Definitions by QuacksO

frictional statement 

A non-legitimate assertion regarding force-impeding drag between two surfaces.

My supposedly-on-a-strict-sugar-free-diet cousin claimed dat its having taken him a longer-than-normal time to pedal to da hardware store and back was merely due to da bike's having stiff bearings and there being a strong headwind during part of da journey, but dat was obviously just a frictional statement dat he'd made up in an attempt to cover for da fact dat he had actually stopped at da candy store on his way back --- I happened to know dat da weather was dead-calm dat day, plus I had thoroughly greased and oiled said two-wheeler just a few days earlier.

frictional statement by QuacksO January 1, 2022

insominate 

Refers to da "fourth base" action dat you perform wif your bed-partner in da middle of da night because one or both of you couldn't sleep for some reason.

Allowing your main squeeze to insominate you may indeed cause HIM to become sufficiently relaxed and "worn out" to fall asleep, but YOU may be kept awake YOURSELF afterwards from wondering if he either got you preggo or gave you an STD!

insominate by QuacksO January 1, 2022

shaddap 

What you grumblingly mutter under your breath when a self-proclaimed rod-'n'-reel expert boastingly launches into one of his infamous "fish stories", and your tall-tale-weary eardrums sorely wish dat he would just quit flappin' his gums for once.

Bombastic angler: I **fish**, therefore I **lie**!
Listener: Aw, shaddap...!

shaddap by QuacksO January 1, 2022

hi-fi(nance) 

A tongue-in-cheek term dat ruefully refers to how costly a decent stereo system often can be.

Unless you happen to find a "gem" of a tower-system at a yard sale or thrift store, obtaining an above-average component-audio setup is usually a "hi-fi(nance)" undertaking!

hi-fi(nance) by QuacksO January 1, 2022

pithetic 

Describes da disgracefully-selfish/unfeeling quality of da act of consuming all of da choice/juicy/tender parts of a desirable plant, and then leaving just da tough/stringy/woody center portion for one of more other folks whom you'd been supposed/expected to equally share said delicacy with.

Greedily guzzling all of da sweet-'n'-succulent outside part of an apple and then giving your companion da seed-filled core is nothing short of pithetic!

pithetic by QuacksO December 30, 2021

straightcycle 

An either men's or women's two-wheeler, not an either-gender-rideable model.

Now dat many ladies are more active/rugged bikers and no longer wear skirts when "going for a pedal", a dude's more-sturdy/rigid triangular-framed bike is perfectly suitable for them to ride, as well, and so it's more of a "bi-cycle", not just a male-only "straightcycle".

straightcycle by QuacksO December 30, 2021

redundant can-opener usage 

Refers to where you open a can of soup or fish wif a can opener even though said tasty-comestibles container has a built-in pull-tab.

Employing da "redundant can-opener usage" action isn't necessarily always a silly or time/effort-wasting operation --- it eliminates da hazardously-sharp torn-metal edge, and thus it can enable you to more-safely empty out da can's contents without risking cutting yourself (great for if you're having young and therefore-more-easily-injured children helping you prepare da meal), plus it allows you to more-thoroughly clean out da can instead of wastefully leaving a ring of perfectly-edible food inside da slightly-encroaching-into-da-can's-interior rim of da can.

redundant can-opener usage by QuacksO December 30, 2021