Definitions by QuacksO

ryorgasm 

Getting off while using or repairing a Top-O-Matic cigarette-loading machine.

Da odor of tobacco disgusts me, so there would be no way in da world dat operating or servicing a smokes-loading gadget would give me a ryorgasm.

ryorgasm by QuacksO January 24, 2022

bookmobile vs. boobmobile 

We know which one would win as far as da number of folks gathered around it. :P

Y'know, da concept of "bookmobile vs. boobmobile" might not be such a crazy idea, after all --- if they had one or more chesty chicks operate and staff said tomes-stocked bus, and promised guys dat dey would each get to feel up said well-endowed cuties for a few minutes in exchange for every book dat dey read, local literacy and readership would likely skyrocket!

bookmobile vs. boobmobile by QuacksO January 24, 2022

Toyoda

Da brand of vehicle dat everyone's favorite elderly Jedi-tutor drives.

I wonder if any of da various personal-transport vehicles (i.e., speeder bikes, small fighters, etc.) in da Star Wars movies were also made by Toyoda?

Toyoda by QuacksO January 24, 2022

odorgasm 

Getting off to a pleasant aroma.

I enjoy nice smells as much as anyone, but I don't recall ever actually getting an odorgasm over any of them.

odorgasm by QuacksO January 24, 2022

noirgasm 

Getting off to darker-themed literature or movies.

I'm more into cheerful media, but I suppose dat some other folks might conceivably get noirgasms from partaking of less-light-hearted entertainment.

noirgasm by QuacksO January 24, 2022

mayorgasm 

Da heady euphoric rush dat you get when you're elected as head-honcho.

Merely receiving a memo dat you've been picked to be town-manager is nothing to get a bleepin' mayorgasm about... there may be little or no actual prestige with said lofty position, plus it may be a difficult and thankless job, to boot --- "with great power comes great responsibility"!

mayorgasm by QuacksO January 24, 2022

Igorgasm 

Getting off from either listening to Stravinsky or reading about Gothic villains.

I got multiple Igorgasms from watching "Young Frankenstein" and then listening to an entire boxed-set record-album of Russian classical music.

Igorgasm by QuacksO January 24, 2022