a gal will let you play with her buns if you are always a gentleman by making sure to assk first.
by QuacksO January 14, 2020
Get the assk firstmug. A medical establishment where they try to cure you with Hellman's Real or --- if carbs/calories are of concern --- Light. Good luck on THAT one! :P
The Mayo Clinic is in cahoots with other dietary doctors and nutrition-centers in their local area --- once they get your cholesterol to sky-high levels with their "creamy calories" diet, they then ship you off to one of their confederate "good ol' boy network" centers to make even MORE money undoing the colossal damage that your "original" treatment caused!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
Get the Mayo Clinicmug.