Fun-based reimbursement dat you give/allow someone in exchange for his having provided you wif goods and/or services.
Common forms of "guy helping gal" playment include her letting him "squeeze theeze" in gratitude for his performing a little house/yard/vehicle maintenance, taking a shower wif him after he's completed a hot/dusty task, sharing a bouncy-bouncy once he's built/repaired her bed-frame and/or straightened up da bedclothes, etc.
by QuacksO January 15, 2023
Refers to a situation in yer financial life where --- either self-imposed or by agreement with your lender --- you refrain from haircuts and/or shaving until you've settled a debt.
Defurred loan-payment plans will often specify both beards and scalp-hair, so dat said agreements can be gender-neutral --- as we all know, dudes and gals tend to have largely-opposite situations when it comes to cranial-foliage. In other words, ladies don't usually grow significant beards, of course, but their head-hair does tend to keep growing fairly rapidly, even as they become older. Aging guys, on da other hand, tend to go bald "up top" but grow humongous whiskers, so a lender's contract specifying "no razors or scissors" pretty much "covers everything" for both genders, if you'll pardon da pun. :P
by QuacksO March 02, 2021
Jane Eyre is okay for old fogies, I suppose, but for da modern youth, it was written by a total Brontesaurus!
by QuacksO March 22, 2024
I'm all for reading da classics, but one should not go overboard and become a dyed-in-da-wool Brontësaurus.
by QuacksO November 13, 2024
A rooster who is no longer the only tailfeather-plumed dude in the barnyard who enjoys "ultimate privileges" with "the ladies".
I unexpectedly acquired several dozen additional hens from a neighbor who was thinning his own flock, and so I had to add a couple roosters to "keep up with demand"... my original daybreak-crower was none too pleased to be cluckolded like that.
by QuacksO October 10, 2018
A good test of a gal's skill at fellatio is how easily she can convince a number of dudes to let her orally get them off one after another in rapid suckcession.
by QuacksO February 25, 2022
Refers to metal-fabrication dat you are able to perform with just your own fart-gases due to their being so super-hot dat you can actually use them like a welding-torch.
I made da mistake of sitting on a stack of several nested chairs while chowing down on extra-spicy baked beans, cabbage stew, and hot wings at my buddy's backyard barbeque, and after some uproarious whizzpopping adventures, I ended up butt-welding da chairs together into one solid mass of metal tubing!
by QuacksO February 06, 2021