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Definitions by QuacksO

crash 'n' cat-yowl 

Da hilarious off-screen sound-effect dat is dubbed in post-production, and which follows a scene where someone carelessly/irritably tosses a fairly-heavy/bulky object over his shoulder or off to da side.
If a homeowner is in da habit of flippantly lobbing sizeable items away from himself, you would think dat his house-pets would have long ago gotten used to it, and so there should be little reason for da classic "crash 'n' cat-yowl" dat is often heard accompanying said mindless hurlings.
crash 'n' cat-yowl by QuacksO July 22, 2021

keelyougram 

Da quantity/volume-measure of irritation dat causes Achmed to wanna do you in.
Perhaps if Jeff Dunham insisted dat Achmed attend anger-management classes, it would not take so minor of a displeasing event or remark to amount to a "keelyougram".
keelyougram by QuacksO July 21, 2021

avocadate 

A taste-buds-impaired health-food hippie who touts da main ingredient in guacamole.
I basically have a stainless-steel stomach, but even I cannot stand da yucky taste and totally-gross texture of those pebbly-black-skinned fruits with their revolting pale-green flesh --- to me, anyone who's an avocadate should have his head examined!
avocadate by QuacksO July 21, 2021

bi once, cry often 

Refers to where --- merely out of curiosity --- you initially dabble in same-gender romance on just a single occasion, but then all of da local drag queens and other gender-indefinite weirdos descend on you for "solace 'n' smooches".
Da first word in da term "bi once, cry often" can also be realistically altered to be spelled da same way as da original "purchase something of good quality and it will last a lifetime, and thus da only thing dat you will ever feel unhappy about regarding said item is its high price" ditty --- if you actually "take da moocher-enabler plunge" and BUY a single item for a budget-impaired individual, said favored spendthrift will immediately crow about his unexpected windfall to his fellow local deadbeat no-accounts, and then you'll soon have all of THEM swarming around you either looking for cash handouts or begging you to buy THEM desired objects, as well.
bi once, cry often by QuacksO July 21, 2021

dyeabettic 

A chronic helper/enabler of criminal activity involving pigment-based substances, items utilizing coloring-agents, etc.; said mean-spirited and destructively-manipulative behavior waxes and wanes depending on how stable said individual's insolin levels are at a given time, and/or whether the person has access to sweets.
Zonker Harris's Uncle Duke got busted for shoplifting at Macy's Menswear; perhaps if he'd had a dyeabettic conspirator accompanying him at the time, he might have gotten away with the stolen colored-fabric goods unseen.
dyeabettic by QuacksO July 20, 2021
A glucose-processing compound dat tempers someone's urge to act disrespectfully due to a sugar high.
Mouthy Madea seemed to have a large chip on her shoulder 24/7, regardless of her insolin levels.
insolin by QuacksO July 20, 2021

five-frase filibuster 

Or "phive-phrase philibuster". Refers to a knock-knock joke, since its utilization needlessly adds lots of extra words to said utterance, especially in "everyday" or "ordinary" instances where a simple question or statement would have sufficed.
Employing a five-frase filibuster may indeed consume extra time and lung-power, but it also can often greatly relieve tension and cause a possibly-less-than-welcome statement/question to be received considerably more calmly and/or amicably than it might have been if you'd simply blurted it out "directly".