QuacksO's definitions

Washington, District of Colombia

Da "Capital City" of da You-Ess-of-Ay, where narcotics are so rampant dat it was named after one of da biggest drug-producing countries of da world.

Da fact dat his home-base town was called, "Washington, District of Colombia" makes me wonder if ol' George needed his famous wooden dentures 'cuz he had meth-teeth?

by QuacksO November 20, 2021

PSTD

A serious mental/emotional condition suffered by people who have suffered through an intercourse-related infection.

AFDC is available for unwed mothers, yet if a girl "does it" and never actually becomes pregnant but gets a venereal disease, good luck on finding state/government help with the burden/treatment of PSTD --- now, how much sense does THAT make???

by QuacksO June 17, 2018

cummission

A cut of da ejaculated man-milk dat da chick who hooked up a hot-in-da-crotch stud wif a second chick receives for said favor.

If da horny guy uses a condom during his hot 'n' heavy intercourse session wif da gal whom his female collaborator found for him, then dolling out said helper-hottie's "cummission" --- i.e., da proportion of his load dat he'd agreed to give her as a reward for her finding said "willing" vagina-equipped human for him --- would be comparatively easy, since said creamy babymaking-juice would have been neatly collected in an readily-accessible container, and so da trio could easily divide it up by simply squeezing out da appropriate portion of ejaculate from said latex sleeve and give it to said fellow-chick-procuring advocate.

by QuacksO November 18, 2025

evelly

(1) The manner in which Robert Craig "Evel" Knievel behaved. Note the word's spelling: it does **not** truly refer to cruelty or dishonestly. Overall, Bobby K. was actually a pretty decent guy with strong core values, such as always keeping his word, speaking out against drug use, and strongly advocating the use of helmets.
(2) The less-than-totally-pleasant "counterpart" adverb to the one utilized in the classic "Tom Swiftie" joke, "'No, Eve --- I do **not** want a bite of your apple,' Tom said adamantly."

"Have a bite of this apple from the Tree Of Knowledge," Tom said evelly.

by QuacksO November 3, 2018

suckcessful

Triumphant at getting a stud to let you orally "drain his equipment".

Monica Blewinsky is so voluptuously beautiful and has such huge luscious lips that she would likely be suckcessful with almost ANY dude whom she approached for "pressure-relieving" privileges.

by QuacksO February 25, 2022

tamperature

Da level of heat required to either mess wif something or gain unauthorized access. (Tylenol bottles don't count, of course, since a blow-torch would just melt da plastic into a shapeless goo long before you got to da pills inside.)

Da word "tamperature" can also refer to da "degree" dat someone gets blood-boilingly frustrated while attempting to gain entry to something dat he's not supposed to be screwing wif --- da harder said object is to access, da more "hot under da collar" said feverishly-incensed vandal is likely to become.

by QuacksO February 11, 2020

Keebler Pass

A mountainous area in Colorado where tasty confectionery snacks come from.

Disappointed third-grader: Blast it all --- here I thought our vacation in Keebler Pass was gonna be a Wonka's-chocolate-factory type of adventure... a tour of a place where the entire landscape was made from sweet candy and crunchy baked flour! Little did I know that it was just a bunch of boring inedible ROCKS that I hadda laboriously clamber over!

by QuacksO June 14, 2020