QuacksO's definitions
An institute of learning dat you'd hafta attend if you want to learn how to accurately measure how long da Staff Of Ra should be.
Anyone wishing to familiarize himself with ancient Egypt should attend an akadamy (Belloq & Co. should have taken note), but perhaps Colonel Vogel and his fellow Nazi mercs would have done well to go and study there, as well --- as Henry Jones Sr. tells him, "Goose-stepping morons like yourself should try **reading** books instead of **burning** them!"
by QuacksO April 23, 2022
Get the akadamymug. What a practicer of voodoo claims after leaving said creepy lifestyle behind and moving far away north near da Canadian border.
Maybe it is indeed true dat all my hexes live in Texas, but I still hafta use six-sided wrenches to adjust/install/remove ordinary bolts and nuts.
by QuacksO June 27, 2023
Get the all my hexes live in Texasmug. A short statement that expresses a general truth or principle regarding (A) a guy's "sausage", or (B) someone's being an a**h**e to everyone.
Ethan Couch's over-indulgent father made a dicktum to officials at the school, offering to buy the entire joint just so that he could be in control over how his spoiled-brat "Little Prince" was treated during classes.
by QuacksO September 6, 2020
Get the dicktummug. Refers to da blame laid on da highway-department foreman's you-know-what if da blacktop-repair job isn't done properly.
D.O.T. foreman: I always research a job thoroughly, make sure dat da site is cleaned and prepared properly, and tell my workers to pour and spread da tar correctly, so dat hopefully nobody will come after me with an "assfault" complaint.
by QuacksO January 8, 2023
Get the assfaultmug. A casually-flippant acronym-remark (stands for "Do as I say, not as I do") uttered by a habitual hypocrite in response to any and all "whistleblowers" who protest the consistency-deprived sinner's "talking out of both sides of his mouth" during his day-to-day behavior and interactions with the world in general.
Anytime I take exception to someone's overly-critical attitude towards me over seemingly-trivial issues, I carefully look over the criticizer's own life and try to seek out any shocking and/or glaringly-obvious ways that he himself "falls short", and I then throw these examples right back in his face. Usually he will at least grudgingly acknowledge my points as valid, shruggingly saying, "Ah, well --- touché, I guess," and then add as an afterthought, "Dais-naid".
by QuacksO November 6, 2018
Get the Dais-naidmug. Many of da stories in Da Brothers Grimm's book were morbid and violent; I much prefer da modern-day ferry tales, where everyone generally makes an effort to get along and work together.
by QuacksO September 4, 2022
Get the ferry talesmug. Refers to any case where Big Brother hypocritically "talks out of both sides of his mouth" in the management/oversight of certain economic policies; i.e., the Government loudly claims to approve/disapprove of a certain practice/behavior, yet they tax you or charge you extra if you actually "do the right thing" in that instance.
A classic example of "propriety-penalty" is the marriage-tax, whereby two people who marry are collectively charged more than twice the amount of income-tax that just one of them would have to pay "on his own", and government-provided financial assistance (i.e., Social Security, SSI Disability, etc.) that two benefits-eligible people receive is significantly reduced if they get married instead of merely practicing the socially-frowned-upon "co-habitating without a wedding band" living-arrangement... in both cases, you get "financially penalized" for "doing the right thing"! It's little wonder that so few couples --- especially the younger ones who might be required to pay income tax if their earnings are high enough --- want to "tie the knot" nowadays; these destructive monetary policies actually **encourage** love-birds to "misbehave" in this way.
by QuacksO August 1, 2018
Get the propriety-penaltymug.