Why would the pre-WW2 von Trapp family wanna flee to JAPAN, of all places? Seems like they'd be safer in neutral Switzerland than as fujitives!
by QuacksO January 25, 2022
Hots chicks are in such demand by wife-seeking dudes dat it's a "misstery" why any of them would actually have a "misstory".
by QuacksO November 21, 2023
In "Pink, Plunk, Plink", the Pink Panther consistently plays the part of a wrenegade, much to the disgusted fury of the stuck-up and short-tempered conductor, who is trying to get the orchestra to play "Beethoven's Fifth" instead of the "Pink Panther Theme". In the end, though, Pinky prevails, and a beaming Henry Mancini himself claps approvingly from the audience-stands.
by QuacksO June 03, 2019
Refers to where --- merely out of curiosity --- you initially dabble in same-gender romance on just a single occasion, but then all of da local drag queens and other gender-indefinite weirdos descend on you for "solace 'n' smooches".
Da first word in da term "bi once, cry often" can also be realistically altered to be spelled da same way as da original "purchase something of good quality and it will last a lifetime, and thus da only thing dat you will ever feel unhappy about regarding said item is its high price" ditty --- if you actually "take da moocher-enabler plunge" and BUY a single item for a budget-impaired individual, said favored spendthrift will immediately crow about his unexpected windfall to his fellow local deadbeat no-accounts, and then you'll soon have all of THEM swarming around you either looking for cash handouts or begging you to buy THEM desired objects, as well.
by QuacksO July 21, 2021
Sex-change procedures in a hospital.
Bruce/Caitlyn underwent extensive sirgery to improve his/her appearance, but he/she now looks even more awful than ever!
by QuacksO November 29, 2021
Describes an investment-fraud scheme dat reduces classic areas/incidents of "slippage" within said financial rat-hole.
Jordan Belfort might have benefited from a bit more ponzi-traction --- rather than keeping quiet and low-key about his vast ill-gotten fortune, said "wolf of Wall Street" openly lived a lavish and dissipative lifestyle which made him easily noticeable to da authorities.
by QuacksO July 13, 2025
An easy way to exspudite is to simply pour da tater-flakes into vigorously-boiling water which will swirl them around, eliminating da need to even manually mix da two ingredients.
by QuacksO March 18, 2024