cunninglingus

The act of using clever ("cunning") words or dialect ("lingual", "lingo", etc.) during a request, statement, conversation, etc., so as to oblige the listener to have oral sex with the speaker.
Senior high-school dude: I totally detest taking English 3 & 4 classes, but at least they teach me new and advanced language-wording skills so that I can use cunninglingus to bamboozle the hot neighborhood chicks into dropping their panties for me.
by QuacksO July 30, 2017
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lemontations

Decidedly acid-tongued or "sour" verbal moanings regarding something dat displeases da speaker.
I tried my hand at baking a meringue pie, and it came out okay, although when I tasted it afterwards, I realized to my chagrin dat I'd left out da key "tartness" ingredient --- you shoulda heard my disgusted lemontations in DAT regard! :P
by QuacksO May 20, 2022
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pinkie-hook

How you hold hands wif a nice gal when it's too hot to "fully" clasp hands.
Tiffany and I crave da "lovin' touch" at all times whenever we spend time together, but we were about expiring from da heat during our stroll along da hot beach, so we employed da pinkie-hook to maintain a pleasant physical connection without our palms getting all damp and yucky.
by QuacksO August 27, 2018
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barker-brigade

Refers to the infuriating/humiliating "auditory chain-reaction" that often occurs with all da neighborhood dogs... you merely walk by one house with a dog tethered out front, and he starts barking at you, then the dogs next door --- even if they're locked inside the house --- hear him and start yappin', too, and then the hound at the property next to that one starts howling, and so on and so on and so on... pretty soon all da canines within a half-mile radius are barkin' fit to bust, when whatever the first dog was barking at isn't even anywhere near those other dogs' vicinity.
I try to scavenge for returnables only during the mid-to-late daylight hours, so that the resulting barker-brigade in the roadside homes will create a minimum of "the dogs woke me up!" aggravation.
by QuacksO July 09, 2018
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just clawse

What a cat needs to have before it may legally scratch you. (Garfield take note --- none of your "provocations" for leaving Jon a tattered bloody mess would have held up in court... in every single case, you were just being selfish, overbearing, or hot-tempered.)
I was cradling the neighbor's cat in my lap and petting him gently, and he seemed totally happy and content... unmoving, purring, the whole nine yards. Then without warning, he suddenly exploded upwards with an angry yowl and forcibly propelled himself off my lap and onto the floor, giving my thighs several deep nasty digs in the process! Talk about a total lack of just clawse... if he was starting to get stir-crazy, he could have merely squirmed and mewed a little, and I'd have immediately let him down --- no need to to "break out da ol' samurai swords"!!
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
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scullduggery

Less-than-honorable behavior regarding the paddling of a boat.
Races of canoes or rowboats are notorious for scullduggery; one of the most common subterfuges is to conceal an outboard motor on the boat to make it go faster. Be sure to bring along a noisy boombox to help cover the tell-tale "putt-putt" sounds, though, unless you use a souped-up electric trolling-motor that runs virtually silent.
by QuacksO September 25, 2019
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Consumo Reports

A published-for-da-general-public-BY-da-general-public periodical dat details and compares how skilled-'n'-successful da contemporary athletes in da wrestling world are.
My girlfriend and I love to engage in playful tussles, but it's just all in fun; nuthin' to contact Consumo Reports about!
by QuacksO November 13, 2023
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