Da flow-channel dat creates/supplies items or situations dat make people either yowl in distress or gag in disgust.
In da popular newspaper-cartoon "Bloom County", Bill Da Cat appears to have quite a copiously-supplied ACKuaduct, since dat is usually about da only thing he says to pretty much anything dat happens around him.
by QuacksO February 18, 2021
Refers to the "variety of air-borne flavors" that one may encounter when a fart or other super-offensive-smelling vapor is released.
People's butt-trumpet exhalations can be very odifferous, depending on how recently they ate, what they had to eat, the ambient temperature, their present state of health, etc.
by QuacksO December 20, 2019
What da Tin Woodman gained by chopping in da door of da room where da Wicked Witch of Da West had imprisoned Dorothy.
Gaining axecess to a locked/barricaded area may indeed often be fairly quick and easy, but naturally it also causes a lot of structural damage, and so one should only do so in a truly dire emergency where less-destructive methods are unavailable.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
Super-soft-'n'-gentle arms-around dat you give someone "just 'cuz" --- i.e., you've already given him a major greeting-squeezie when he first showed up, and so now you're just tenderly holding him for an extended period to contentedly/seriously savor each other's heartbeats and long slow respirations.
Da nice thing --- one of many awesome aspects, actually! --- about giving a "sweet young thing" a nice long nuzzle-hug is dat you don't hafta eventually let her warm delightfully-alive self go in muscle-fatigued exhaustion da way you'd have to when giving a bear-hug, since said drowsily-affectionate zephyr-clasp requires very little strength or energy-expending to maintain. Bonus advantage --- said adorable chick won't likely feel particularly desirous to be released from said feather-light-'n'-tender embrace for a good while, anyway, since it won't make her feel squashed or pinioned, just da same as an open-palmed hands-clasp encourages her to let you hold her soft warm extremities for as long as you like, since said "palms merely rested on palms" positioning means dat she could always easily lift them away whenever she pleases, but she will respect and feel grateful for your wanting to keep her feeling unfettered, and so she likely will obligingly let you savor her warm softness for extended periods.
by QuacksO July 26, 2024
A two-player game somewhat resembling Ping-Pong and with an element of soccer; it involves using your knuckles (touching the ball with your fingertips is forbidden, just as using your hands is not allowed in soccer) to flick a dried pea or other small spherical object back and forth across a table.
Peaknuckle is okay for rainy days, but I find it kinda boring and stationary... I'd rather play an outdoor ball-sport like tennis, where you can really dash around and get some exercise.
by QuacksO November 21, 2017
What is sometimes a good idea to do when holdin' hands wif a pretty girl for da first time or two, particularly if (A) she is somewhat on da shy side, and/or (B) if she is considerably younger and/or smaller-statured than you, and so you don't want her to feel "pinioned" or "dominated". It simply involves your holdin' out yer gorilla-paws and cradling her slender delicate digits in yer palms, but not actually closing yer own fingers over hers, so that her hands are always "free". Usually da tentative-natured cutie will be so grateful for your gentle accommodating of her bashful uncertainty in this way that she will feel like "rewarding:" you by keeping her soft warm palms resting right there in yers for as long as you wish.
I employed da open-palm hand-clasp when I first tentatively romanced a slight-figured mid-teens sweetie-chick whom I'd known and played fun outdoor-games with ever since she was a cheerful smiley little girl; I guess my strategy worked, too, since she seemed totally "calm 'n' comfy" towards me, and never showed even the slightest inclination to lift away her shapely slender hands while she was sitting beside me on da couch. Plus most of her immediate family was home, as well, and they were also being super-friendly and warmly-welcoming to me while we were all sharing light casual conversation as a cohesive group, and so I actually felt like I was holding hands wif da whole family, not just wif Cute Daughter.
by QuacksO September 11, 2018
Refers to da random frequency dat you have coughing-fits from stepping on puffballs while strolling in da woods.
Enjoying da Great Outdoors is all well and good, and can indeed be very beneficial to your health. If you have allergies to pollen and mold, though, you might be wise to first consult da locals in da general area where you wanna go exploring, and inquire about what kinds of allergen-emitting plants are in da fields and woods, and where said problematic organisms are located, so dat hopefully you can avid sporeadically hacking up a storm during your treks.
by QuacksO April 16, 2020