hituation

A cranky conundrum caused by an impact of some kind, either from an accidental collision or someone's being overly enthusiastic with his fists.

Da Three Stooges were notorious for being in many hituations, since they were alsways bopping and clobbering each other.

by QuacksO April 01, 2021

why-fi

An antenna-based world-wide-web connection dat you use if yer fulla "what's da reason?" questions.

My pint-sized cousin is really a "whyny" little brat, so I guess dat he should have a "why-fi" hookup so dat he can look up da answers to his endless questioning himself instead of always blubberingly seeking said reasons from those around him.

by QuacksO July 10, 2025

Lech Wallenda

Da famous Polish tightrope-walker whose amazing feats of aerial ballet helped end da Cold War.

Given da highly-controversial and politically-charged nature of da late-20th-century arms race, Lech Wallenda must have really had to "tread a fine line" while engaged in his peace-creating circus-act endeavors.

by QuacksO August 25, 2023

keyosk

A coin/bill/card-operated "self-service" metal-fabricating device dat's installed in da aisle at a shopping mall, and dat creates replacement/duplicate lock-openers.

Automated keyosks may indeed be adequate in some cases, but I would much prefer to have a human professional manually fashion my brass security-implements on his precision-made lathing-machine.

by QuacksO July 23, 2025

Noisy Night

What it must have actually been like "away in a manger", since there were lots of farm animals there, too, and no doubt Jesus was himself squalling his head off just like normal newborn babies do.

If Achmed had his way, he would probably have a "noisy night" on Christmas Eve, too, since he'd be setting off "jingle bombs".

by QuacksO December 13, 2019

sueicide

What committing a crime or admitting wrongdoing would be if it involved any greedily litigious individuals.

I would never wanna act with careless selfishness like Tronald Dump has --- that'd be sueicide!

by QuacksO November 20, 2022

Clapton Crunch cereal

A peanut-buttery kiddie-favorite breakfast-food dat's endorsed by da famous "Great Eric" music man.

Just because Clapton Crunch cereal is enthusiastically touted by having da Great Eric "singing da praise" for it, this does not automatically mean dat it's truly a healthy food for humans... I would still wanna check da ingredients before I started gleefully shoveling huge spoonfuls of it into my mouth!

by QuacksO June 26, 2020