Definitions by QuacksO

dieper 

A "used" cloth-and-paper poop-holding device dat smells so bad dat you just wanna "cease to be amongst da living" when ya handle it.

One of da classic AFV montages showed acutely-distressed-with-the-odor fathers having to change their babies' "diepers"; one dude was actually wearing a full-body haz-mat suit.

dieper by QuacksO May 23, 2022

perilyzed 

Frozen with fear, distress, and/or confusion due to an imminent danger.

What good is an emergency-response worker if he always just gets perilyzed anytime there's an urgent dilemma to be dealt with???

perilyzed by QuacksO May 23, 2022

double occupantscy 

Refers to where a gal allows TWO horny studs to partake of "fringe benefits" with her.

If a gal cannot decide which dude she likes better in da intimacy department, she may hafta just resort to double occupantscy.

double occupantscy by QuacksO May 23, 2022

hosspitality 

Welcoming atmosphere provided by friendly four-legged mammals with shaggy manes and warm velvety muzzles.

Anytime I enter da corral wif a bucket of oats, I am instantly surrounded by super-sociable half-ton animals --- yeah, yeah, yeah --- it's kinda fun to be da center of attention, but I could really do without all da hosspitality right then.

hosspitality by QuacksO May 21, 2022

skidule

Da list of events relating to slip-sliding around uncontrollably.

I headed out for a bulk-groceries shopping-trip in da early-dawn hours to avoid rush-hour traffic, but then I encountered periodic sparklies en route; said crystally coatings forced me to slow way down to lessen da chance of ending up in da ditch somewhere, which of course would definitely not have been on da skidule. I did still make it to da supermarket before da morning rush, but it was kinda scary driving there till da sun had been up a while.

skidule by QuacksO May 21, 2022

strucktural damage 

Denotes major breaking and/or denting caused by getting impacted by some powerful force.

As much as da Three Stooges swatted and clobbered each other, it's a wonder dat they didn't suffer strucktural damage.

strucktural damage by QuacksO May 21, 2022

axeplanation 

One or more reasons for either chopping something or issuing a pink slip.

In da classic children's book, Lassie Come Home", da Duke of Rudling snortingly gives da Carraclough family an "axeplanation" of why he "had to sack" his animal-handler Hynes: "He was an utter nincompoop! Didn't know a dog from a ring-tailed filly!"

axeplanation by QuacksO May 21, 2022