Definitions by QuacksO

willderness 

Describes how da process of probate may appear to someone unfamiliar wif it; said ordeal maybe indeed seem to him like totally "uncharted territory".

Heirs of an estate would do well to hire a competent attorney so dat da process of acquiring and/or disposing of said property will not seem so much like a total willderness.

willderness by QuacksO December 25, 2021

angler management class 

What a rod-and-reel sportsman hasta attend for displaying an unacceptable level of maniacal rage during a lousy fishing day.

If Madea decided to try her hand at dropping a hook in da water but failed to catch much of anything worthwhile during said endeavor, she might likely become so furiously frustrated dat she'd get sentenced to angler management class.

angler management class by QuacksO December 25, 2021

probaition 

A "let's see if you can behave yourself this time" period dat you hafta struggle through after having committed some illegal game-enticing action when trapping, hunting, or fishing.

Visiting angler from New York: Da Rhode Island game warden agreed wif me dat, since da employee at da nearby sporting-goods shop had been da one who had recommended canned corn to put on my hook, it was really said inattentive clerk's fault dat I'd unknowingly used an illegal-in-only-dat-one-state attractant, not mine. So he merely gave me a six-month probaition period instead of making me either pay a fine or appear in court.

probaition by QuacksO December 25, 2021

Oregon-transplant 

Refers to where one American state is swapped out for another that's in better condition.

With all of da wildfires in da West recently, it might not be too long before there may actually need to be one or more Oregon-transplants just to keep da area's basic infrastructure operating normally.

Oregon-transplant by QuacksO December 23, 2021

Eyedaho

Da Pacific-Northwestern "potato state" where da spuds have plenty of little sprout-buds.

If da cyclops-like Dark Lord of Mordor wanted to name his kingdom after his most-well-known bodily-feature, it seems like "Eyedaho" would be as likely a name as any other dat he might choose.

Eyedaho by QuacksO December 23, 2021

curtilage disorder 

An illness dat results in your home and property's being in a somewhat-less-than-tidy condition.

Housekeeping is not my thing, so neighbors often point to my cluttered grounds and ask me if I have a curtilage disorder.

curtilage disorder by QuacksO December 23, 2021

sacrifishial 

Refers to something dat you intentionally allow to be destroyed, eaten, etc, in da interest of your underwater friends wif da gills and fins and shiny scales.

This box of cold cereal is kinda old and stale, so I'm gonna sacrifishially empty out its contents into da backyard minnow-pond.

sacrifishial by QuacksO December 22, 2021