QuacksO's definitions
by QuacksO November 4, 2025
Get the hauntrepreneurmug. Anytime I go returnables-collecting wif a cute chick, I always take it upon myself to do any crawling back into briars or other "dangerous to one's skin" areas to retrieve discarded empties, so as to avoid her delicate complexion's getting any lasserations.
by QuacksO August 4, 2021
Get the lasserationmug. Da illness dat David Bruce Banner contracted from his irresponsible experimenting wif gamma-wave crap. Besides developing green skin and grotesquely-bulging muscles, symptoms of said disease typically show up as brief periods of super-human strength, intense anger, irrational limb-flailing and roaring, etc.
If da Incredible Hulk had raybies due to excessive exposure to gamma-particles, I wonder if dat is something like what happened in da case of Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, as well --- maybe da nasty medicinal cocktail dat da Good Doctor drank was laced wif a radioactive substance dat produced a similar "normal vs. maniacal" effect?
by QuacksO May 24, 2020
Get the raybiesmug. Someone who is a mere shadow of his former self due to his having accepted too many dangerously-foolhardy challenges during his younger days.
Da term "darelict" could also refer to an unsafe "ancient" structure dat attracts unwise individuals who try to coerce each other to enter and/or perform insane actions upon said abandoned/condemned man-made objects.
by QuacksO May 11, 2023
Get the darelictmug. A protective rubber sleeve designed to fit over da love-pipe of a male prior to said appendage's "performing its function", and intended to prevent unwanted pregnancies and other disagreeable "surprises" caused by sexual intercourse among genetically-engineered humanoids.
Perhaps Captain Kirk wished dat da parents of a certain hot-tempered and overly-rebellious male associate had worn "khandoms" prior to said "wrathful" individual's conception!
by QuacksO December 24, 2022
Get the khandommug. What you succeeded in doing when you failed to understand local natives' warnings during a visit to Cols and went noisily/splashingly wading in a creek that is inhabited by fearsome-toothed red-colored anglerfish-like predators.
If you don't want your gravestone to read, "Missed the point --- pissed the moint", you should closely listen and comprehend what your intergalactic tour-guide tells you about the dangerous plants and animals on a particular planet or asteroid that you're planning on visiting.
by QuacksO October 23, 2019
Get the pissed the mointmug. The standard bu**s**t reply that a professed religious-freak half-heartedly tries to appease you with whenever you ask a "tough" theology-related question that he does not actually have a "ready" or "satisfactory" answer for, such as, "Well, if God truly loves Mankind, why does He allow bad things to happen to good people?", or, "Yeah, right --- well, tell me this, then --- if your 'perfect God' is so kind and compassionate and merciful, why did He allow my {some beloved relative/friend who became deceased way too early in life} to die?!"
I get sooooo sick ‘n’ tired of hearing that stupid-a** wooden-smile-expressioned response of "Well, that's something best left up to Jesus Christ," whenever I indignantly fire back a perfectly logical question at a local Bible-blabber who is trying to "bring me into the true fold” --- hey, I'm not interested in waiting for "Jesus Christ" to answer my question "all in His good time"!! I want an actual straight solid definite answer --- and one that truly makes logical sense to me --- RIGHT AWAY, not in FIFTY BLEEPIN' YEARS or however long I'm sposta hafta wait to "receive divine enlightenment”! How da HECK can a supposedly-enlightened "born-aginner" except me to wanna listen to his b**l-crap preachings or accept his beliefs if he himself can't even come up with a proper answer to a simple query that a non-believer would logically ask him? Zheee-yeeesh --- he isn’t even following the “old Scout motto” of “be prepared”!!
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
Get the That's something best left up to Jesus Christmug.