QuacksO's definitions

ostencilbly

How one would expect a painting-job using perforated overlays to turn out.

Creating fancy wall-designs with patterned paint-rollers would ostencilbly be quicker and easier than using punched oil-boards.

by QuacksO April 22, 2024

collarship

An all-expenses-waived course for Fido to attend obedience school or any other canine-related educational establishment.

Certain members of Man's best friends may qualify for a full collarship, such as those who are exceptionally even-tempered, are registered therapy-dogs, or are extra-intelligent canines who are being trained to assist disabled people.

by QuacksO January 22, 2015

stopulation

A rule or condition regarding cessation of motion.

If there are no other vehicles near a red-octagonal-sign-marked intersection, having to actually jam on your brakes and come to a halt seems like a hugely-unreasonable stopulation!

by QuacksO April 7, 2022

tart liability

What da hissy-fit-and-beheading-order-prone Queen of Hearts was trying to claim dat da Knave of Hearts had, since his absconding with da royal pastries had supposedly caused her such tremendous emotional distress.

Since da Knave of Hearts had apparently returned da "sweet treats" dat he'd previously taken (Alice sees them on the courtroom table), would his tart liability have been erased?

by QuacksO March 23, 2025

Wholigan

Da Grinch (duh!).

Everyone's favorite furry green Christmas --- oops, I mean, WINTER HOLIDAY --- party-crasher was a real "Wholigan" until he learned da true meaning of Chris--- oops, there I go again, being politically-incorrect for modern times!

by QuacksO May 29, 2022

rival suedher

A dude competing for a chick's affections who brings legal action against her for some ruined-romance-related matter, such as her not "being loyal" to or spending a promised amount of time with him, failing to return money dat he'd loaned her and she'd promised to pay back if she started dating someone else, etc.

A lady should be very careful how she treats the special men in her life --- a rival SUITOR can quickly become a rival SUEDHER; this term can also sometimes even mean one of two or more "old flame" plaintiffs who ALL feel dat she has wronged them in some way.

by QuacksO April 1, 2023

nightstallion

Can refer to two totally-different bed-related things:
(1) A good, happy, peaceful dream
(2) An exceptionally virile and energetic dude who literally wants to "do it till dawn".

I never understood why bad dreams were called nightMARES and good dreams are nightSTALLIONS... in the stock-breeding world, we all know that mares are much easier to saddle-break than stallions, so why give "da ladies" such a bad rap??

by QuacksO November 21, 2018