snituation 

“A situation in which a parent snitches on you.”
-John from The GamerDuo

“Wow, it looks like you got in a snituation with your mom.”

snituation by cassielol September 21, 2020

snituation 

A dilemma whereby someone has his nose outta joint and therefore doesn't wanna cooperate with whatever endeavor is presently being carried out.

I always make sure to thoroughly interview each and every one of da volunteers who are being considered for a task or expedition, to make sure dat none of them have any personal or political views dat might create a snituation during said undertaking.

snituation by QuacksO July 13, 2023

the snituation 

Someone who substantially informs on someone, marking them for retribution

Homeboy started working with the cops after he got popped, he's now the snituation

the snituation by Batdad Merla March 18, 2014

She’s a situation! 

An overly exuberant verbal ejaculation used when a pulchritudinous beauty unexpectedly presents herself wearing clothing that simultaneously reveals and conceals exactly what she is workin with.

This is seldom perceived as a complement by the woman; yet, it is an absolutely true representation of how she makes a thirsty man feel.

You just have to embrace the cultural paradox here.

Daaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuummmmm!!!! She is 100% natural woman; not a bit of plastic! She’s a situation!!!!!

She’s a situation! by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 21, 2022

an on going situation 

an on going situation — a masterful piece of urban understatement. To say that you have “an ongoing situation” is saying that the shit has hit the fan and there is neither an end to the shit in sight; nor, any sign of the fan failing to rotate.

The health department has to close the rid shack down until further notice. The vermin problem had become an on going situation.

an on going situation by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

Situationship 

Let’s just chill, have sex, and be confused on the fact that we are not together but have official emotions for each other

Him and I are in a situationship

Situationship by Bossotron95 June 11, 2018

Situationship 

When one or two motherfuckers take part in a relationship, but out of fear of making things serious or messy, do not label it, leading to said relationship, ironically, becoming more serious and messier.

A Situationship is emotional trauma in a gift box.

Situationship by the_simple_freak November 2, 2021