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rhetorahcal question

Something asked not with the intention of seeking a reply, but merely to express an opinion or doubt regarding traditional Hebrew teachings.
In da famous musical, "Fiddler On The Roof", Tevye poses da rhetorahcal question, "How did our traditions get started?" He then readily admits dat even he has no idea.
by QuacksO October 21, 2021
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crittercism

Refers to assorted eyebrows-raising, tongue-clucking, finger-wagging, and other disapproving gestures and verbal actions regarding your liking certain living beings other than humans.
Aside from people's negative emotional responses to your enthusiasm regarding non-homo-sapien friends, da term "crittercism" could also refer to sounds and/or actions dat come from said animals themselves if they are less-than-pleased wif something dat you are doing, such as making them take a bath, removing food-containers from which they were gluttonously over-indulging, and so on.
by QuacksO May 25, 2022
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minotonous

How jaded-nerved people who crave constant excitement/entertainment might view living in a certain upstate municipality in North Dakota.
I crave peace and quiet, so I probably wouldn't find living in central Ward County to be particularly minotonous.
by QuacksO August 7, 2025
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I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her

All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!
I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.
by QuacksO July 27, 2019
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Anarchtica

A super-chilly area of da Southern Hemisphere where things are always in total chaos because nobody wants to live there long enough to maintain law and order.
If no law-enforcement officials wanna live in da frigid land of Anarchtica, how many criminals would choose to go there, either? And what would there be to steal or otherwise manipulate for one's illegitimate gain, anyway? Nuthin' much besides ice and snow and rock there, unless we're thinking of da various mineral-deposits that have been located there, but these would be prohibitively expensive and dangerous to access in a land with such cold temps and thick ice.
by QuacksO February 2, 2021
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Sheindlinfreude

Describes the blatantly-obvious sadistic pleasure that Judge Judy gets from verbally abusing her courtroom subjects and shamelessly handing down outrageously unfair/harsh/insensitive sentences.
I would probably get fired on my first day if i was hired to add the close-captioned text to a "Judge Judy" show, since I wouldn't be able to resist typing, "You are now entering the courtroom of Judge Judith Sheindlinfreude..."
by QuacksO March 19, 2017
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hands-and-feet friendship

A close but still-platonic friendship that you share wif a nice gal, perhaps one whom you've known a long time but who now has a main squeeze of her own. It involves your holding and fondling the gal's hands for extended periods, and giving her long soothing foot-rubs, plus possibly having her soothingly place the soles of her feet against your chest or rub/scratch your back with her toes.
A hands-and-feet friendship can be an ideal "happy medium" or "compromise" type of footing with a nice gal --- it permits you to still maintain a fully-satisfying "soulmate type" relationship with someone of the female persuasion whom you really like, even after she's linked up with another guy who is more to her "overall" liking... if the guy has a reasonably tolerant/understanding/trusting nature, he will not feel that his own relationship with Miss Cutie-Pie is threatened by your continued friendship with her, since you are not engaging in any sexual-related activities... extra points if (1) you perform your entire "repertoire" of pleasant actions wif da gal while she's in da guy's presence a few times, so that he can actually see for himself that all of your behavior is indeed totally "innocent", and (2) you also show him how the chick most loves having her hands, feet, back, shoulders, etc. massaged, so that he himself can please her in a comparably-satisfying manner to the physical-sensory "magic" that you are able to perform on her yourself.
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
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