QuacksO's definitions
A "big no-no" dat was committed due to da perpetrator's being spaced out on pharmaceuticals at da time.
Da "Twinkie defense" wouldn't work as an excuse for committing a premedicated crime, since candy isn't a prescribed drug. That reasoning doesn't make a bit of sense, does it? Well, cut me some slack --- as Gary Larson said in an ultra-absurdly "far-out" drawing in his "The Far Side" comic strip, "It was late and I was tired" when I composed this one. :P
by QuacksO October 11, 2023
Get the premedicated crimemug. Refers to a ketchup dat either comes in a huge --- i.e., "magnum" --- container, or is super-spicy, and so it really delivers a humongous "wallop" when tasted.
by QuacksO March 29, 2021
Get the Heinz 357mug. Refers to the suddenly-occurring interval of frenzied activity that you engage in while partaking of a favorite radio/TV show, and the program cuts to a commercials-break for a minute or two; there will be nothing of interest being broadcast --- and therefore you do not need to be glued to the speaker or tube --- during this period, and so you frantically rush around the room to attend to assorted matters that you'd been "holding" or "delaying" while your riveting program was on, such as going pee, checking/adjusting the washing-machine, grabbing a pillow/blanket, getting more snacks from the fridge, etc.
While binge-watching episodes of Knight Rider on DVD, I realized that I'd forgotten to have my daily apple. Now of course, unlike a regular radio/TV broadcast, pre-recorded home-media like this can simply be paused anytime you please without missing anything, but I wanted to experience this delightful "blast from the past" material in just the same way that I'd remembered it from having seen it years ago on NBC, and so I waited till the beginning of the next episode for the classic "Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist" introduction-speech to begin, then did my usual "commercials-interlude scramble" to retrieve a nice big Red Delicious and a paring knife, and then race back to the couch again before the episode-title was displayed.
by QuacksO February 27, 2019
Get the commercials-interlude scramblemug. Lots of cute gals love to be "picked up", so you might have a comparable chance of getting Chevrolaid wif a squarebody-loving damsel while cruising in a Cheyanne or Scottsdale as you would in a sports car.
by QuacksO March 5, 2024
Get the Chevrolaidmug. Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.
I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!
by QuacksO December 1, 2024
Get the All you muddle-aged guys out theremug. Refers to an unfortunate situation where someone who had begun exhibiting undesirable behavior that others had initially assumed was his "just going through a phase" actually does **not** eventually "taper off", but continues to display said distressing attitude/actions.
My teenage son started being really rude and mouthy at age 12, and our pediatrician had assured me that it was "merely a stage he was going through", and that "he'd outgrow it eventually". Well, that was over six years ago, and if anything the boy's behavior is even more sulkily-resentful and anti-social than ever --- looks like a phase-locked loop to me!
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
Get the phase-locked loopmug. Those 0%!$@#& "fake US currency" tracts that sarcastically needle, "Disappointed? You won't be disappointed if you give your life to Jesus Christ!", and usually only serve to invalidly guilt-trip the reader by giving him a false feeling of personal greed (just about **anyone** would likely wanna pick up an easy ten/hundred dollars if it is just lying around --- that's not a true sign of actual bona fide greed!) and cause him to resentfully turn away from religion all the more.
It may or may not be true that "good deeds may entitle me to heavenly riches", as this stupid fake-ten-dollar-bill tract states, but I'd rather just have da ten dollars, thank you very much!
by QuacksO July 22, 2018
Get the heavenly richesmug.