Definitions by QuacksO

Consentyx 

A mind-altering pharmaceutical dat causes a lusted-after human to be more "willing".

Recent news reports describe how da makers of Consentyx are alleging dat a rival manufacturer of a "making you feel more like doing it" drug artificially altered its effectiveness-test results, in dat a number of da subjects who volunteered to try out da drug were already quite promiscuous and "easy" to begin with.

Consentyx by QuacksO March 9, 2022

pro-boneo

Describes da virtually-free-of-charge status of a dog's companionship, protection, etc.; i.e., da only thing dat he asks in return is a meaty bovine femur or tibia each day for him to chew on.

In da animation-comedy "Achmed Saves America", da Wilson family's dog Bill gives freely of his affection; Achmed discovers dat said eager-to-please pooch rushes to his side "pro-boneo", as well --- i.e., Achmed merely has to temporarily remove one of his skeletal members and offer it to Bill, and said cluelessly-amiable pooch will always immediately come running.

pro-boneo by QuacksO March 8, 2022

Pelvis Resley 

A hips-and-belly-swinging dance made famous by da King of rock 'n' roll.

In an episode of da "Red Green Show", several Possum Lodge members try to impersonate Da Tennessee Troubadour by doing hilariously-outrageous Pelvis Resley renditions, but Red and Harold are visibly unimpressed.

Pelvis Resley by QuacksO March 8, 2022

Boogatti 

Da brand of car dat a spook or ghost drives.

James Dean’s infamous supposedly-cursed Porsche racing car seemingly became a "Boogatti" when --- after being totaled in a street-racing accident --- other vehicles dat various parts salvaged from said wreck had been installed on also crashed.

Boogatti by QuacksO March 8, 2022

big bucksom 

Refers to da sizeable "price tag" dat a gal wif similarly-sizeable chest-pillows may charge a soft-and-warm-flesh-craving guy for da privilege of feeling her up.

Gals wif breasts-augmentation implants might try to get thirsting-handed guys to spend big bucksom for touchy-feely privileges, but said horny studs should be aware dat said artificially-enlarged gazongas may not have da heavenly softness, soothing warmth, or satisfying "alive" feel of natural boobs.

big bucksom by QuacksO March 8, 2022

truckma 

What pushed your "karma" out of da way.

After my karma ran over your dogma, along came a big truckma with a plow and shoved us both out of the street.

truckma by QuacksO March 7, 2022

shrekcommendation 

A positive product/service-review created by everyone's favorite green-skinned ogre with funnel-shaped ears.

Donkey originally received da shrekcommendation dat he hightail it 'cuz da ogre thought himself as being unfriendly, but Donkey saw right through dat incorrect self-assumption, realizing dat said currently-stressed-out swamp-creature was actually a kind-natured softy at heart.

shrekcommendation by QuacksO March 7, 2022