QuacksO's definitions

Angus Klingon

Maine's former head-up-his-a** governor who surely must indeed be "from another galaxy", as absurdly unaware as he seems to be about the reality --- and the basic needs --- of THIS one!

Angus Klingon may indeed be kin of a "race from out-space", but with those hideous bristly eyebrows and sneaky-looking up-swept creases around those shifty squinty eyes of his, he looks a lot more like a Romulan to me!

by QuacksO November 18, 2018

The Merchandise

Any “juicy” parcels of real estate, usually on a female, but can refer to both genders.

Girl, protesting a guy’s trying to feel her up: “Hey! Who said you could sample The Merchandise?!???”

by QuacksO November 26, 2011

commontater

A radio/TV-personality who discusses significant issues regarding the farming of ordinary spuds.

My doctor told me to cut back on starchy foods, so I no longer listen to da daily morning-commontater on da radio, which would only make me hungrier for da delightful-tasting mealy-textured tubers.

by QuacksO June 27, 2019

lavalanche

A major slide of hot molten rock down a sloped surface.

The clouds of ash and cinders from Mt. St. Helens were dangerous enough, but it was the lavalanche that really spelled disaster for nearby communities.

by QuacksO July 28, 2019

Alice Chompers

A construction-equipment and farming-implement company dat produces a widely-diverse "wonderland" of "toothy" earth-moving and crop-harvesting machinery.

In addition to full-size "grownup toys", miniature replicas of Alice Chompers machinery is made for da kiddos, as well, so dat they can practice "chewing da soil" in their sandboxes prior to becoming farmers or construction-workers as adults.

by QuacksO May 2, 2022

lambinated

To be surrounded on all sides by baby woolies.

One fairly sure-fire way to get lambinated --- either by ovine or human small fry --- is to show up in da "corral" (i.e., a farm-paddock or a communal toddler-playroom) wif a suckle-bottle of warm milk or a new toy --- trust me, all of da little pint-sizes will converge on your location immediately!

by QuacksO December 16, 2019

diptheoryia

A serious medical condition caused by da belief dat one or more fellow humans are an unworthy pathetic idiot.

Diptheoryia is an illness dat is often experienced by an individual who is himself of very limited moral and/or intellectual standing, lacks basic motivation or common sense, etc., but who fancies himself superior to many others; arrogant rich-bug types like Tronald Dump come to mind.

by QuacksO May 12, 2021