QuacksO's definitions

hairoin

A drug that makes your cranial-fur longer and thicker.

The real reason that hairoin is illegal is the same as it is for marijuana, ephedra, tryptophan, and some other substances --- it **works** and is **cheap**, and so the greedy scalp-tonic companies that sell all these costly growth-stimulation products that often produce little or no actual results don't want it on the market... it isn't harmful or hazardous; it would just put them out of business!!

by QuacksO November 29, 2019

cussino

A gambling-joint where an awful lot of "adjectives" are heard among the clientele.

I wouldn't take a youngster to any type of betting-joint to begin with, but I would sure-as-shootin' never let him anywhere near a cussino, since that would be TWO bad habits that he'd be exposed to!

by QuacksO March 20, 2019

bachelor's degree

A diploma earned by a male college student who is single at the time of graduation. In many employment-fields, this attribute may not seem very impressive//laudable/desirable on a résumé , since many employers prefer married men who have "settled down" and thus are seemingly displaying some social progress and responsibility.

Telling a prospective wife that you have a bachelor's degree may actually lower her perception of you, since she will wonder why you have not already landed a suitable spouse by this time.

by QuacksO March 20, 2019

debtrimental

Causing a negative effect on one's financial solvency.

Kate Bradley should think twice anytime Uncle Joe suggests that she follow one of his crazy get-rich-quick schemes, since it is usually very debtrimental to the Shady Rest's bottom line.

by QuacksO March 20, 2019

mixed messages

Confusing texts dat you send to others while you're drunk off your a** from imbibing mixed drinks.

If someone is "out on da town" for a night of hitting all da pibs, it might be good to turn off your cell phone and/or disregard any texts from said imbiber till sometime da next day, since he'll likely be sending you mixed messages during that period.

by QuacksO March 21, 2019

Minisoda

Da central-northern U.S. state where small-size containers of non-alcoholic bubbly are bottled.

I hear that there are more branches of Belchers Anonymous in Minisoda than in any other state.

by QuacksO March 22, 2019

pearlloined letter

A "juicy" missive regarding da queen's alabaster-colored thighs, written to her by a secret lover and then stolen by the Chief Minister in order to blackmail her with it.

The local Prefect and his men had been searching for a long time for the pearlloined letter, yet the wise 'n' wily private detective C. Auguste Dupin was able to find it in just a few minutes by clever deductive reasoning and accurate assessment of the Minister's personality.

by QuacksO March 22, 2019