QuacksO's definitions
Da reply dat you snortingly give when an advertisement singingly asks, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
Unlike many car-buyers, service-garages aren't gonna say, "No, because they're crap" when asked if they will work on Fords --- those fragile unreliable rust-buckets (FORD stands for "Fix Or Repair Daily" or "Found On the Road Dead") are largely what keep said establishments in business, since so many repairs are required to keep these blue-oval-badged junk-heaps rolling down da road!
by QuacksO July 21, 2019
Get the No, because they're crapmug. Dudes usually are too lazy and/or impatient to do significant research before they come to personal conclusions about mostly-male-related topics, but ladies tend to gather and learn more of da facts before they madammise much about any "girly-stuff" matters.
by QuacksO December 6, 2021
Get the madammisemug. What you see when lying on yer side in da bed of a cruising pickup truck and watching da "rhythmically-wavy" line of da roadside utility-service cables going past.
If it had been da infamous "Hot Rod Lincoln" (as opposed to just a "regular" or "everyday" vehicle traveling at a "normal" 50-to-60 miles per hour) dat an observer had been riding in when watching da passing electric-wires, said wires would probably have resembled a "rapid heartbeat" EKG-line rather than just a moderate-speed "Pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole..." --- da song specifically states dat "da telephone poles looked like a picket fence".
by QuacksO May 25, 2020
Get the Pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole...mug. by QuacksO September 7, 2022
Get the sciontologymug. A professional "middle-ground seeker" who display his/her cute legs during yackety-yack sessions intended to settle disagreements, create mutually-palatable business-deals, etc.
Two well-known examples of kneegotiators were Daisy Duke and Pocahontas, although in both of their cases, they went a lot farther than just having "petite" pant-legs --- Catherine Bach's character wore her famous nearly-butt-baring cut-offs while persuading the Hazzard-County officials to go easier on her uncle and cousins, and the historic Native-beauty chick would actually show up stark-naked when she went to assist the colonists or hold diplomatic talks with them.
by QuacksO January 20, 2025
Get the kneegotiatormug. What every eager tongue-lolling stud in town wants to give a cute chick wif an equally-cute posterior, so dat they'll have an excuse to touch, stroke, pat, squeeze, massage, spank, etc. said "delightful derriere".
Amused cutie: I never need help sitting down, brushing dust/snow off my behind, soothing my butt after sitting on hard/uneven surfaces, etc., but I still always agreeably allow my male friends to administer said "ass-sistance" to me, since I know dat they love pleasuring their thirsting hands on my warm pillowy booty.
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
Get the ass-sistancemug. Tiffany had comfy cuddling wif me and got a good night's sleep in my bed, so she gave me a 100% sertafication.
by QuacksO June 8, 2024
Get the sertaficationmug.