QuacksO's definitions
A weakening of the immune-system characterized by the sufferer's erroneously believing that he is the son of Darth Vader.
Never trust a Lukeemia diagnosis from a physician who's a Star Wars aficionado --- best to seek a second opinion.
by QuacksO August 5, 2018
Get the Lukeemiamug. If Ben Cartwright's kidnappers had hauled off his towering middle son instead, they would not likely have been able to detain their hosstage for long --- said burly behemoth would likely have simply clobbered said outlaws to get away; he would not have had to resort to brain-power strategizing da way his less-tall-statured Paw had to do.
by QuacksO April 9, 2023
Get the hosstagemug. A dressing-up bash where a number of da male audience-members totally "go rabbit-crazy" from da "beauty overload" on stage, and thus a lot of said lovely female contestants later get puffed-out abdomens.
Many happy child-bearing couples have first met and "paired" at beauty pragneants, but in general it's still not an overly-wise practice to jump someone's bones within mere minutes of first laying eyes on each other.
by QuacksO May 5, 2022
Get the pragneantmug. Genderally speaking, women have always been discriminated against, even if social leaders deny it up and down and six ways from Sunday.
by QuacksO November 6, 2019
Get the genderally speakingmug. Refers to the pathetically-selfish practice of a miser’s offering a naïve fellow human one or more huge trash bags full of returnable containers as payment for his running one or more errands and/or performing some task around the shyster’s house or property, only for the hapless workman to later discover that the bags merely contain a comparatively few very large (i.e., gallon and/or 2-/3-liter) plastic containers, rather than the logically-expected “haul” of many dozens of ordinary-sized glass/plastic drink-bottles and aluminum beverage-cans; he is thus being paid only a small fraction of the “apparent reimbursement” that the gigantic bulging bags had “implied”.
I always insist on either “counting through” bags of bottles/cans before accepting them as payment for something, or having clear-plastic sacks be used to bag up the returnables, so that I can actually see the size/type/number of the containers inside the bags, and thus be more sure of getting the approximate reimbursement that I’ve been led to believe I’d be receiving as my end of the deal... there are waaaay too many advantage-takers out there who are eager to try to pull the ol' "super-size returnable-container swindle" on people like me.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
Get the super-size returnable-container swindlemug. To "hook" more young people during a period when the number of smokers was on a downtick, tobacco companies increased the nickateen levels in their cancer-sticks to make it harder for "experimental" or "trial" smokers to stop once they'd started.
by QuacksO August 30, 2019
Get the nickateenmug. "Laurenforcement" and "Lorenforcement" sound da same, so just hearing it instead of seeing it in print wouldn't tell you if male or female officers were being referred to.
by QuacksO August 9, 2025
Get the laurenforcementmug.