QuacksO's definitions

achin' 'n' begs

Refers to the agonized feelings/actions --- i.e., extremes of "pain and pleading" that may include severe stomach-cramping, extended bouts of tearful wailing/imploring for more-filling menu-choices, etc. --- of a "pork 'n' poultry" lover who is unexpectedly being forced to "go vegetarian" or otherwise follow a much "leaner and blander" diet than the rich-flavored grease-and-carbs-laden feasts that he'd been accustomed to chowing down.

(from author Steven Kellogg's "modernized" version of the classic children's tale "Chicken Little"): After being convicted of assorted heinous carnivorous crimes, bacon-'n'-eggs-loving Foxy Loxy was totally in the throes of tortured "achin' 'n' begs" when he learned that his diet in prison would consist of green-bean gruel and weed-juice.

by QuacksO June 24, 2019

Leave it to Deaver

What Washington's crooked higher echelon said during the Raygun years when crafty good ol' boy "Devious Deaver" was Prune-Face's Deputy Chief of Staff, anytime they were a subject of investigation by Congress, they would always just trust "The Deav" to fib and waffle on their behalf.

Whenever ol' Ronnie's shifty-eyed administration officials came under scrutiny, they would just tell "The Deav" about the situation, and then assure each other, "No worries now --- we'll just leave it to Deaver to get us out of this mess."

by QuacksO August 27, 2017

unpredicktable

Describes someone whose wide and/or wild mood-swings mean that you never know if he's gonna be nice or not.

Tronald Dump is so unpredicktable that it's no wonder they wanna impeach him.

by QuacksO January 30, 2020

Pat Robbertson

Da infamous televangelist who fleeced his listeners out of millions in the name of "The Great One".

As much extortion and chicanery as Pat Robbertson has committed, I am amazed dat da puffed-up bum is still allowed to be on da air!

by QuacksO September 16, 2019

That's fine --- I'm bi

Da smart-alacky remark dat you glibly toss back at your "little princess/pumpkin" date's father when he warns you, "Whatever you do to my daughter, I'll do to you."

Demurely telling your new gal's dad, "That's fine --- I'm bi" may indeed be sarcastically amusing by implying dat you would actually ENJOY having said paternal dude make you "take it up da bum", but said remark could also "backfire" (pun not intended, but it works well here!), especially if dat family is of the conservative-minded variety... even if they don't truly believe dat you actually meant it, they may still be highly offended at da flippant "either/or" sexual reference, and so the girl may no longer wish to date you, and her parents may not want their precious Miss Vulnerable to be hanging around with "some foul-mouthed/coarse-minded dude" like you.

by QuacksO April 16, 2020

Pele'ontolgoy

Da ancestral study of famed athlete Edson Arantes do Nascimento.

A little Pele'ontolgoy reveals dat some of da famous football-player's forebears were also into sports.

by QuacksO February 26, 2021

alehusbands

1. The male members of a common moderate-size herring species, widely found throughout North America.
2. The male spouses of barfly-ladies; often, they "hit the pubs" together and "drink pale ale like fish".

Alehusbands are comparatively easy to catch and fairly okay to eat, but they definitely have a more "porky" taste compared to alewives, and so I assume that they must possess at least some "male chauvinist pig" characteristics, just like their human counterparts.

by QuacksO August 3, 2018