Disgusted teenager: I was invited by a local youth-counselor to join a "grassroots organization" for the "betterment of mankind", and so naturally I'd assumed that I would be helping people to cultivate a little weed for fun and recreational use. But of course it turned out to just be volunteering for boring tasks like performing community-service, scheduling and attending town-meetings, printing up and distributing petition-flyers, etc... what a letdown!
by QuacksO February 09, 2020
Da term "intimologist" could also sarcastically refer to someone who pretends to be doing scientific research in order to get one or more other individuals to allow him to feel them up, see them naked, perform sexual favors for him, etc.
by QuacksO March 27, 2023
Da warning-label dat appears on alcohol-based tonics and elixirs dat are applied to da skin and scalp of da infamous monster with creepy snake-locks described in Greek mythology.
If I was offered a bottle of hooch-preserved remedy-ingredients dat's supposedly "good for what ails me", but was labelled "For Medusanal Use Only", I think I'd back away real fast and reply, "Ell Passo on dat, thank you very much!"
by QuacksO April 06, 2021
Da Grinch initially felt irritated and resentful of light-hearted winter-holiday shenanigans, but he became far more consillyatory at da end of da story, once he saw what Christmas truly meant to da residents of Whoville.
by QuacksO April 16, 2022
A temporary state of bleary-eyed contentment dat a mushy-hearted dude wif a major foot-fetish experiences after having majorly massaged da warm pliable shapely tootsies of one or more cute gals for extended periods. Said swimmy-brained satisfaction can also be assisted/extended if one or more of said blinky-eyed sweeties jerks/sucks him off during said delightful tactile-activity encounters, as well, so dat he doesn't still suffer wif a raging boner afterwards.
Guy, as he's leaving a group of amusedly-smiling hot chicks after warmly/gratefully thanking them for their having obligingly "allowed him inside their sandals": "There --- I've gotten my footrub-fix for the day! So now I can more-serenely go on about my errands around town, without constantly wanting to grab every pretty barefoot-or-flipflops-wearing young lady I see, plop her startled/bewildered self down on a nearby bench or grassy lawn, and totally burnish the calluses off of her lovely toes and slender arches with my thirsting hands!"
by QuacksO January 26, 2023
My tastes in recreation run more towards drifting quietly around da pond in my rowboat and going for serene relaxing nature-trail strolls, so I prefer to avoid da Boiseterous big-city goings-on whenever I visit da Potato State.
by QuacksO March 15, 2022
Coroneries are dangerous enough for people to go through, but the thought of having said operations carried out by someone whose main business is inspecting dead bodies gives me the willies just to think about!
by QuacksO November 16, 2018