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pissistant

If you're dead-tired when needing to relieve yourself in the middle of the night, you may need a pissistant to direct your tallywacker into your pee-bottle and hold it there till you've finished tinkling.
by QuacksO November 2, 2021
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evidunce

Corroborating proof dat is so obvious and irrefutable dat nobody of even severely-limited intelligence (policemen, judges, politicians, etc. often do not rise to this level of brain-capability) could fail to see it.
Even when presented with a mountain of evidunce, Tronald Dump and his fat-cat government cronies seem oblivious to it.
by QuacksO December 28, 2024
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reaperduction

A "false profit" --- I mean, "prophet" --- who goes around impersonating "Da Grim One" in an effort to con hapless believers into converting to his religion, giving him what he wants, etc.
Warren Jeffs was an infamous example of a "reaperduction" in dat he went around spouting "doom 'n' gloom" sermons in order to unreasonably force his followers to bow to his will and do his bidding.
by QuacksO April 10, 2022
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Edward Casanova

A highly-influential modern-day economist who sure loves his women.
Edward Casanova claimed that the EverQuest video-game's fictional empire of Norrath had a super-strong economy; I wonder if a lot of the members of his supposed lady-friends "harem" came from that imaginary land, as well?
by QuacksO April 23, 2019
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girl on furlough

Refers to a chick's boob that you're temporarily "liberated" from her upper-body garment (i.e., you reached into the lady's collar-opening and hauled out one of her "girls") so that you could play with it bare and suck on her nipple for a moment before "putting it back into its jail cell".
Lots of buxom gals are more than willing to let you perform a "girl on furlough" maneuver; out of consideration and respect for said "willing" damsel, though, be sure to (1) be very careful and gentle with her chest-pillows, and (2) always take the time and effort to properly "tuck The Girls back inside" --- i.e., neatly re-arrange the girl's blouse, tank top, bra, etc. to return everything to how it had been before you started playing around with her chest, so that the boobs-sharing chick will feel secured and comfy again after you've had your fun.
by QuacksO September 13, 2020
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pass-along favor

Where you "skip a step" when doing something nice in return for the kindly assistance of someone else.
The classic pass-along favor in its simplest form involves three people (Persons A, B, and C), and works as follows: Person A assists/accommodates Person B in some way, and so Person B wishes to return the favor. At that particular time, though, Person A does not have a need for anything that involves the skills/abilities that Person B happens to possess. Person A, however, either owes Person C a favor or is tasked with providing Person C with frequent care/assistance, and so Person A requests Person B to do something nice/helpful for Person C, thus saving Person A from having to assist Person C on that occasion.
by QuacksO July 15, 2018
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visible lite

Da narrow electromagnetic-spectrum band dat da eyes of DUI-checkpoint cops are able to use to see if you've got any Miller pilsner cans in yer vehicle.
Ya should always be very careful to hide yer beer-stash whenever yer buddies drop over, as they are always on da lookout for visible lite!
by QuacksO February 15, 2025
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