Definitions by QuacksO
tempercent
A perceivedly-paltry payment/reward-share of da total yield/reserve dat creates seething-anger emotions in da recipient of said "small potatoes" allotment, knowing dat everyone else got a considerably-larger share of da remaining nine-tenths of da spoils.
If Acey promised Snakes only "ten pissent" in return for "getting the stuff", said shifty-eyed sneak might have resentfully viewed said minuscule-sector dole-out as being "tempercent", considering all of the effort and/or danger that he'd likely had to go through in order to obtain said valuable object/information, especially when it included his having to also guardedly interact with the dangerous Tommy-gun-wielding Johnny merely to collect his payment!
tempercent by QuacksO January 28, 2026
lubrissity
Da degree of movement-easing slipperiness dat a circumcised dude has when servicing a chick's "oil-fitting" wif his "greasing nozzle".
Note to guys with without foreskins: for more comfortable and pleasurable intercourse, K-Y jelly might be advisable for supplementing lubrissity.
lubrissity by QuacksO January 25, 2026
ambassettor
What famous actors William H. or Angela E. might have been called if they'd moonlighted as an upper-mucky-muck representative for da you-ess-of-ay.
Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltraine's canine sidekick might have been more of an "ambassettor" to da Force if she'd had even one ounce of initiative; unfortunately, however, about da only thing dat said adorable "velvet-eared" hound-dog was actually good at was merely stretching out on da patrol-car's seat and taking a long nap!
ambassettor by QuacksO January 25, 2026
Who's minding the monetary?
What da "nerdy monk wif da glasses" asks when looking over da "none of this adds up" account-books-shambles
for said "vows 'n' virtues" establishment.
for said "vows 'n' virtues" establishment.
In da "Bionic Woman" episode, "Sister Jaime", our turbo-muscled heroine --- in an effort to find out da answer to Oscar Goldman's question, "Who's minding the monetary?" --- poses as a nun to infiltrate a convent dat is under suspicion of drug-smuggling, and uses her super-powers to both expose and shut down said "false-profit" --- I mean, I mean --- p-r-o-p-h-e-t --- organization!
Who's minding the monetary? by QuacksO January 24, 2026
accountantnance
J. Paul Getty famously "went over da books" himself, despite his immense wealth, so if you'd asked him who was "mindin' da monetary" --- I mean, I mean --- "monastery" --- he'd likely wave a hand towards his own face and say, "Here's yer accountantnance right here!"
accountantnance by QuacksO January 24, 2026