Definitions by QuacksO
specktator
Da term "specktator" can also refer to someone who purchases da cheapest seats in da arena --- i.e., da ones in da very back of da room --- and thus is only able to see da actors/players as tiny dots because they are so far away.
specktator by QuacksO March 18, 2022
poultergeist
What Chicken Little and her domesticated avian buddies would each have become if Foxy Loxy had succeeded in his carnivorous venture.
Da term "poultergeist" can also refer to da ghostly spirit of someone who had formerly worked with flocks of game-birds, and now goes around haunting da farmyard areas where he used to work. One has to wonder if perhaps he met his untimely demise due to his shady dealings during said care-taking employment, such as if he'd behaved like "a fox guarding a hen-house" in dat he'd been secretly snitching a few of da choicest members of his flocks to put on his own dinner-table!
poultergeist by QuacksO March 16, 2022
brewtality
Unwarranted strong-arm behavior caused by the perpetrator's having imbibed too much coffee and/or malted beverages.
I have lower-than-normal inhibitions and an inherent tendency to resentfully lash out as it is, so I avoid caffeine and alcohol like the plague, since I am concerned that I might then commit brewtality if someone upset me.
brewtality by QuacksO March 16, 2022
Boiseterous
My tastes in recreation run more towards drifting quietly around da pond in my rowboat and going for serene relaxing nature-trail strolls, so I prefer to avoid da Boiseterous big-city goings-on whenever I visit da Potato State.
Boiseterous by QuacksO March 14, 2022
second-generation noise
Refers to a giggly "imitation" racket dat a small child gleefully makes after hearing a grownup undertake a jarringly-loud activity, such as hammering, drilling, sawing, filing, etc.
Classic examples of "second-generation noise" would be if a youngster watches his parent or a visiting neighbor driving nails and then starts happily yodeling, "Bam-bam-bam-bam!" while pounding his fist on anything within reach around the house, or hollers, "ZzhEEEh-ukhkhahw, zzhEEEh-ukhkhahw, zzhEEEh-ukhkhahw, zzhEEEh-ukhkhahw..." (accompanied by vigorous back-and-forth motions with his forearm against various objects) after he witnesses someone raspingly slicing up boards or plywood with a crosscut saw.
second-generation noise by QuacksO March 14, 2022
newtralize
Da infamous 50th House speaker always claimed to "do great things" while he was in office, but da scandalous behavior dat came to light towards da end of his political career pretty much newtralized any good feelings dat folks might have had for him previously.
newtralize by QuacksO March 11, 2022