Definitions by QuacksO

boardom 

What you feel when using your mundane ol' wheeled Powell Peralta after seeing da hovering Mattel models on "Back to the Future, Part 2".

In "The Secrets of the Back to the Future Trilogy (1991)", Kirk Cameron is regretful to not be able to cure fan-mail-writer Grady Cooper's boardom from his not being able to find a hoverboard at da sporting-goods store --- as Kirk smilingly explains, "Director Robert Zemeckis was only joking about hoverboards' being real."

boardom by QuacksO June 4, 2020

eeriesponsible 

What you would be if you entered a haunted house if you are easily frightened, or while suffering from heart complications.

I get nightmares very easily, so it would be highly eeriesponsible of me to visit da Amityville horror mansion.

eeriesponsible by QuacksO June 3, 2020

yeasterday 

Da previous day when ya did baking and/or brewing.

During Prohibition, many bootleggers would discreetly refer to da previous day of moonshinin' as "yeasterday" when da "revenooers" were within earshot.

yeasterday by QuacksO June 3, 2020

inkconclusive 

Da bu**s**t results of a lie-detector-test dat were unusable 'cuz da polygraph machine ran outta trace-scribing pigment.

Whenever da "good ol' boy" top-brass military officials had Ollie North submit to fibber-checking diagnoses during da Iran-Contra scandal, they always claimed dat said tests were inkconclusive... sounds to me like they either didn't wanna implicate "one of their own", or they were merely paid off to purposely sabotage da machine beforehand.

inkconclusive by QuacksO May 31, 2020

Al Seimers 

Another of da assorted dudes (i.e., Will Power, John, Arthur Itis, Charlie Horse, Ben Gay, etc.) who frequently visit older folks.

Various "everyday" guys start hanging out with many aging folks as they get into their sixties, but when Al Seimers and Park Ensigns eventually begin dropping by, as well, it's time to resignedly admit dat you've officially "joined geezerdom".

Al Seimers by QuacksO May 31, 2020

fatness/fitness

One supposedly follows the other; only one letter difference to mean the exact opposites.

If you combine fatness/fitness, what do you get? "Fiatness"? Does that refer to an overweight person who drives a crappy subcompact car?

fatness/fitness by QuacksO May 31, 2020

Squallgreens 

Da large chain of pharmacy stores dat offers products and services to assist harried parents wif their noisy bratty offspring.

I wonder if Ethan Couch's parents needed to frequent Squallgreens during said miscreant's formative years?

Squallgreens by QuacksO May 30, 2020