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Everyone should be forgiven for an occasional grouchy remark or noisy outburst, but there's seldom any excuse for a habitchual offender... if he really feels that wound up and irritable all the time, he should seek professional help for his own sanity and that of everyone around him.
by QuacksO January 7, 2019
Get the habitchual offender mug.Or "killerwatts". Refers to da voluminous "angry pixies" dat Debbie Jellinsky utilized to try to eliminate da Addams family; thanks to Pubert's "nick of time" re-wiring actions, however, said spendthrift black widow ended up merely frying herself.
Perhaps Debbie Jellinsky should have initially used a milder dose of killowatts to make sure that the electric-chair wires were hooked up correctly before she applied the "mega-zap" that totally reduced her to a pile of ashes.
by QuacksO September 19, 2019
Get the killowatts mug.Da weird incomprehensible babbling lingo/slang/dialect dat "seasoned" mariners use when discussing da triangular sail at da prow of a schooner.
I always take an experienced sailor along with me whenever I venture very far from shore in my sailing-yacht, to help me translate the rapid-fire jibberish spoken by the rest of my crew.
by QuacksO October 18, 2019
Get the jibberish mug.A form of government-operation whereby you are guaranteed "level" or "fair overall" treatment if you are generous with your "checks" to bribe local/state/federal officials, or if you are sufficiently rich (i.e., you have a large enough "balance" in da bank) that said officials feel obliged to make special allowances for you.
We may ostensibly have a "checks and balances" system, but it never seems to help out "da little guy" very much.
by QuacksO January 1, 2019
Get the "checks and balances" system mug.There was so much skullduggery and controversy regarding workers' having their pay adjusted while building the local boat-tieup platforms dat you could have made a major dockumentary about it!
by QuacksO April 2, 2022
Get the dockumentary mug.What da gal's parents in a shotgun wedding try to ensure dat da "loose with his zipper" dude's marriage to their daughter is gonna be.
Da singers in Da Yoopers' songs "Three Months Late" and "Da Couch Dat Burps" speak of a spermanent marriage of a young couple dat was prompted by da gal's missing several of her periods following a night of drunken "fun times".
by QuacksO January 14, 2020
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