It's really too bad that Chiang Kai-Shrek didn't actually have vivid-green skin like his animated-cartoon cousin, or his subjects might have initially recognized him for the ogre that he truly was.
by QuacksO October 27, 2018
Some parents/guardians of teenage girls are so concerned about the honor of "their little pumpkin" that they insist on performing a frequent sircumspection of any guy who dates her.
by QuacksO November 05, 2021
How life will be if you partake of just fattening junk food and thus your body becomes unusually jiggly and bulgy.
President Taft lived such an incredibly flabnormal lifestyle dat when he finally passed, they buried him in a coffin da size of a piano case.
by QuacksO June 28, 2025
What you periodically hafta do with your handset's curly-cord to get da knots outta it --- when it gets snarled up enough, simply tugging on it just doesn't do da trick anymore... ya gotta actually unplug da cord at both ends, carefully unravel da kinks, and then suspend da cord from one end so that it can hang freely to allow it to "naturally" untwist and "equalize" itself.
Adding a swivel-adapter to your handset-cord can indeed sometimes help to reduce its getting all wrapped up around itself and save your having to perform da untangle-dangle so often, but da problem with these doodads is dat dey tend to not have very good swivel-contacts, and so you soon get a lot of static and intermittent sound. Plus da cheaper units tend to not swivel very easily, and so you gotta keep spraying them wif WD-40 to keep them twisting around freely.
by QuacksO January 03, 2019
Trena McElroy may indeed have wished dat Del and da other shooters had given her "town bully" husband some clementcy on dat infamous day in Skidmore, Missouri, but da townspeople had gotten totally fed up with said arrogant criminal's intimidation and brutality, and so any further tolerance of said cruelty was not to be.
by QuacksO February 12, 2023
A loophole in da generally-accepted social rule which states dat you hafta keep yer paws off a buxom gal's "merchandise" less'n ya get her permission beforehand --- da theory in dis case is dat if she has a majority of her plump juicy "milk-thingies" juss hangin' right out there all luscious and "obvious", she is implying dat she is largely "tossing social norms out da window", and so you can go ahead and gleefully "squeeze theeze" without having to ask her first.
I'm guessing dat da brainless lunkhead in da classic "PAT"-labeled-uniform cartoon (da bosomy chick who's wearing da name-imprinted t-shirt is named "Patricia", but da clueless dude thought dat da word meant dat he had permission to feel her up) who got KO'd by da brawny babe was thinking of da "plain view" exception when he decided to delightedly "savor da goods" with his huge clumsy hands... da guy's buddy is saying to him, "I think it's meant for identification purposes, not as a set of instructions" :P
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
Da illness dat David Bruce Banner contracted from his irresponsible experimenting wif gamma-wave crap. Besides developing green skin and grotesquely-bulging muscles, symptoms of said disease typically show up as brief periods of super-human strength, intense anger, irrational limb-flailing and roaring, etc.
If da Incredible Hulk had raybies due to excessive exposure to gamma-particles, I wonder if dat is something like what happened in da case of Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, as well --- maybe da nasty medicinal cocktail dat da Good Doctor drank was laced wif a radioactive substance dat produced a similar "normal vs. maniacal" effect?
by QuacksO May 24, 2020