QuacksO's definitions
Refers to a brief period where an aged-brained person absent-mindedly allows his clothing to slip down or gap open, temporarily showing one or more of his privates.
I changed from my shorts into my pants at da bus-stop, forgetting dat I'd neglected to put on any undies beforehand --- definitely a "seen yer" moment!
by QuacksO October 6, 2024
Get the "seen yer" momentmug. Refers to the embarrassing --- not mention messy --- end-result of groggily rolling over on your side at da edge of da bed to use your screw-top pee-jar without having to actually stand up, but then --- in an effort to ensure that you won't splash or spill any urine as you're taking your whiz, you unknowingly press da rim of da jar too firmly against yer abdomen and thus form a tight seal between da rim and yer gut, causing gradual pressure-buildup inside da jar as it fills with your pee, and eventually forces droplets of urine-mist to explosively splutter out from around the rim.
One simple way to reduce the chance of bedside vaporlock is to refrain from shaving yourself "down there", since smooth rubbery freshly-denuded skin always permits a much easier/better "vacuum seal" than if there are thick wiry bristly hairs in the way. Unlike your scalp-tresses or beard, pubic hair usually only gets so long and then simply falls out (think, those short coarse springy hair-curls that you always find in your briefs and in da shower-stall), so unless you have a jock-itch/odor problem or your romantic partner strongly prefers da Baldy from Baldymoore look, there should seldom if ever be a need to "mow da downstairs lawn".
by QuacksO November 22, 2018
Get the bedside vaporlockmug. Ethan Couch pleaded affluenza in defense of his monstrous actions, but it sounded a lot more like rebella to me --- both he and his over-indulgent dad had been bucking the system in ways that didn't even make sense; rather than refusing to do something unreasonable, they were merely wanting a "bigger slice of the social pie" than they deserved; i.e., they were protesting against necessary and appropriate requirements that everyone has o abide by in order to co-exist harmoniously with fellow humans and not be a burden or danger to athers.
by QuacksO October 10, 2018
Get the rebellamug. Da lack of "lead in his pencil" (i.e., little or no "Mr. Happy" arousal) dat an "only turned on by a women if she's wearing make-up" dude experiences if da lady he's dating shows up "just in her natural skin" --- without any Maybelline-gloss "facial-paint".
I always excitedly appreciate it whenever a hot chick stops by my house to honor me wif her sweet companionship, so I never have any "limpstick" problem if her mouth is not "decorated"; I usually just lead her straight to my bedroom --- leaving a trail of hastily-discarded clothes --- just as soon as she steps in the door! And besides, "unpainted" lips on a gal is more satisfying for me, anyway, since I can then kiss her all I want without getting us both messy.
by QuacksO December 8, 2019
Get the limpstickmug. Refers to da friendly wave, nod,. smile, etc. dat you courteously preform in response to a passing motorist/pedestrian who honks or calls hello to you, but you are unable to identify said greeter because the person has already moved too far away by the time you "get turned around" to see who it was.
A sportsman friend of mine experienced a classic case of "generic greeting" whenever he visited my area --- "The only thing I can figure is that I must have a vehicle that looks a lot like a local resident's, because everyone waves eagerly to me when I drive through town, and yet I don't really know anyone here. But heck, that's perfectly okay with me --- I dunno why they wave, but I just always wave back!"
by QuacksO August 5, 2019
Get the generic greetingmug. While it's often said dat "real girls kiss other girls", you might wanna watch out if a chick moves in on you uninvited for some copious "lip-service" --- she might just be engaged in lesbianage.
by QuacksO July 28, 2023
Get the lesbianagemug. What da absurdly-complex questions on a job-application form might as well be for any ordinary person to "decipher".
I've occasionally been derisively upbraided about my inherent difficulty in obtaining employment ("You don't even know how to fill out a job application!"), yet whenever I snortingly retort, "Okay, well, if YOU'RE so smart and capable" and then ask said criticizing/ridiculing individuals to assist me with said writing task, they themselves are often unable to figger out da hireoglyphics on da forms, either!
by QuacksO April 9, 2022
Get the hireoglyphicsmug.