feeture

A likeable/desirable aspect of someone's tootsies, such as being slender/shapely, having "juicy" toes, being double-jointed, etc.
I love holding and rubbing da feet of any cute chick, but my favorite feeture would be if she has plump rubbery toes dat flex back and forth smoothly/easily... I could play wif those lovely things for hours.
by QuacksO May 31, 2019
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Ackleymated

Gradually accustomed/adapted to personalities/conditions regarding someone with the last name of "Ackley".
The term "Ackleymated" can also be used "in reverse" --- i.e., to mean someone named Ackley's becoming used to a difficult set of circumstances. A prime example would be when the great Carl A. --- the "father of modern taxidermy" --- had to take a while to be able to withstand the awful stench of rotting flesh when he "stuffed 'n' mounted" the famous Jumbo's carcass after said giant pachyderm was accidentally struck and killed by a train.
by QuacksO December 20, 2019
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percycution

What Andy Capp feels is happening to him when da apartment manager comes around to collect da rent.
Rent is due by da tenth each month; failure to pay is subject to percycution.
by QuacksO November 12, 2023
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Toyoda

Da brand of space-vehicle dat everyone's favorite green-skinned pointy-eared alien drives.
Wonder if da speeder-bikes dat Luke and Leia drove were also made by Toyoda?
by QuacksO November 06, 2022
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suepervisor

Someone who monitors money-seeking court cases.
Suepervisors hate out-of-court settlements, since it means less work for them to do in moderating legal wranglings.
by QuacksO March 24, 2022
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simmerlar

A close resemblance in two or more processes of slow boiling, either in cooking or being "hot under da collar".
Nobody liked Reagan's clueless running of da country, and da general heated-browed response to The Donald's four years of clumsy idiotic behavior seems quite simmerlar.
by QuacksO February 06, 2021
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Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales

Da "unicorns and rainbows" kiddie-version of da history of da first colonists' settling in da "new world", which leaves out much of da "grim" realities of their actual "adventures", such as lack of preparedness, unwise habits, mistreating da indigenous residents, etc.
Da Salem witch-trials could perhaps be given da "grim grins" title of "Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales", as well, in dat da absurdly-preposterous "stories" dat were told about said trials' unfortunate accused were merely "fairy tale" --- i.e., largely fanciful and imaginary --- statements dat were made by da plaintiffs who were of Puritan lineage, da same as da original travelers on da "named for what comes after April showers" ship.
by QuacksO April 30, 2025
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