QuacksO's definitions
In da famous "building a bridge from Southern California to Hawaii is easier than helping you to understand women" genie-released-from-a-bottle joke, it's not always mentioned which Spacific ocean they are referring to where said bridge is supposed to be built across.
by QuacksO December 19, 2020
Get the Spacific Oceanmug. Da "evil twin" to da "nearly-weightless on his toes" Canadian singer; said "black sheep" counterpart loves to really "floor it" when driving.
I wonder if da melodious-voiced songwriter of "Ghosts of Cape Horn:" and "Wreck Of the Edmund Fitzgerald" fame is having to perform overtime just to pay for his irresponsible relative Gordon Leadfoot's speeding tickets???
by QuacksO May 7, 2020
Get the Gordon Leadfootmug. What stilts-enthusiast King Birtram's patrol-cats prevent by guarding the Kingdom Of Binn's dike-trees night and day.
I take it that there is enough of a nizzard blizzard at egg-hatching time to keep the population of said snooty blackbirds fairly stable, since after his banishment, the evil Lord Droon was made to gaggingly make a meal out of one or more cooked specimens of said troublesome flapper three times a day.
by QuacksO January 8, 2020
Get the nizzard blizzardmug. Generic nickname for referring to an easy-to-satisfy lady with non-lofty expectations and inexpensive tastes.
Dating a "Polly Esther" may indeed be easy on both your wallet and your physical/emotional well-being, but she may also tend to be a "Plain Jane" --- i.e., not overly attractive, unrefined, "shallow", boring, etc.
by QuacksO April 27, 2022
Get the Polly Esthermug. It's a good idea to empty yer bladder just prior to entering a haunted house or watching a creepy movie, to lessen da risk of any embarrassing/messy fearrigation.
by QuacksO June 19, 2024
Get the fearrigationmug. Da "explosive" act of briefly showing a not-in-da-mood guy your big luscious shapely boobs, suddenly causing him to want to jump your bones.
Using a flash-bang technique may indeed give a guy a "hasty hard-on", but if you then delay at all before getting it on, he may just-as-quickly "deflate", and then it may be difficult of impossible for him to "get it up again" for a good while.
by QuacksO July 3, 2023
Get the flash-bangmug. A highly-skilled worker at an auto-body shop who specializes in performing front-end alignments, straightening out frames and panels, and generally aiding in restoring the correct positioning of bent/warped vehicle-parts.
Off-roading enthusiast: My 4X4 got kinda bent outta shape after doing the 100km Baja slalom, so I hadda take her to a caropractor to get her runnin' smooth and straight again.
by QuacksO August 11, 2018
Get the caropractormug.