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terrortory

An area of real estate utilized by someone to frighten others.
My neighbor is usually a calm reserved sort, but every Halloween he "goes wild" with da decorations, and his property becomes a bleepin' TERRORTORY!!!
by QuacksO June 5, 2019
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Exxoff

Refers to where you opt out (as in, marking an "X" to "sign off") of purchasing anything from Standard Oil Company.
Thousands of people did a total Exxoff after the Valdez tanker-accident in Alaska in 1989.
by QuacksO August 2, 2019
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endoorance

Da overall robustness and longevity of a hinged/sliding wall-portion.
In da "Garrish Summit" segment of da "Bob and Ray Radio Show", da lack of corporate endoorance under da spineless Rodney Merchfield's leadership led to his selling said office-panels for $12 each to settle the week's petty-cash account.
by QuacksO April 16, 2022
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royal flush

Can refer to either of two "throne-based" occurrences:
(A) An embarrassing event which causes red-cheeked humiliation ("flushing") to The Crown, such as Charles and Diana's rocky/brief marriage after such a lavish/heavily-hyped wedding, their subsequent affairs, and Di's suspicious/untimely death.
(B) A humongous porcelain-bowl rinsing with abnormally-copious floods of H-2-0; it involves filling two or more buckets or other sizable vessels with water, raising the toilet-seat and removing the tank-cover, and then recruiting one or more assistants with strong muscles (AND strong **stomachs**!) so that you can then both hold the toilet's handle down and quickly pour additional water into the tank and down the bowl at the same time, creating a massive torrential swirly that is far more voluminous and longer-lasting than usual. This extreme measure can indeed be **sometimes** effective for clearing a plugged toilet-drain, but it can also messily "backfire" (i.e., send filthy stinky water cascading out in all directions) if the clog decides to be extra-stubborn --- user-discretion is strongly advised. Use of liquid/gel drain-opener is not recommended here, either, in case of said "backlash", since the errant drain-opener can cause severe burns and/or property damage.
My toddler-nephews love to spool off yards of tissue and toss it down the crapper when they come to visit, and so the wife and I are always obliged to give the guest-room toilet a royal flush after they leave.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
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catastrohphe

A severe mishap caused by and/or involving either Austrian rum or Detroit beer.
In da infamous/hilarious "How to change the oil in your car --- woman's way vs. man's way" essay, da dude's beer-soaked way has about ten times as many steps as da gal's, and ends in a total catastrohphe!
by QuacksO July 28, 2021
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Wiccapedia

The comprehensive reader-editable online-information page for all things black magic.
If the Puritans had had access to Wiccapedia "way back when", they would have been able to be more familiar with/educated about the whole subject, and then perhaps the infamous trials in Salem, Massachusetts would never have taken place.
by QuacksO August 4, 2018
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Toyoda

Da brand of space-travel vehicle dat everyone's favorite small elderly pointy-eared alien-dude drives.
Is da famed Jedi Master also da founder of Toyoda Corporation, or did they just name da company after him in honor for all he did for da Resistance?
by QuacksO October 15, 2024
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