Definitions by QuacksO

schweet 

Refers to a situation, cooperative agreement, lucky break, social or intellectual breakthrough, etc. which the speaker finds or considers to be so wonderful, satisfying, relieving, emotionally fulfilling, etc. that it is even better than being merely "sweet". Often said to the provider of the exceptional condition, either to express the speaker's profound joy or to show his unparalleled appreciation for the provider's concerted efforts in accommodating him.

Contractor: Business has been quite slow lately at the heavy-equipment yard, so with a bit of bargaining and negotiating, I was able to get the weekend dozer-rental at a 50% savings, which I'll pass long to you.
Homeowner: Schweet...!

schweet by QuacksO December 6, 2011

Mr. Badwrench 

Denotes someone whom the speaker distrusts/has strong doubts about regarding his being a good/competent/knowledgeable mechanic.

I don't want to take my car to that little corner garage --- Mr. Badwrench works there.

Mr. Badwrench by QuacksO December 4, 2011

9,1,1-Trichloroethane 

Sarcastic term used for any toxic compound, often spoken in an anxious/alarmed tone of voice to indicate the speaker's horror or distress at even the thought/possibility of said chemical being used, and implying to any listeners that he fears that the use of said chemical might very likely necessitate calling 911.

Homeowner: Now, wait a sec --- I got toddlers and pets, remember! You’re not gonna use some kinda dangerous 9,1,1-Trichloroethane-crap on my floor, are you?
Carpet-cleaning service guy: Oh, no, Ma'am --- this is all environmentally-friendly detergent --- 100% natural and biodegradable ingredients.

9,1,1-Trichloroethane by QuacksO December 3, 2011

sandy claws 

Garfield at the beach.

Jon: Hey, ya big dusty tabby-cat! Keep your sandy claws off my beach-towel!

sandy claws by QuacksO December 3, 2011

grim grins 

Ironic and somber-faced jest used to temporarily make light of a serious matter, situation, or topic, in order to help everyone involved to maintain his sanity and composure about it.

Concerned citizen #1: Well, if the nuke-plant does blow its top and blankets everything for 1000 square miles with glowing radioactive fallout, at least it'll save on batteries --- we won't need flashlights to see at night.
Concerned citizen #2: Yup, that thought's a case of grim grins, all right!

grim grins by QuacksO December 3, 2011

titters 

Stifled snickers and whispered comments uttered by the various members of a group of guys when they observe that the bikini-top, bra, etc. worn by a female (particularly one whom the guys are not overly fond of, either because they view her as being “full of herself”, or because she shoves lots of criticism and unwanted advice down their throats and/or otherwise acts like a feminist b***h to them) has slipped aside or come off without her being aware of it, leaving at least one of her titties exposed.

Us guys were just trying to soak up some afternoon sunshine at the beach, but that local “neighborhood grandma” was standing there blocking our light and trying to lecture us about the “fallacies of laziness”. Didn't we have some major titters when her limp skimpy string-thing slipped up and we stared at her hooters all during the speech --- we didn't hear a word she said! Wonder what kinda mortified hissy-fit she had sometime later on whenever she finally discovered it! Served her right --- some NERVE she had, disturbing our relaxation by regaling us with her long-winded harangue about “you will regret your indolence later in life”!

titters by QuacksO November 29, 2011

sweetmeats 

Those “choice and delectable” areas of the human body (male or female) which members of the opposite gender most enjoy seeing and/or touching.

Guy talking to his buddy at the beach: Wooohooooo! Look at the sweetmeats on THAT chick!

sweetmeats by QuacksO November 29, 2011