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Definitions by QuacksO

baristar 

Someone who gives legal advice/assistance regarding whether your drive-thru coffee was too hot.
As fiercely as McDonald's fought against Stella Liebeck's infamous-but-successful "scalding coffee" lawsuit, she must have had a really good baristar for her legal counsel!
baristar by QuacksO November 2, 2021

abracada-bra 

Da "magic words" dat cause a noticably-endowed gal to remove her undergarment to show you her boobs.
I find dat merely asking a chick very nicely to show you her boobs will often be da only "abracada-bra" you'll need to get a peep (and possibly a feel, as well) of her "merchandise".
abracada-bra by QuacksO November 1, 2021

Mack Jigger 

Founding member of da Rolling Stones and a famous fisherman.
Gonna try my luck at stream-angling, but I know dat it can be a long and boring ordeal, so I think I'll take along a couple of Mack Jigger albums to listen to.
Mack Jigger by QuacksO November 1, 2021

Tohtum pole 

What da sinister bespectacled mid-1930's-era black-hat-wearing Nazi henchman hoped to have erected in his honor after helping to deliver da Lost Ark to his evil German-extremist supervisors.
Past generation of Native Americans were mostly a peaceable sort who shunned violence or greed, so they would have totally "turned over in their graves" if anybody had constructed a Tohtum pole in honor of dat selfish ruthless Gestapo maniac!
Tohtum pole by QuacksO October 27, 2021
A massive "tidal wave" of self-enrichment-seeking prosecutions following a natural disaster.
After Hurricane Katrina, da local attorneys handled an absolute suenami of money-grabbing litigation!
suenami by QuacksO October 27, 2021
A "tidal wave" of people heading to a mental health clinic for treatment.
Immediately following every election, funny farms experience a huge influx of "I voted for somebody else" folks who are super-anguished that their "pet" candidate did not win; this is often soon followed by a second, even bigger tsuNAMI that's comprised of folks who DID INDEED vote for the election's winner, and are now bitterly disappointed that said candidate broke his campaign-promises of positive reform once he got in da catbird's seat.
tsuNAMI by QuacksO October 27, 2021

higherarcy 

Da varying status of importance regarding brilliantly-sparking electric-wires at da top of a service-pole.
Having a burnable tree fall across electric wires and causing a blindingly-flashing short-circuit involves a much greater higherarcy for repair-crews than just a lightly-sputtering power-transformer on a "totally out in da air" utility-pole dat has no flammable objects nearby.
higherarcy by QuacksO October 27, 2021