Definitions by QuacksO

guydance counselor 

Someone who advises others on everything dude-related.

A guydance counselor can equally help da male and female members of da human race, in dat he/she can both advise da whiskers-growing specimens on how to treat each other and da ladies in their lives, and also offer helpful suggestions to da child-bearers regarding da best ways to interact wif da testosterone-steeped individuals in their lives.

guydance counselor by QuacksO January 21, 2022

vulcanologist 

A scientist who either studies da now-known-to-not-exist dwarf planet even closer to da sun than Mercury, or researches Mr. Spock's lineage.

If a vulcanologist could also refer to someone who works with rubber to make it more durable, perhaps Charles Goodyear was da first such brilliant-minded researcher.

vulcanologist by QuacksO January 20, 2022

Abradey Bill

A law dat states dat you hafta wait a while and/or have a background check before you are permitted to aggravate others, bring up "sore subjects" wif dem, etc.

Certain people habitually seem to really irk those around them 24/7, so I wonder if they're in violation of da Abradey Bill?!

Abradey Bill by QuacksO January 20, 2022

Braidy Bill

A law dat mandates a five-day waiting-period before you can weave anyone's hair (besides your own, of course) into fancy designs.

Pre-and-early-teen girls love to fix each other's luxuriant tresses all da time, so perhaps da Braidy Bill doesn't apply to da younger folks.

Braidy Bill by QuacksO January 20, 2022

awary

Conscious of something less than desirable, and on the lookout for it.

Not every hazard or danger is so serious and/or likely dat you'd hafta be all jumpy and nervous about it; many times you just need to be awary of it.

awary by QuacksO January 19, 2022

Muzzlim 

Da "hush 'n' muffle" religion of fanatical towel-heads who don't believe in freedom of speech.

One only hasta look at da cloth-swathed Muzzlim people to see dat dey don't support da idea of speaking freely --- who could understand anything they said from talking through all dat fabric-wadding, anyway?!

Muzzlim by QuacksO January 18, 2022

capabillyty 

How good a male goat is at doing what male goats do.

Da ideal capabillyty-mix should be an adequate willingness to look after and service "da ladies", but not an overly-eager tendency to perform his "battering ram" maneuvers.

capabillyty by QuacksO January 16, 2022