QuacksO's definitions
Da opposite of Narraguagus.
Da Narraguagus River is actually quite broad along most of its main stretch, so I dunno why they don't call it da "Wideguagus".
by QuacksO January 24, 2023
Get the Wideguagusmug. You can wait 'n' wait till clear into mid-May to trim off your itchy bushy Santa-Claus winter beard and you'll have nuthin' but sweltering-skinned moderate-temperature days all along, but if you "break out da Norelco" at any point during dat period, da weather will immediately turn frigid and blustery again, and then you'll have chilly-cheeks syndrome for an entire month!
One good way to minimize da "Murphy's Law of shaving" debacle is to simply wait till da end of March to "mow da lawn" --- dat way, you'll not be so likely to needlessly suffer from extra-warm weather-temps' making your chin and jowls feel like they're inside a blast-furnace, but on da other hand, it will minimize da chances of "freezin' yer face off", too, since there are seldom any significant cold snaps later than three months into da new year.
by QuacksO March 15, 2025
Get the Murphy's Law of shavingmug. Where a parent's sister lavishes attention/resources on the person's impressionable youngster, causing said toddler to become selfish and demanding.
There is no known "antidote" for the effects of "auntie-dote" on a child --- once a kiddo has a taste of "the good life", his expectations/desires become permanently "stretched" or "expanded", and then he'll never again be content with just mediocre/Spartan lifestyle-choices.
by QuacksO August 10, 2018
Get the auntie-dotemug. Someone who was a confidant/accomplice-in-crime to someone else, but then squealed on said second party, ran off wif all da loot, etc. --- there's no honor among thieves.
After Huck Finn returned da stolen money and otherwise spoiled their nefarious plans, da King and da Duke were busy labeling each other as a shameless perpetraitor, since it was revealed dat they had each privately/secretly planned to run out on da other fellow --- i.e., selfishly take all da gold for himself while leaving da other guy penniless.
by QuacksO March 3, 2023
Get the perpetraitormug. A short statement that expresses a general truth or principle regarding (A) a guy's "sausage", or (B) someone's being an a**h**e to everyone.
Ethan Couch's over-indulgent father made a dicktum to officials at the school, offering to buy the entire joint just so that he could be in control over how his spoiled-brat "Little Prince" was treated during classes.
by QuacksO September 11, 2020
Get the dicktummug. The boring and bland-tasting non-alcoholic beverage that the folks at AA made Duke Harris drink when he was "going through the twelve steps" to give up Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.
They say that drinking Tame Turkey is the best way to "quit cold turkey" when you're addicted to Wild Turkey; I suppose that the results and statistics are debatable, depending on who you talk to.
by QuacksO November 28, 2020
Get the Tame Turkeymug. Deutschland's famous network of flyways, where our various and assorted feathered friends are welcome to flap and flutter along as fast as they please --- speed limits are merely suggested and optional.
Due to the high-speed travel of a majority of the German Audubon's airborne commuters, one should always keep a sharp eye out for any and all road-signs along the way, to avoid unwanted collisions with hurtling masses of feathers and hard muscle. For example, if you see a sign that warns, "Beware of low-flying waterfowl", you should immediately **duck**... okay, okay --- it's a terrible pun, but you know you love it. :P
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
Get the German Audubonmug.