If you're looking for north-of-da-border hypocrites and procrastinators to hang out wif, head to Oughttowa.
by QuacksO April 23, 2023
An essential-oils-based "knock-out gas" made from aromatic herbal-extracts, and used to render patients unconscious prior to surgery.
I try to stay out of the hospital at all costs, anyway, but if I ever did need to undergo major surgery, I would rather get "put under" by a natural-plant anisethesia rather than any of those highly-dangerous synthetic-gas cocktails administered by mainstream medicine.
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
Those “choice and delectable” areas of the human body (male or female) which members of the opposite gender most enjoy seeing and/or touching.
by QuacksO November 29, 2011
Incompetent and/or oblivious moron of a driver who is prone to crashing vehicles into walls, backing into cement traffic-barriers, taking out road-signs, knocking over lamp-posts, denting other parked cars, flattening potted plants, squashing trash-cans, etc.
"Helpful" neighborhood kid: Want me to move your car for you"
You: No thank you, Captain Crunch. I see all the dents you've already put in your own car!
You: No thank you, Captain Crunch. I see all the dents you've already put in your own car!
by QuacksO September 23, 2011
A verbose member of a recreational-paddlers group who refuses to just "shut up and enjoy da sounds of nature".
One would do well to verbally interview each prospective member of a whitewater-adventure expedition prior to signing them on, to lessen da chance of having any kayackers in said group!
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
A medicinal/mechanical item used to reduce/eliminate embarrassing noisy farts in public. Just like a bronchial dilator, it serves to further widen/open a bodily "pipe", but just at (ahem!) the "other end of the equation". Having this artificially-unrestricted "exit" permits any produced methane to be immediately vented in a continuous and "silent" outflow, rather than the gas's being internally bottled up in an increasingly-pressurized "pocket", eventually to come blasting out in a horrid raspy spluttering explosive expulsion that either greatly offends or uproariously amuses everyone within earshot, and causes acute humiliation to the unfortunate farter, especially if his whizzpoppers are especially odiferous and/or frequent.
Baked-beans-and-stewed-cabbage-loving dude: Wearing my specially-designed sphinctoral dilator (a three-inch-long thick-walled aluminum tube with smoothly-rounded screw-threads for easier insertion) isn't exactly the most comfy experience, but it sure beats the offended glares and/or derisive snickers from others that I used to get whenever I'd venture out in public after a big meal.
by QuacksO July 03, 2018
An irresistibly-strong EMF-field produced by female breast-tissue, and which reacts with the iron in a man's blood and forcibly draws him towards said sumptuous chest-pillows. Just like a regular lodestone, "size matters" --- the greater the quantity (or should I say, "quantitty") of said "polar protoplasm", the stronger the magnetic pull it produces; this is why guys tend to be more attracted to gals with bigger boobs.
Buxom gal: I tried the old "tinfoil hat" strategy --- i.e., lining my bras/bikini-tops with aluminum food-wrap --- in the hopes that it would reduce my mammary magnetism, but I didn't really notice much difference... guys still keep staring at my boobs and trying to feel me up whenever they have a chance.
by QuacksO January 31, 2019