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Definitions by QuacksO

Stoppages in a schedule dat are caused by flowered necklaces.
When I went to da LUAU to find some hot chicks to satisfy my ragingly-hard LULU, I encountered numerous DELEIS which repeatedly DELAID me --- i.e., lots of gorgeous Hawaiian ladies sequentially stopped me to smilingly drape fragrant-blossomed friendship-wreathes around my neck and give me kisses, and so these customary welcoming-gestures momentarily postponed their spreading their legs for me each time. I didn't mind, though, since it was an extra warm-mannered affection-perk for me from said tanned damsels, plus of course it also meant dat I was given access to both their upstairs AND downstairs "lips".
deleis by QuacksO March 30, 2025

asstrology 

Predictive/analytical research based on da size, shape, firmness, color, texture, etc. of someone's behind.
Asstrology can also be employed to determine your chances of "getting some".
asstrology by QuacksO March 30, 2025

asstronomy 

Da study of "moons".
It's a free country, and so if you wanna pursue a career in asstronomy, there's no law to stop ya --- just be aware, though, dat few people perceive any value in dat crap, and so sooner or later you'll likely get "mooned" by one or more derisive observers.
asstronomy by QuacksO March 30, 2025

subtleteas 

Barely-perceptible variations in boiled herbal-beverages.
James Bond always asks for "shaken but not stirred" during his formal dinners, but said "subtlety" in culinary preference refers to an alcoholic drink, and so it does not involve any "subtleteas" --- his many relationships with hot women do indeed include ample "subtletease", but DAT relates to entirely different subject-matter! Same deal wif "subtletees", which da shamelessly-cheating Auric Goldfinger ran afoul of at da 18th hole when Bond insisted on da previously-agreed-upon "strict rules of golf".
subtleteas by QuacksO March 30, 2025

motion sickness 

When you wanna barf from witnessing/filing too many court-petition proceedings.
Now dat Fletcher Reede has to tell da truth all da time, he might get motion sickness from da voluminous courtroom wranglings dat he has to deal with on a daily basis.
motion sickness by QuacksO March 29, 2025

You're gonna need a bigger mansion 

What da ghostbusters told da owners of da infamous Long Island "horror house" when they saw da true scope of said dwelling's supernatural presence.
As substantial as da three-story domicile on Ocean Avenue in AmityVILLE has become, one hasta wonder if da former owners were told, "You're gonna need a bigger MANSION" in order to better deal with said residence's paranormal entities, just as Amity ISLAND's deep-sea-fishing captain was told dat he was gonna need a bigger BOAT when they saw da actual size of da aquatic carnivore dat they were dealing with.

overdraft fee 

A resources-expenditure dat a "willing" chick requests from you due to your having whooshingly farted during a vigorous bouncy-bouncy wif her, causing her to feel a breeze on her upper thighs.
If you have da tendency to break wind frequently/uncontrollably, it's wise to reveal said fact beforehand to a chick wif whom you're arranging to be intimate, and ask her if she charges gassy guys an overdraft fee.
overdraft fee by QuacksO March 29, 2025