Definitions by QuacksO
assordid
Used to describe details that are both numerous and “juicy”, but which are not suitable to discuss in front of ladies or children. Usually uttered in an uncomplimentary context, where the speaker feels revulsion or disgust, or is upset with the loose-tongued “reporter” for not having more discretion in what details he is choosing to divulge.
Clueless guy: Wow, you should see the awesome collection of secret-fantasy toys that Barry has! He’s got zebra-striped-fur-lined handcuffs, a gold-plated whipped-cream dispenser, stainless-steel-studded black-leather collars and belts with ---“
Squeamish dude: Uggghhhhh… TMI, Bud! Spare me the assordid details!
Squeamish dude: Uggghhhhh… TMI, Bud! Spare me the assordid details!
bank account withdrawal
That acute and all-consuming feeling of bored emptiness, melancholy, cranky dissatisfaction, etc. that comes when one accustomed to a lavish lifestyle has completely drained his financial resources and thus has to start economizing, or when a “caring” (read, “tough-love”!) parent/spouse/dutch uncle has suspended the squanderer’s spending privileges until such time as he is deemed worthy/responsible enough to manage his own finances again.
Cool chick: Yo! Why the long face, girl?
Hip lass: Oh, just major bank account withdrawal syndrome --- my boyfriend was sick of bailing me out, so he took away my debit and credit cards, and enrolled me in a free community college course in frugal money management.
Cool chick: Yeeee-gads! Major bummer, honey! Well, I’ll be a good sport and take the course, too, so I can sit with you for emotional support. Besides, I could use a little help myself in that regard.
Hip lass: Oh, just major bank account withdrawal syndrome --- my boyfriend was sick of bailing me out, so he took away my debit and credit cards, and enrolled me in a free community college course in frugal money management.
Cool chick: Yeeee-gads! Major bummer, honey! Well, I’ll be a good sport and take the course, too, so I can sit with you for emotional support. Besides, I could use a little help myself in that regard.
bank account withdrawal by QuacksO November 23, 2011
clashic
Means "classic clash". A simplified term for "ye typical state of perpetual chaos and/or constant acrimonious disagreement". Refers to any well-known type of dysfunctional relationship or partnership that is traditionally fraught with frequent strife and extended spells of loud/heated bickering. Usually used in a non-violent context to indicate verbal and emotional conflict only.
quackola
Medical advice of questionable (at least, in the speaker's opinion) nature/origin, especially if it involves something undesirable, such as yucky-tasting foods/supplements, unwanted or disagreeable adjustments in diet/lifestyle, excessively strenuous exercise, etc.
My doctor wants me to lose weight, eat salads and vegetables, give up red meat and beer, exercise, and take a whole bunch of hard sticky pills and bitter powders! Yeah --- RIGHT!! Like I'm gonna sweat and toil and withstand that kinda TORTURE just for my HEALTH?! Heck, I'd rather live with my maladies and die a few years sooner than suffer with all of his quackola... what good is living a bit longer if you're hungry and miserable all the time?!?!???
snooze-cement
That completely invisible but annoyingly effective "glue" that always seems to form between two bedfellows who are cuddling "sans-clothing", creating a damp and tacky "skin-to-skin" bond which becomes (often painfully!) apparent only when either snoozer attempts to turn over or otherwise change position; this is especially a problem on warm nights and/or if one or both slumberers is of the "corpulent" variety.
Chubby girl: Ouch --- WATCH it, Mr. Sticky Man! You're pinching my boobie and stretching my underarm-flaps!
Half-asleep guy: Huhhh...? Oh, sorry, hunny --- it's that yucky snooze-cement again.
Half-asleep guy: Huhhh...? Oh, sorry, hunny --- it's that yucky snooze-cement again.
snooze-cement by QuacksO November 17, 2011
Droppler Effect
The weary jaded feeling of "letdown" that one usually experiences after a much-anticipated event (such as a talent-concert or other much-hyped cultural bash, dinner-date, "important" business meeting, etc.) which turns out to be significantly less satisfying or worthwhile than had been expected or hoped for. So, like the "Doppler Effect" that is heard as a noisy vehicle zooms by (the sound of the jalopy's engine is higher as it bears down on your position and then drops drastically in pitch as it rushes headlong into the distance), one's mood and emotions suffer a similar "roller-coaster" or "sugar-crash" journey... you are all keyed up and excited beforehand with your heartbeat going a-mile-a-minute as you eagerly anticipate the looked-forward-to event, and then afterwards you feel disappointed and exhausted, with your whole being slowed into a state of draggy disillusionment.
Cool dude #1: Zheesh, man --- THAT garage band really sucked... dunno when I've ever heard worse performing!
Cool dude #2: Ya, fer shure, buddy --- major Droppler Effect from THAT one!
Cool dude #2: Ya, fer shure, buddy --- major Droppler Effect from THAT one!
Droppler Effect by QuacksO November 17, 2011
wing-flaps
The thick jiggly folds of excess "webbing" that form below one's armpits due either to advanced age or his having gained more than a few pounds.
Teenager: Gramma!! Haven't seen you in ages!! C'mere so I can give ya a big ole' squeeze!!
Old fogey: Okay, but take it easy with my wing-flaps!
Old fogey: Okay, but take it easy with my wing-flaps!
wing-flaps by QuacksO November 17, 2011