QuacksO's definitions
What every needle-and-thread-wielding human wishes dat he/she had to help ensure dat he doesn’t accidentally “go too deep” when plunging da sharp point to make a stitch!
Having sewnar would be especially useful when repairing clothing dat is still being worn by its owner, to reduce da chances of any “owie-sticks”, unwittingly attaching multiple clothing-layers together, etc.
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
Get the sewnarmug. The Grimm brothers' famous fantasy-lore book is far from a pleasant read overall --- lots of nefairyous goings-on are related in said lengthy tome!
by QuacksO May 22, 2019
Get the nefairyousmug. In the "Garish Summit" portion of the "Bob and Ray Show", the shady Caldwell Merchfield was indeed guilty of siphoning off millions from his family-owned lead-mining company. to pay for his massive gambling-debts. His spineless-but-much-more-honorable younger brother Rodney, however, did not stoop to such "low-down" activities --- when times got tough, he continued working at the company without wages, and even when he sold the offices' doors for 12 bucks apiece in order to settle the company's petty-cash account, he never actually committed embezelment, since he left the door-frames intact.
by QuacksO June 6, 2020
Get the embezelmentmug. Da "going all Donald Trump" remark dat Dr. Phil makes to da incorrigible Madea at da end of da "gettin' sent to da slammer" movie.
Trying to reason wif Madea is like trying to argue wif a brick wall --- telling her "You're fired" is merely da "coup de graw" of a useless verbal exchange.
by QuacksO July 7, 2024
Get the coup de grawmug. Refers to how a "typical red-blooded stud" directs or "pilots" his gaze and/or footsteps in the direction of certain attractive ladies at a beach or social-gathering, depending upon his perception of how shapely the "set of twins" are that each of said cuties happens to possess.
Whenever I go out on da town in da evening to meet da ladies, I always seem to end up sitting next to gals wif perky D-cup boobs --- guess I've got rack-opinion steering!
by QuacksO June 13, 2018
Get the rack-opinion steeringmug. Where you are majorly irritated/upset about the naively-stupid action of someone whom you love to death, and so instead of hollering at him, you merely grab him in an aggressively-strong bear-hug and plant a hard smacking kiss on his mouth, then ears-smokingly shove him out of your way and storm off to correct whatever fiasco that he created by his well-meaning-but-horrendously-inappropriate actions caused, such as misusing soap/detergent, oil, water, etc. so that it ruined/soiled something that wasn't supposed to have contact with said fluid. Classic example: where Estelle Getty uses assorted household chemicals and warm water to launder Sylvester Stallone's service-pistol --- and in so doing washes all the bluing off --- in the comedy-farce, "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!"
I sometimes get really exasperated with my wife when she tries to repair or clean/tidy up my stuff, not realizing that some of the items cannot be processed or handled in an "everyday" manner. I know that she always means well, though, of course, so after she plaintively informs me that she was "just trying to help", I always use aggravated affection to deflect/diffuse my fury... I just near-crushingly squeeze her in a major massive "noisy" lip-lock (i.e., "Oh --- MMMMMMMMWUH!!!") before fumingly stomping off to try to undo whatever disaster she caused... hey, it ain't HER fault if she doesn't realize that you don't use Windex to clean a desk-phone!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
Get the aggravated affectionmug. by QuacksO April 24, 2022
Get the Illinoisymug.