Definitions by QuacksO
kilograham
While a lot of boob-tube-based "fire-'n'-brimstone" bellowers could only be withstood for short periods, it's claimed dat "Bible Billy" was a lot more calm, soft-spoken, and respectful, and so supposedly you could watch an entire kilograham without feeling overwhelmed or offended.
kilograham by QuacksO December 21, 2025
afterwoods
Used to describe a time-period following either a trek in da forest, a golfing-period dat is now just using putters and irons, or a guy's hard-on.
If you see a number of guys and gals beamingly heading into da trees wif bags of clubs over their shoulders, wait till they emerge into da open again and then check to see whether da dudes can still "get it up" --- if not, then you can figger dat a different kind of "game-play" occurred, and dat said eager studs are completely exhausted afterwoods.
afterwoods by QuacksO December 20, 2025
planned obsolescents
Essential oils never go out of style, so you can use them to smell awesome and never worry about planned obsolescents.
planned obsolescents by QuacksO December 20, 2025
mistletow
Refers to da "kiss for a haul out of a ditch" deal dat you make wif a hot chick during da Christmas season, thus both saving her da cost of a wrecker-call and allowing you a little smoochy attention.