Definitions by QuacksO
screwtinize
Where you minutely examine a document or other object to see if its creator is trying to screw with you.
It's too bad that the Native Americans were so trusting --- and susceptible to the judgement-altering effects of the white man's "fire-water" --- to not screwtinize the documents they were given to sign, which basically turned over their entire lands and destroyed the peaceably-spiritual and ecology-respecting lifestyles that they were accustomed to.
screwtinize by QuacksO August 14, 2018
thingamajiggle
Any "floppy 'n' dangly" part of an older person's body that they have become too senile to remember the name of.
Little old lady (indicating one of her wing-flaps with her other hand): I have intermittent pain and numbness in my thingamajiggle here.
Doctor (smiling amusedly at the lady's terminology): Really --- you don't say, Mrs. Jones. Well, I imagine that could indeed be a bit serious --- better step into my examination-room right away.
Doctor (smiling amusedly at the lady's terminology): Really --- you don't say, Mrs. Jones. Well, I imagine that could indeed be a bit serious --- better step into my examination-room right away.
thingamajiggle by QuacksO August 12, 2018
suckcum to temptation
Where a gal who had initially intended to remain celibate sees a dude wif a huge thick juicy cock and simply cannot resist giving the stud a blowjob.
How can any normal-minded chick possibly not suckcum to temptation upon seeing a hot hunk's luscious tasty schlong for the first time???
suckcum to temptation by QuacksO August 12, 2018
crisis opportunist
A person or business-establishment that "moves in for the kill" whenever others are in a tight spot, hoping to "score big" due to the victims-of-circumstance's feelings of helplessness and desperation.
Some high-school guys with raging hormones purposely cram and toil to "exceptionally learn" math, English, history, science, etc, so that they can then extract sexual favors from less-competent girls who need help with their homework --- what shameless crisis opportunists!
crisis opportunist by QuacksO August 12, 2018
illiciteracy
Ethan Couch's "affluenza" defense was about as pathetic and unbelievable as someone claiming illiciteracy about ordinary everyday matters --- naturally, one should indeed respect/forgive someone's not being aware of a "non-obvious/universal" law or custom, but everyone with even half an ounce of common sense knows that getting roaring-drunk and then rocketing down a dark rural highway at 70-plus mph is ALWAYS a big no-no, regardless of what jurisdiction you happen to be in!
illiciteracy by QuacksO August 12, 2018
statutory abuse
Refers to the not-necessarily-full-blown-mistreatment-but-still-distressing act of treating someone like an inanimate life-sized carved likeness of a human being.
Tiffany is so kind and lovable to me overall that I don't really consider it statutory abuse when she rests her foot against me while adjusting her socks/pant-legs or drapes clothing and towels on me while she's straightening up her room or getting ready to head out --- I know she isn't intentionally trying to belittle me; she's merely using my hips/arms/shoulders/head as convenient spots to temporarily rest/stash stuff, plus of course I know better than to "bother the maid when she's cleaning".
statutory abuse by QuacksO August 12, 2018