astrawnomy

A scientific study of da various random patterns in which hay-bales are arranged in someone's field.

I asked da local timothy-and-alfalfa-farmer not to remove any of his field-drying hay-bales while I was studying and mapping their positions for my astrawnomy thesis, but he merely looked at me funny and then went on loading them onto his hay-wagon.

by QuacksO December 22, 2021

Lenovoworth

A prison where people serve time for computer-related crimes.

Computer-hackers and virus-creators often cause us well-behaved and hard-working innocents incalculable distress and damage, so they should be sent to Lenovoworth for a good long time to repent for their crimes.

by QuacksO November 09, 2020

encooragement

Plying someone with Silver Bullets as a physical/emotional incentive or confidence-enhancement to persevere with a particular undertaking.

For some people, a little refreshing "liquid courage" might indeed help them to get through a difficult assignment, but giving someone too much of said "encooragement" will likely just make him careless, aggressive, distracted, groggy, etc, and so da quality of his work in da carrying out of said procedure will likely suffer greatly.

by QuacksO July 04, 2023

howlett report

The vet's medical-diagnostic statement about the overall health of your prize huntin' hounds.

Backwoods hippie: Well, the vet's howlett report gives my dogs a clean bill of health, so I reckon they're all ready for the spring huntin'-trials.

by QuacksO March 22, 2017

gnawledge

Facts, wisdom, and intellect possessed by a beaver.

Anyone can chop down a tree and hack it up int individual logs, but it takes real gnawledge to be able to shape said logs and build a dam so strong that it actually holds back an entire river or stream!

by QuacksO April 01, 2020

suepervisor

Someone who monitors money-seeking court cases.

Suepervisors hate out-of-court settlements, since it means less work for them to do in moderating legal wranglings.

by QuacksO March 24, 2022

simmerlar

A close resemblance in two or more processes of slow boiling, either in cooking or being "hot under da collar".

Nobody liked Reagan's clueless running of da country, and da general heated-browed response to The Donald's four years of clumsy idiotic behavior seems quite simmerlar.

by QuacksO February 06, 2021