Definitions by QuacksO

GPeeS 

A vehicle-navigation system dat directs you to da nearest restroom-locale.

If I wet my pants while following a GPeeS's directives, can I get my money back?

GPeeS by QuacksO December 30, 2024

JeeP-S 

A vehicle-navigation system dat gives you routes through such rough terrain dat only a dedicated 4-wheel-drive buggy could traverse them!

Bob Munro apparently was following da directions of a "JeeP-S" when he took da rutted mountain-trail, since he high-centered da RV on a boulder in da movie.

JeeP-S by QuacksO December 30, 2024

Ponzidriv 

A "tightly-controlled" type of "tool" in da shady-business world dat really "puts a twist" on da apparent nature of a speculation deal, and then leaves da unfortunate investors majorly "screwed", often because they unwittingly "bit" off more than they could chew.

A Ponzidriv business-model may indeed seem like a "snug-'n'-solid fit" when first starting out, but then after everything comes "unslotted" somewhere down da line, there's bound to be considerable "slippage" at multiple levels!

Ponzidriv by QuacksO December 30, 2024

exzillowration 

Da heady juiced-up feeling dat you get whenever you successfully make a major real-estate deal.

Shysters like George C. Parker and Charles Ponzi must have experienced exzillowration on a regular basis during their heydays; unfortunately, their less-than-honorable business-dealings eventually caught up with them.

exzillowration by QuacksO December 30, 2024

fitigue 

Weariness from staying-in-shape efforts.

FITigue may indeed come from hittin' da weights too much, but FATigue is what someone who DOESN'T exercise enough suffers, and I don't see how dat is any less physically debilitating.

fitigue by QuacksO December 28, 2024

evidunce

Corroborating proof dat is so obvious and irrefutable dat nobody of even severely-limited intelligence (policemen, judges, politicians, etc. often do not rise to this level of brain-capability) could fail to see it.

Even when presented with a mountain of evidunce, Tronald Dump and his fat-cat government cronies seem oblivious to it.

evidunce by QuacksO December 28, 2024

affectionate-gesture menu

Ya want HUGZ, KISSIZ, SNUGGLEZ, CUDDLEZ, or NUZZLEZ? :D

An easy and totally-satisfying-for-both-parties response for a fluffy little number to give if a huge mushy-hearted guy smilingly offers her an affectionate-gesture menu would be, "Just cradle me in yer lap and nestle yer ear against my cheek."

affectionate-gesture menu by QuacksO December 28, 2024