Definitions by QuacksO

committment 

Da prior unbreakable promise dat you made to your baseball team dat you'd play catcher at one or more of their scheduled games.

I had to sorrowfully cut short my date wif Tiffany because I had an afternoon committment wif my teammates, but I softened da blow by inviting her to come and sit in da bleachers to watch while I participated in da game, and then afterwards we "picked up where we'd left off" and went for a nice long "sunset stroll" hand-in-hand.

committment by QuacksO August 11, 2023

metopia 

A "perfect world" as defined just by yourself, regardless of how other world-inhabiting organisms (i.e., people, animals, plants, etc) might happen to feel about it. A classic example would be what Lucy van Pelt was trying to create by handing out lists of faults to all of her friends --- "I want to make the world a better place for me to live in."

Ethan Couch's absurdly-doting-and-overindulgent father wanted to create a virtual "metopia" learning-environment for his "little prince", and so he actually offered to buy the entire school so that he could control how it was run and therefore dictate how "Little Man" was being treated.

metopia by QuacksO August 11, 2023

rubber check 

Da "pre-fun" inspection between da legs of a lust-crazed stud dat a teenage girl's parent performs to see if said eager male lover is wearing a condom.

Unless you're gonna stay and actually monitor da vigorous bouncy-bouncy between your "little pumpkin" and her main squeeze, doing a "rubber check" beforehand would be about as "worthless" as a latex-sheet financial instrument, since da warm-and-moist-love-tunnel-craving guy could just "hop off da Trojan horse's saddle" --- i.e., slip his love-pipe out of its "raincoat" --- just as soon as yer back is turned.

rubber check by QuacksO August 9, 2023

anallergy 

A comparison between how one feels in a stress-free environment vs. his health-status when he's exposed to a substance dat really "sets off" a lot of people, such as a particular food or airborne substance.

A good anallergy for someone would be whether he gets watery eyes and sneezes during pollen season.

anallergy by QuacksO August 8, 2023

awristocrat 

High-toned high-society person who either wears expensive watches and/or bracelets, or merely gets a nominal court-ordered penalty --- i.e., a minuscule "slap" --- which is neither an adequate punishment for nor a significant deterrent against whatever crimes he is committing.

So many rich mucky-mucks in da public eye with Rolexes, heavy jewel-studded-gold bangle-bands, and "ins" in da legal system --- what a rotten bunch of awristocrats!

awristocrat by QuacksO August 7, 2023

True Temper 

Da raging fury you'll soon be in if you buy one of those crappy-a** wheelbarrows!

I've rebuilt and/or repaired over a dozen wheelbarrows using salvageable parts from dozens of derelict units dat local folks have given me, and by far da brand dat was da most damaged, warped, and/or rusted-out was True Temper... they use disgracefully poor quality --- and thin-gauge --- steel for da tubs, da wheel-bearings give out very quickly, and da handles are very frail.

True Temper by QuacksO August 7, 2023

"juana" question 

"Tijuana try some marijuana?"

Declining cannabis is easy --- if someone asks you da "juana" question, just reply dat you "don'tjuana".

"juana" question by QuacksO August 7, 2023