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zoocchini

Refers to da total "circus" dat harvesting summer squash often is.
Gathering and storing Zoocchini squash --- especially on a larger farm --- can indeed be a real "carnival of da animals" ordeal, especially if harvest-workers and/or cupboard-space are in short supply.
by QuacksO February 3, 2022
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redemption center

A place you go to for religion-based treatment and counseling to cure you of drinking beverages dat come in glass, aluminum, and plastic containers; this is both to get you to live more healthfully, and to reduce littering and other harmful effects on da environment dat guzzling canned/bottled alcohol or soft drinks causes.
Two weird and/or seemingly-hypocritical details of a redemption center:
(1) They often will let you pay your dues using bags of returnable containers dat you've collected, which of course are da very same resource-wasting vessels dat they are trying to cure you of purchasing your liquid libation in.
(2) They don't mention ceramic or wooden containers dat moonshine comes in, so this omission could sabotage your efforts to "keep da plug in da jug".
by QuacksO June 8, 2021
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puppy diploma mill

Not to be confused with a shameless "doggie factory" that exacerbates the domestic-canine-overpopulation problem, this type of disgraceful also-valuing-wealth-over-public-welfare establishment merely prints up fake "emotional-support animal" or "therapy pet" certificates, so that you can have your waggy-tailed buddy accompany you anywhere you wish, even places with a "no pets allowed except service animals" rule.
In part one of the "Wishbone" episode, "Halloween Hound", Joe doesn't need the services of a puppy diploma mill to be allowed to have Wishbone come into Oakdale Sports and Games with him, since shop-owner Travis Del Rio assures Joe that he likes dogs.
by QuacksO January 27, 2020
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calibraytion

Guidance-cues used by an animal-trainer to perfect da wheezy-squeaky intonations of a donkey.
Brighty's voice sounded just fine to me; I doubt he needs any calibraytion!
by QuacksO October 19, 2025
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interragate

To grill someone regarding a topsoil-based crime.
In Sid Fleischman's book, "McBroom Tells a Lie", da wily Heck Jones was surreptitiously snitching tiny amounts of super-earth from da unsuspecting Farmer Josh's "wonderful one-acre farm" by using a hollow-tipped cane, wet shoes, and feeding hens, but said honest Irish crop-grower only realized about said sneaky pilfering after da fact, and so he was unable to effectively interragate his scrawny neighbor about it.
by QuacksO April 14, 2024
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Sevilleian

Da term "Sevilleian" can also refer to an owner/driver of one of Cadillac's first mid-size luxury-sedans.
by QuacksO August 11, 2021
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militerry

An armed-forces organization where sharply-pressed uniforms are absent; everyone just wraps themselves in towels and white robes.
Joining da militerry may not entitle you to wear fancy-shmancy colorful and starched outfits, but you'll definitely be more comfy in warmer weather.
by QuacksO January 15, 2023
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