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The unsatisfying day at the end of the week when people on a diet are compelled to ditch their dissipative junk-food routine and only eat flavor-impaired less-filling low-calorie health foods. Can be especially distressing after the previous 24-hour period, Fryday, which is the one glorious day of the week when they are allowed to indulge in all their debauched gluttonous chowing down of rich greasy salty deep-fried delights.
Wife #1: What's with your husband today? He hath that lean and hungry look.
Wife #2: Oh, it's nothing, really, dear... he's just feeling the classic “Sadderday syndrome” after stuffing his face with burgers and fries all day yesterday.
Wife #2: Oh, it's nothing, really, dear... he's just feeling the classic “Sadderday syndrome” after stuffing his face with burgers and fries all day yesterday.
by QuacksO December 29, 2013
Get the Sadderday mug.If a whole bunch of Ball canning-vessels got carelessly rattled around and knocked together, da owners of said fragile cookware might indeed need to seek jarbitration to determine who was responsible for cleanup and replacement of said battered bottles!
by QuacksO June 30, 2024
Get the jarbitration mug.One should always be ultra-polite when asking for any favor, of course, but you should act especially humble and unassuming if your request involves anything other than "run-of-the-mill" stuff. Most people will usually understand that life is not always easy or convenient, and so if you ask su-u-u-u-uper-nicely (and of course, try to only request help/favors when you really need it), it is amazing what people may do/allow for you.
by QuacksO August 5, 2019
Get the su-u-u-u-uper-nicely mug.A fivefold-of-the-usual "inCENTive" --- i.e., a cash-bribe for performing some difficult/disagreeable task.
Indignant old-timer: A DOLLAR to shovel the sidewalk?! Why, when I was your age, son, we only asked for PENNIES!!
Twelve-year-old: I know, sir, but when you were my age, the history-book was a ten-page pamphlet. Acknowledgements to Jeff MacNelly --- the young Skyler says this in response to his much-older Uncle Cosmo's distressed remark upon learning that Skyler got a rather low grade in history class: "Skyler, history was my BEST SUBJECT in school!" This is the modern world, and the price of everything is much higher than it used to be, so youngsters' allowances hafta be adjusted accordingly; I need an inNICKELive nowadays if I'm gonna totally bust my butt hefting huge ponderous spadefuls of rock-hard-frozen snow for half an hour.
Twelve-year-old: I know, sir, but when you were my age, the history-book was a ten-page pamphlet. Acknowledgements to Jeff MacNelly --- the young Skyler says this in response to his much-older Uncle Cosmo's distressed remark upon learning that Skyler got a rather low grade in history class: "Skyler, history was my BEST SUBJECT in school!" This is the modern world, and the price of everything is much higher than it used to be, so youngsters' allowances hafta be adjusted accordingly; I need an inNICKELive nowadays if I'm gonna totally bust my butt hefting huge ponderous spadefuls of rock-hard-frozen snow for half an hour.
by QuacksO May 15, 2022
Get the innickelive mug.What da robed-and-hooded monastery-men actually are most of da time (why do you think they traditionally make wine?!??).
Maybe their official title begins wif da letter "M", but many of da robed holy men are actually "dronks" --- heck, they HAFTA be totally soused 24/7, in order to not go totally crazy with cravings for warm soft female flesh!
by QuacksO February 11, 2023
Get the dronks mug.Da undesirable consequences dat a carnivorous predator will face from da curly-horned male in da ovine herd if said marauding canine/feline gets too close to da ewes and lambs.
Da term "ram-ifications" can also refer to da specs (i.e., diameter, length, pushing-force, etc.) of a hydraulic piston used in a piece of machinery, such as an earth-mover, log-splitter, etc.
by QuacksO February 10, 2020
Get the ram-ifications mug.A "big fish in a small pond" as far as academics was concerned --- i.e., it was a dolphin-like reptile dat knew a lot of different words for things, and so it was viewed wif awe by its fellow water-dwellers.
As far as we know, none of da dinosaurs or other ancient Earth-dwellers could read or write, so what need would they have for an ichthesaurus???
by QuacksO May 1, 2025
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