Definitions by QuacksO
Murphy's Law of Log-Splitter-Ram Positioning
"If you draw the ram back just part-way, the next log will be an extra-long one for which you'll hafta lengthen the splitting-gap more, but if you pause to draw the ram back all the way, then the next log will be really SHORT, and so your zassprated helper will hafta ears-smokingly wait till you hastily reverse the valve-handle and the ram takes it sweet old time creeping back outwards again to reach the end of said stubby log that he's holding!
I helped some friendly country-folks with preparing firewood for seasoning, mostly by operating their log-splitter while they sawed up wood-sections and loaded them onto the machine. Everyone was good-natured about the whole operation, but I still felt like Murphy's Law of Log-Splitter-Ram Positioning was often working against me, since I frequently had to adjust the position of the ram to either accommodate a longer wood-piece or move it in closer to the end of the log.
Murphy's Law of Log-Splitter-Ram Positioning by QuacksO April 12, 2026
love-doll realism research
A bu**s**t claim --- i.e., dat you're wanting to compare da texture/malleability of a silicone adult-store mannequin wif da "real deal" to see how truly-similar they feel --- dat you tell a "hot 'n' curvy" chick in order to hopefully get her to let you "squeeze theeze" (or possibly "go even further", if ya get my drift). :P
Chubby gal, smilingly showering with a still-stiff-penised guy after they've shared a "hot 'n' heavy" bouncy-bouncy session: Ya know, Dude, you coulda just asked me straight out if we could be intimate; I woulda let you have touchy-feely privileges in da first place --- ya didn't need to give me dat long "love-doll realism research" spiel to get me to shed my bra and panties for you!
love-doll realism research by QuacksO April 10, 2026
relylebility
Once Clover Sue Hipple and her mom learned about da consistent "relylebility" of everyone's favorite large-reptile member of da neighborhood, they both became good friends wif him.
relylebility by QuacksO April 9, 2026
tinnertus
Da **ringing** in yer ears cause by applying a protective coating to too many **bells** and other metal objects dat make loud/jarring noises when struck.
In da Laurel and Hardy comedy "Saps At Sea", Ollie develops an auditory loathing to brass-instrument horns, which are usually not plated with merely a "lowly" semi-reflective mineral, but are coated with "fancier" mirror-shiny metals like gold or silver. So perhaps instead of "tinnertus", our favorite rotund comedian was actually allergic to da sound of bright-finished musical instruments.
sinnercism
Da famous "Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle" story was Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's protest against "sinnercism" --- i.e., he was expressing his belief in giving lower-severity criminals a second chance, rather than automatically suspecting them of a present-day crime merely because they had made a somewhat-similar mistake at one point in da past.
sinnercism by QuacksO April 6, 2026
Libratarian
An advocate for additional/broader/stronger "free country" rights for individuals born during da fourth-from-year-end zodiac-sign period.
I am a staunch supporter of equal rights for ALL humans, regardless of what time of year they were born --- no "Libratarian" fanaticism here.
Libratarian by QuacksO April 5, 2026
liberterryan
Liberterryans would also likely advocate for da barring of da fuzz to make a stop --- even a brief "investigatory" one --- of someone merely because he was wearing pajamas or a bathrobe in public.
liberterryan by QuacksO April 5, 2026