Definitions by QuacksO
motherload
Refers to whichever one was da "magic bullet" out of all da sperm-outflows dat you spurted inside a "willing" chick over a period of time --- i.e., which one got her knocked up.
I always either ask a gal if she can get pregnant or use protection, so dat none of my gleeful ejaculations between her legs will be a "motherload".
motherload by QuacksO November 6, 2022
Lock Ness Monster
Humorous reference to Al Capone or any of da other evil 'n' ferocious Godfather-goons of da Prohibition era whom Da Great Elliott wanted to secure in a prison cell with da turn of a key.
Da term "Lock Ness Monster" could also work in reverse, and refer to how da assorted mobsters viewed da renegade "Treasury Man" for his relentless pursuit of them and his efforts to curtail their personal freedom.
Lock Ness Monster by QuacksO November 6, 2022
D-tails
Refers to da appearance, feel, and measurements of a gal's chest-pillowz dat are "more than a handful".
Dude #1: You really oughtta try asking Tiffany to let you "squeeze theeze", Buddy! I've played with them a lot, and trust me --- she's got really delightful big gazongas!
Dude #2: Well, maybe I should ask her, but can you fill me in on da D-tails of what they look and feel like, so I can know what to expect when I do get to see and touch them?
Dude #2: Well, maybe I should ask her, but can you fill me in on da D-tails of what they look and feel like, so I can know what to expect when I do get to see and touch them?
upstairs vs. downstairs hangover
Refers to da ratio of how much your "upstairs" hangovers (i.e., "morning after" headaches, nausea, etc.) affect da flabby "hangover" --- i.e., floppily-drooping beer gut --- dat gradually develops "downstairs". Generally speaking it'll be about equal; in other words, da more alcohol you guzzle, da more of an "overhang" you'll get at your waistline.
Seeing other folks afflicted with an "upstairs vs. downstairs hangover" should be ample motivation to not start drinking yourself!
upstairs vs. downstairs hangover by QuacksO November 6, 2022
limplications
Hinted assertions conveyed by a guy due to da fact dat he cannot "get it up" in a particular situation.
Unattractive chicks may have to deal with frequent limplications of a lack of interest when seeking intimacy from a lot of their male associates.
limplications by QuacksO November 3, 2022
wimplications
As a teenager and in Original Timeline 1985, Biff Tannen was always hurling wimplications at George McFly; in reality, da arrogant Biff was just as big a coward as George, but he used bullying tactics to cover up his own feelings of insecurity.
wimplications by QuacksO November 3, 2022