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Carrying around a sketchbook and claiming to be artitstic can be a great way to get a gal to show you her boobs. :P
by QuacksO June 18, 2024
Get the artitsticmug. I absolutely love roasted peanuts and peanut butter, so I know that I would feel pretty lugooberious if either I became allergic to peanuts and thus couldn't eat them anymore, or I didn't have access to them for an extended period.
by QuacksO September 17, 2019
Get the lugooberiousmug. Refers to how thick-textured your medicated chest-rub is.
Chest-rub containing menthol, camphor, and/or cedar-leaf oil can indeed be effective for keeping biting insects away, but ya need a product with high vickscosity so dat it stays in place on yer skin after ya apply it.
by QuacksO February 21, 2021
Get the vickscositymug. The posterior-related size-rating (i.e., the maximum width, weight, volume, etc. that can be safely supported/accommodated) of a sitting-device of some kind, such as a lawn/office chair, bus/airplane seat, etc.
I saw an ad-message on FreeCycle from a lady who was looking for a wheelchair for her super-corpulent husband, so I contacted her about a couple of standard wheelchairs that I had; she regretfully replied, however, that she needed a chair with considerably greater capassity than the ones I had.
by QuacksO May 27, 2019
Get the capassitymug. Whenever someone says, "...if you ask me" at the end of a rant-'n'-rave-statement, he is acknowledging that he is feeling ignored. Do NOT encourage him by making ANY response or acknowledgement whatsoever --- this is merely a "fishing" statement to see if anyone's willing to listen to his whiny crybaby blather, so if he senses that anyone at all is even mildly receptive to him, he will not shut up for the next hour! You've been warned.
by QuacksO December 28, 2021
Get the ...if you ask memug. Someone who unobtrusively hangs around a place of business that often has a large volume of customers (supermarket, department store, hotel, etc.), and watches for opportunities to "scavenge for leftovers" and otherwise save money on stuff that he can utilize in his own life. Examples of these opportunities could include finishing/gathering uneaten remains of a family's meal after the group leaves the table, catching an opening/closing door of a coin-operated restroom to keep it from latching when a paying restroom-user is exiting/leaving so that the waiter can slip in and use the facility without having to drop in his own quarter to get the door unlocked again, etc.
If a waiter is part of a sizeable low-income family, several members of his family may be recruited to discretely hang out in various locations around town, so that multiple scrounging/money-saving opportunities can be simultaneously observed on the same day. For example, the husband might sit quietly in a corner of the local service-garage and ask customers for their used motor-oil so that he can take it home and burn it for heat in his specially-designed furnace, while the wife and/or older children spend a few hours at the city park and watch for fellow relaxation-seeking visitors to toss returnable beverage-containers into the area's trash cans.
by QuacksO May 25, 2018
Get the waitermug. Da annoying dual-pitch "Beeeeeee-yuhhhhhhhh!" dat you hear when some dumba** motorist roars past you while engaging in an "extended honk". Okay, okay --- so maybe he's "just trying to be friendly" by saying hello to a familiar face by the roadside (you), but as gas-station attendant Dale says in the Red Green Show episode, "Hurricane Doug", it's far more cheerful/polite and less startling/grating on the eardrums to just briefly "tap the hooter" a couple times as you go by.
And incident of Doppler-effect horn-blowing can be even more annoying and emotionally draining (i.e., it can become a Droppler effect sometimes) if you either (1) do not recognize whoever it was who honked at you, and so you are left to wonder "who that might have been" and/or if he possibly mistook you for someone else while your back was turned, or (2) don't have a clue as to the driver's reason for honking at you, and so you are left to wonder what you might have been doing that caused him to either notice or be upset with you. Plus of course if there are one or more other people in your immediate vicinity at the time, you may even be unsure if said extended honk was actually "untended for you", or if the driver was noisily "addressing" someone else nearby --- or all of you in general --- instead of you personally.
by QuacksO July 20, 2019
Get the Doppler-effect horn-blowingmug.