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I detest digging in da dirt, but I do really enjoy watching tractors and other cool field-processing machinery, so it's not actually 100% aggraculture to me.
by QuacksO January 11, 2024
Get the aggraculture mug.Refers to a beamingly-willing allowance of “downstairs access” by a hot chick, rather than her just sulkily/grumblingly consenting to said bouncy-bouncy merely because she feels that she owes you said “ultimate favor”.
As long as I remember not to ask her during her period, Tiffany always gives me “cervix with a smile” whenever I feel horny.
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
Get the cervix with a smile mug.A noisy and spectacular phenomena of color-rich patches of lights in the sky, the sounds remind observers of agitated lions, while the ethereal images resemble bounding hogs; scientists and historians alike theorize that this is likely where the term "when pigs fly" originated.
Since Hazzard County is located in the deep south, its residents seldom witness much Northern Lights activity, but they need only be present at one of Boss Hogg's infamous crybaby tirade-rants to see plenty of Auroara Boarealis action.
by QuacksO July 8, 2018
Get the Auroara Boarealis mug.The slightly-disgusted/irritated verbal "I'm over here" (Goobah-brain/Numb-nutz optional) attention-getter that you call to a seemingly-tunnel-visioned visitor who has obliviously walked right past you on his way to knock on the front door of your house, never noticing that you were sortin' fasteners or paintin' up buoys in da tool-shed less than twenty feet away.
There are so many absurdly-unaware people in dis here town; I almost always have to give a yard-yo if I'm outdoors when one of those dim-minded blokes comes a-knocking.
by QuacksO July 9, 2018
Get the yard-yo mug.I got multiple Igorgasms from watching "Young Frankenstein" and then listening to an entire boxed-set record-album of Russian classical music.
by QuacksO January 24, 2022
Get the Igorgasm mug.Describes da "subtle 'n' sneaky" ways dat Tom Sawyer's supposedly-goody-two-shoes half-brother actually possesses, but displays only when Aunt Polly's back is turned.
Tom's whiny younger brother may indeed act all "prim 'n' proper" when observing adults are present, but his insiddyous actions are a major aggravation to Tom.
by QuacksO March 21, 2023
Get the insiddyous mug.What "rude crude dude" characters find odiferous farting to be for their nerves and overall well-being.
They say that a good laugh is money in a man's pocket, since it cuts down on doctor's bills; perhaps that's why guys who think that loud spluttery farting is uproariously hilarious find it to be so therapewtic.
by QuacksO April 11, 2022
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