Definitions by QuacksO

trofee 

A monetary award dat someone wins by successfully getting someone to pay for a service.

I always make sure to ask if there's any service-charge before authorizing an employee to perform an action on my behalf --- to many trofee-seekers out there!

trofee by QuacksO April 7, 2022

stopulation 

A rule or condition regarding cessation of motion.

If there are no other vehicles near a red-octagonal-sign-marked intersection, having to actually jam on your brakes and come to a halt seems like a hugely-unreasonable stopulation!

stopulation by QuacksO April 7, 2022

stippleation

A vaguely-worded condition of an agreement, law, etc.; rather than its having a firm and clear "outline", said directive is merely a "smattering of dots" --- i.e., small groups of unclear clauses, vague phrases, abstract ideas, etc.

Da KJV Bible contains so much conflicting claptrap dat a reader can never get a truly lucid or concrete idea of what it's trying to convey or what is expected of him as a "true Christian" --- he could go absolutely crazy trying to follow all of da nonsensical stippleations scattered throughout said tome's boring hypocritical pages!

stippleation by QuacksO April 7, 2022

umpyre 

Where angry parents or other fans at a ball game would like to "roast da referee alive" due to one of more calls dat they either disagree with or are otherwise unhappy about.

As ugly as high-school basketball games can get sometimes, anyone in charge of da scoring should consider wearing flameproof uniforms in case any of da spectators start yelling about an "umpyre"!

umpyre by QuacksO April 7, 2022

arrested development 

Stunted formative years due to your frequently getting cuffed by da cops.

Mike Hamar tells Red Green how he knew da legal system --- and da back seat of a patrol car --- inside and out before he was sixteen, yet as an adult he still acts really naive and immature about many other topics; sounds like a classic case of arrested development to me.

arrested development by QuacksO April 6, 2022

Jeannieology 

A family-tree study of da famous ethereal being whom Anthony Nelson "dreamed of".

Tany Nelson may indeed have "scored" by leading his lovely blonde being-in-a-bottle soulmate down the aisle, but other gorgeous-gal-craving dudes should not arbitrarily lose hope, since they could always try looking into said magic-powers-enhanced lady's Jeannieology, where they might possibly find other similarly-desirable female relatives whom they could marry themselves.

Jeannieology by QuacksO April 6, 2022

contributte 

To add material to da summit of a flat-topped hill so dat it gets progressively taller.

Building neat little cairns of pebbles and large stones as a token gesture to make a certain rock-formation a bit higher above sea-level is all well and good, but you really need huge shovelfulls of earth and gravel if you significantly wanna contributte to a sizeable landmark.

contributte by QuacksO April 5, 2022