A different-from-da-conventional-approach to business and religion, brainstormed by earthmoving-equipment magnate Robert Gilmour.
One should always consider all LeTourneautives before proceeding with potentially-controversial actions or policies.
by QuacksO March 20, 2021
How small children often are in a shared bedroom, at camp, or anywhere else where there are multi-level sleeping-berths.
Slumber parties can often get a bit rambunktious, so it's wise to have a patient-but-firm grownup handy to occasionally look in on said boisterous gathering and tell them, "Okay, guys --- settle down" if necessary.
by QuacksO July 13, 2025
A large Californian city where you either:
(1) have a high likelihood of getting da pink slip, or
(2) will easily find "willing" ladies.
(1) have a high likelihood of getting da pink slip, or
(2) will easily find "willing" ladies.
In Sackramento, there's more of a chance of GETTING LAID OFF due to being caught GETTING LAID by a co-worker, since so many of da chicks in dat area are exceptionally casual about dropping their drawers!
by QuacksO April 15, 2024
Tronald Dump seems to think he is God; I wonder how many dispiciples he has who actually agree with him.
by QuacksO December 07, 2018
A magazine subscription is especially handy for lazy hunting/sporting aficionados who don't want to bother with the tedious task of hand-loading individual rounds into ammo-clips; the subscription-service both provides you with filled magazines and takes away your empties for servicing and reloading.
by QuacksO February 27, 2018
A "step above" the infamous "cast-iron stomach", this term refers to a digestive tract that's supposedly so "bulletproof" that the eater can consume virtually anything that's even "remotely edible", such as burned/fermented dishes, food that's gone so stale that "even da dog won't touch it", etc.
A local farmer-family was gonna just toss a whole heaping bushel-basket full of overripe vegetables that they didn't wanna try to sell, but I hastily begged them to let me have the produce, since I have a stainless-steel stomach, and so I really didn't mind stuffing my face on squishy cucumbers, woody-skinned hubbards, and semi-flabby zucchini for da next few weeks, since it saved me something in Food Stamps. A bit of an insipid-tasting chore, to be sure, but fortunately I happen to really like cukes and squash. so it worked out okay for me.
by QuacksO November 15, 2018
In Mark Twain's "Huckleberry Finn", our hero uses da "Chewbaccy defense" --- namely, dat da Widow Douglas uses snuff herself --- regarding his wanting to smoke his pipe.
by QuacksO July 18, 2021