hairitage

Da genes-related status of one's cranial-fur.
I wonder dat Rapunzel had such an unusual hairitage, since no mention is made of her Mom or Dad's having particularly luxuriant tresses.
by QuacksO February 19, 2021
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looks don't matter to me

But no promises if I am hanging out with a flat-chested "plan Jane", and a buxom "cutie with a booty" happens by.
In the classic 1976 "wet 'n' juicy" movie "Corps brûlants", the young Eric temporarily abandons his bosomy teenage-brunette girlfriend Corrine for an older blonde hottie, but then soon realizes that his similar-aged cutie-chick lover is much better suited to him, after all. Why he ever suffered even this brief "hiccup" in his affections for the delicately-freckled Corinne has always been a mystery to me, though, since even a "looks don't matter to me" defense wouldn't wash here... his gentle-natured sweetie-pie had softer and more-attractive facial-features --- and noticeably bigger/firmer boobs --- than the somewhat-shallow-personalitied older lady whom he'd shown interest in, and so I cannot understand what he'd seen in that boring flaxen-haired dame, anyway.
by QuacksO December 25, 2019
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consciencetitutional

Both legally and ethically/morally acceptable.
So many actions --- or lack thereof --- are logical and reasonable as far as everyday compassion and common sense are concerned, yet they are not okay in da eyes of da law. And by da same token, lots of things are totally legal as far as courts and da U.S. Code are concerned, but really suck due to da unfairly negative results dat they have on John Q. Public, da economy and/or environment, etc. Why can't we just merge both sets of standards so dat all of our directives can be classified as "consciencetitutional", satisfying both legal and ethical boundaries at da same time???
by QuacksO May 09, 2022
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interfearence

A terror-causing action or situation dat hampers progress.
In one of da "Beep! Beep! The Roadrunner" comics, Wile E. Coyote catches a "beeper" who's visiting from England, and is preparing to cook him in his stewpot. One of da fellow roadrunners calls up and uses "interfearence" --- i.e., impersonating an official from da "International Coyote Committee" and threatening Wile E. wif a termination of his membership if he "breaks the law by eating a foreign bird" --- to flimflam said bloodthirsty carnivore into releasing said "old country" denizen.
by QuacksO December 07, 2021
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fracketeering

Shady fraudulent dealings that Big Oil engages in to acquire approval for hydraulic mining.
I hear that X-on and other greedy "big biz" corporations are paying humongous bribes to government officials for permits to hydraulically mine for oil and other valuable resources, even in places where such operations are dangerous to the environment... sounds like a classic case of fracketeering to me.
by QuacksO September 13, 2020
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fracketeering

Shady fraudulent dealings that Big Oil engages in to acquire approval for hydraulic mining.
I hear that X-on and other greedy "big biz" corporations are paying humongous bribes to government officials for permits to hydraulically mine for oil and other valuable resources, even in places where such operations are dangerous to the environment... sounds like a classic case of fracketeering to me.
by QuacksO September 08, 2020
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fracketeering

Shady fraudulent dealings that Big Oil engages in to acquire approval for hydraulic mining.
I hear that X-on and other greedy "big biz" corporations are paying humongous bribes to government officials for permits to hydraulically mine for oil and other valuable resources, even in places where such operations are dangerous to the environment... sounds like a classic case of fracketeering to me.
by QuacksO September 11, 2020
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