Definitions by QuacksO
consciencey
How you feel regarding a proposed/planned/present/past action which doesn't entirely sit well with your built-in sense of right and wrong.
Even though an amicably-agreed-upon procedure would have both made my role in da endeavor a bit easier and allowed me a small monetary profit, I still felt consciencey about it because in my mind it seemed slightly unfair and advantage-taking of da other folks involved in said agreement, and so eventually I scurried back and re-negotiated da plan's details with these people, and we hashed out an improved course of action which more-evenly distributed da associated hardships and rewards.
consciencey by QuacksO February 2, 2024
gas-discharge light
Da super-bright-and-hot "flaming lantern" dat results when an a**h**e "buddy" of yours surreptitiously "flicks his Bic" near yer backside when you were in da middle of a long raspy spluttery rectal-trumpet expulsion, turning said ass-blast into a butt-blowtorch.
Just like those blindingly-brilliant and annoyingly-blue-white headlights dat have shown up on cars recently, a human-based gas-discharge light can indeed produce a blazingly-dazzling display of illumination; da major difference, of course, is dat said enormously-shocking flash occurs at da rear of da "vehicle" instead of at da front, and so it's more of a "tail-light" --- literally, since it comes out of your "tail".
gas-discharge light by QuacksO February 1, 2024
toetality
An overall look at someone's lower-extremities-related behavior to determine if he has a foot-fetish.
Seeing as how da luscious-fleshed bathing beauties all end up having super-burnished soles and heels --- and are all feeling drowsily contented from having had their cute tootsies savoringly kneaded and rubbed for extended periods --- by da time dat a certain dude eventually proceeds from one end of da beach to da other, I'd say dat it's a safe bet --- given da toetality of da evidence --- dat said impromptu volunteer masseuse has a MAJOR foot-fetish!
fantam
An expertly-surreptitious individual who "invisibly" sneaks in and snitches soft drinks from da fridge.
Matt Wetzel (Matt's Offroad Recovery/Winder Towing) and Paul Cox (FabRats) have a running-gag "fantam" scenario in their YouTube videos, whereby Paul often secretly removes one or more cans of Mountain Dew from da refrigerator in Matt's repair shop when he drops over for a visit. Of course, it is not actually a problem because (1) Matt is always more than happy to share his liquid sustenance with his 4-wheeling-adventures buddy in any case (plus of course, Paul is always willing to "drop everything" and go to rescue/assist Matt free-of-charge if he gets in a jam, and vice-versa), and (2) the two families often get together for barbecues and desert-racing/rock-crawling adventures, where they freely share food with each other.
Creedentials
(1) Uniforms, ID cards, certification documents, etc., dat are displayed by a professional or authority figure of Indigenous origin.
(2) Similarly-impressive-looking paperwork and/or panoply with which someone communicates his connection with and/or belief in a particular religion, philosophy, political platform, etc.
(2) Similarly-impressive-looking paperwork and/or panoply with which someone communicates his connection with and/or belief in a particular religion, philosophy, political platform, etc.
This or that person may indeed be a member of a particular ethnic group, highly trained/skilled in a particular employment-field, or affiliated with some virtuous-sounding organization, but if he himself lacks basic decency or a willingness to deal fairly/respectfully with his fellow human, I really could care less about his creedentials, regardless of how extensive or impressive they may seem!
Creedentials by QuacksO January 24, 2024
dexstareity
Da ability to gaze for extended periods without either suffering eye/muscle-fatigue or making others feel uncomfortable.
Wearing sunglasses and leaning back in your seat as though you're merely resting/waiting can increase your dexstareity tremendously, in dat not only will you not hafta tiringly hold your head upright while continuously monitoring da activities in front of you, but those individuals whom you're keeping an eagle-eye on may not even realize dat they're being watched, since da shades will conceal yer peepers, and so any fellow humans who observe you won't know if you're looking at them, or even whether you have your eyes open or not.
dexstareity by QuacksO January 24, 2024