Refers to da humiliating shocker dat occurred when Mary's small fuzzy ovine-friend decided to come out of hiding under her school-desk and patteringly follow her up to da blackboard.
Having her lamb innocently reveal itself in front of da entire class was indeed embarrassing to Mary, but fortunately her teacher was a good-natured sort who took said minor mishap in stride and even laughed heartily about it, and so da incident was much less of a calambity than it might have been.
by QuacksO May 29, 2021
Da "ultimate" in acceptable excuses for why it took you so long to finish shopping, processing'delivering bureaucratic paperwork, or otherwise conducting routine business.
Telling your having-impatiently-waited family or car-pool buddies, "There was a long line ahead of me" may indeed get you off da hook as far as their venting their seething wrath at you, but you yourself will likely find it very stressful (not to mention tiring on your achy legs and feet!) to have to cool your heels in line for so long, and so in the end you may feel similarly weakened and emotionally exhausted as you would have if you'd had to "face the music" because you **hadn't** had any plausible excuse for producing such a lengthy delay in finishing up.
by QuacksO January 18, 2020
Three-piece-suit bu**s**t in which one or more "legal eagle" entities "make a federal case" regarding one or more of their smaller feathered-creature cousins' noisily winging about in small areas.
Snoopy may occasionally be irritated by Woodstock's "silly bird" antics, but he realizes dat said loopy actions are merely typical canary behavior, and so he would never resort of flitigation about it.
by QuacksO January 29, 2025
Da value of your uninjured throat as gauged by da length of time dat you've preserved its unscathed status.
Due to da Queen of Hearts' perpetually-simmering temper and her predisposition for executions, da neckuity of her courtiers and subjects was always in jeopardy.
by QuacksO April 25, 2021
How Toolman Taylor felt when his wife was seething mad about his having driven her antique Austin-Healey after she'd specifically forbidden him to do so.
Jill Taylor (not wanting to unleash her fury in front of the children): Boys --- OUT! (seeing her inTIMidated hubby starting to slither out the door, as well) Tim, IN!
by QuacksO March 06, 2022
First-time camper: I got my country-cousin buddy to show me around da rural area where I was gonna be setting up my tent, so dat it would not be so much of a bewilderness to me.
by QuacksO December 25, 2021
A tongue-in-cheek query that someone asks his buddy when they are engaged in a horridly-boring and/or disagreeable task. Intended to lighten the mood and sympathize with your co-worker about the less-than-pleasant job/situation.
Dude, helping his buddy to sweep up piles of scattered wood-shavings in a warehouse they're tidying up: "Are we having fun yet?"
by QuacksO November 02, 2018