A structural/support-column of varying size --- i.e., ranging anywhere from a simple length of 1X3 strapping all the way up to a bleepin' GIANT SEQUOIA trunk, depending on how big a hypocrite someone is --- located in the orbital-cavity of many humans, particularly sniffy-arrogant tongue-cluckers and overly-critical finger-waggers who squintingly notice minute specks of sawdust in other people's eyes.
It should be unnecessary to actually purchase much if any framing-lumber to build a new church; one initially only needs to invite large numbers of people to come to an outdoor service in a vacant lot, and then just cast out all their eye-beams and stack them up in a huge pile at once side of the lot... as we all know, the bulk of church-attendees are major hypocrites, anyway, and so there should be no shortage of 2X4 studs, 4X4 posts, floor-truss members, railroad-ties, etc. Extra points if you also ask each member of said congregation to bring a handful of nails; you should then be able to start construction immediately! And don't fret that said holy sanctum is being fabricated from sinful materials --- it's common knowledge that most churches were "built on hypocrisy" anyway, so you should be all good.
by QuacksO October 19, 2019
If STOODire refers to lampooning performed while positioned upright on your feet, then how could SATire still be so effective at getting your audience to guffaw their heads off, since conceivably you would not be able to make such hilarious bodily-gestures while making your oral presentation?
by QuacksO May 11, 2022
The movie got it all wrong --- the Banks family had not been having trouble with mean/colorless nannies; the nannies had all just been over-indulgent of the children, and so Mr. Banks hired Mary Poppins to teach his little ones about self-denial, willpower, and wise money-management --- Mary taught them to be "super-careful, frugalistic, extra-tally-conscious" when necessary.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
Refers to where you and an acquaintance go for a jaunt along a street or nature-trail, but you each walk "separately" on either side of the lane instead of just traipsing along side-by-side in the usual way. This less-common practice could be for any of a variety of reasons, such as that the area's sidewalks are simply too narrow for two people to safely walk double-file, or that you and your companion are cleaning up trash along both sides of the road, or perhaps you're helping each other to look for one or more scattered items that got accidentally dropped sometime earlier.
Another good purpose for an opposite-sidewalks stroll would be if your walking-companion owes you some money that he presently has no way of paying back, and so you and he are collecting discarded returnable containers along the local roadways to earn a little additional cash towards the amount that he owes you. Extra points if your buddy willingly carries all the bags as they get filled with returnables, so that you yourself don't have to expend so much effort on his behalf; a six-cubic-foot-capacity plastic-tubbed wheelbarrow is a handy accessory here, to help ease this "weighty" burden.
by QuacksO August 20, 2018
Lovely orange tomato-shaped fruits from China and Japan are often very costly to procure in da US, so one needs to possess quite a strong persimmony to avoid spending too much on them.
by QuacksO February 07, 2021
Describes how da process of probate may appear to someone unfamiliar wif it; said ordeal maybe indeed seem to him like totally "uncharted territory".
Heirs of an estate would do well to hire a competent attorney so dat da process of acquiring and/or disposing of said property will not seem so much like a total willderness.
by QuacksO December 25, 2021
Refers to a vehicle's flashing turn-signal light --- or lack thereof --- dat labels da driver of said conveyance as being a thoughtless/clueless jerk.
If a motorist habitually neglects to signal an upcoming turn --- or obliviously leaves his blinker going for miles --- said incorrectly-operated intention-notifying lamp serves as a good indickator of da type of individual behind da wheel!
by QuacksO July 09, 2023