Definitions by QuacksO

Toyoda

Da brand of "daily driver" spaceship owned by everyone's favorite mini-alien.

On Earth, we have da Land Cruiser, so what model of ordinary-use vehicle would Toyoda manufacture for whizzing around da galaxy --- a "Space Cruiser"???

Toyoda by QuacksO August 24, 2022

imployment 

A wage-earning job dat entails acting mischievous and disrespectful.

If you get sacked for prankish cheeky behavior, can you then draw "unimployment" benefits till you find another position?

imployment by QuacksO August 24, 2022

porchulacka 

Da flowering ground-cover dat gets planted in da area of bare earth near da door to a human dwelling where a walkway-platform had previously existed.

Maybe if Da Kingfish and Andy Brown had planted a cheery-colored bed of porchulacka in da empty spot where dey had cluelessly dismantled a perfectly-good wooden landing by mistake, do house's owners might not have been quite so seethingly incensed by said horrendous error.

porchulacka by QuacksO August 24, 2022

Liesol

Da common cleaning solution used to "disinfect" false statements.

Forked-tongued individuals like Fletcher Reede could possibly benefit from having Liesol sprayed into their mouths anytime they tell a fib, just as children were deterred from using vulgarity/profanity by offenders' having their mouths washed out with soap.

Liesol by QuacksO August 24, 2022

addvice 

Proffered wisdom regarding supplementary resources, labor, assistance, etc.

If a crane or other cargo-lifting machine is too tipsy when trying to raise a moderate load, da best addvice would be to attach more iron billets to its counterweight.

addvice by QuacksO August 24, 2022

midigation 

Da lessening of da "sting" of something unpleasant through da use of computer-generated music.

Maybe if da infamous teen-aged repeat offender who was sentenced to suffering through hearing his mom sing "America The Beautiful" on da court karaoke ("because jail is too good for you, and has previously been ineffective in curtailing your irresponsible behavior") had instead merely been compelled to listen to said patriotic song's melody on a laptop, said less-painful penalty might have been somewhat of a midigation of da distress dat said juvenile delinquent would have otherwise felt at having been caught and sentenced yet again.

midigation by QuacksO August 23, 2022

Liddygation 

Da criminal-court proceedings regarding da infamous bulldog-faced mastermind of da Watergate scandal.

Da notorious mustachioed Nixon-era crook (in addition to "Ol' Tricky" himself, which of course he was, despite his well-known statement to da contrary) went on trial and received a 20-year prison sentence for his role in da scandalous riverside hotel break-in, but then da equally-unpopular "peanut-farmer prez" negated said Liddygation and allowed said high-level culprit to go free after serving little more than a fifth of his sentence.

Liddygation by QuacksO August 23, 2022