QuacksO's definitions

prelewd

An initial helping of off-color subject-matter to make da remainder of da presentation seem less insipid.

If a speech-maker actually feels da need to always include a prelewd in order to attract an audience, perhaps he needs to seriously ask himself if what he has to say is really all dat important, and/or if he should compose better-worded scripts in order to maintain his listeners' attention.

by QuacksO July 3, 2024

Hesspionage

Spying and other political crimes committed by the infamous Rudolf.

Hitler's right-hand man certainly wasn't the first --- or last --- top-government-position official to practice prolific stealing and selling of super-sensitive secrets --- lots of modern-day Hesspionage going on all over the world.

by QuacksO February 22, 2019

Taihealthy

A country in southern Asia where they export lots of fitness/nutritional products dat promote a "robust 'n' rosy-cheeked" status for consumers.

Considering all of da woefully-inferior products dat are exported by TaiWAN, ordering merchandise dat's labeled, "Made in Taihealthy" sounds like a welcome alternative.

by QuacksO April 21, 2024

Sneezy

The most blessed of all the Dwarfs.

Sneezy used to be jockeying for first place with the also-nose-blast-prone "Miss A" of the kindergarten-educational "Letter People" for the number of times per day that someone is verbally blessed by present company, but then when Snow White joined the Dwarfs in their hut, Sneezy began to have "Bless you" said **seven** times each time he sneezed, rather than just by each of his brothers, and so he was able to beat Miss A for first place in the Guinness Book Of World's Records, since (1) Miss A usually "lets loose" only about as often as Sneezy, and (2) most days she is in the company of only a random few of the 25 other Letter-People at one time, whereas the Seven Dwarfs always do everything together and Snow White always hung out with them in their hut, and so she would always be within earshot, also, to pleasantly bless Sneezy whenever he discharged his nasal-cannon.

by QuacksO March 5, 2017

Goldman sacks

Can refer to either:
(1) What unacceptably-performing OSI folks could expect from Steve Austin's boss Oscar, or
(2) Fabric bags dat said Hebrew head-honcho gave to Steve and/or Jaime for use in their secret-agent endeavors.

Any goods-procurement personnel who passed out inferior-quality CARRYING-SACKS to OSI mission-operatives would likely find themselves on da receiving end of GOLDMAN SACKS!

by QuacksO April 22, 2022

substandard

Less-than-satisfactory bass-output of your separately-amplified table-style woofer.

If you develop hearing-loss from playing your "music" (i.e., it's debatable whether that horrible crash-'n'-bash thumpy-thump cacophony truly qualifies as actual music!) too loud, then ANY audio-system will likely sound substandard to you.

by QuacksO October 12, 2023

oarientation

Refers to da introductory or initial familiarizing period for new pupils of a boat-rowing class.

I gradually learned to paddle a boat merely from practicing on my own from an early age, so I wouldn't need any oarientation to get da hang of it.

by QuacksO September 29, 2022