Definitions by QuacksO

whackusation 

What Da Three Stooges could make about each other on multiple occasions.

Slappin' each other upside da head was just part of da fun for Larry, Curly, and Moe, and so no whackusations were ever voiced amongst them.

whackusation by QuacksO July 22, 2023

Pileggiarism 

Copy-catting of da inimitable Mitch.

"Inside this abandoned warehouse at a location that must remain secret, we're gonna do something that we probably shouldn't be doing --- but we're gonna go for it anyway. Good evening, I'm Fred Seaborne. You're about to see one of the world's top magicians break his code of silence, and reveal some of magic's most closely-guarded secrets. This is not a gimmick; you are actually going to find out how these ---" Ooops! I'd better cut this out --- I am engaging in blatant Pileggiarism here! P.S. At least you found out my real name, though! :P

Pileggiarism by QuacksO July 21, 2023

cupacity 

How big a set of tits dat a particular bra can cradle and support.

A girl's boobs just keep getting larger and fuller da more dat they're played wif, and so if she remains "popular" wif da local chest-loving studs, she will occasionally need to "upgrade" to a bra wif a successively-bigger cupacity in order to keep "Da Twins" comfortable and securely corralled and supported.

cupacity by QuacksO July 20, 2023

harrowism 

Performing a crisis-averting deed wif a tractor-towed earth-tilling machine.

A number of brave farmers have been known for their acts of "harrowism" to stop field-fires --- i.e., they clawed up da soil at da edge of da fire to prevent da flames from burning da dry crops any further.

harrowism by QuacksO July 19, 2023

makover 

Da "rearranging of yer bodily features" dat will likely occur if you decide to swim with sharks.

Da ditzy dictionary-reading blonde in da "dolphins" Vonage ad never realized dat she might be headed for a major makover due to her "stupid decision" --- too bad she hadn't reached da word "shark" in her reference-book there. :P

makover by QuacksO July 19, 2023

promisscuous

Describes an unwedded lady who's always looking to "do it".

Monica Blewinsky may indeed have been approached by Slick Willie without her having actively seduced him at all, but her behavior and asking to keep "seeing him for sex" still seems awfully promisscuous to me!

promisscuous by QuacksO July 19, 2023

segwaygation 

Da "separate but equal" dividing of citizens depending on whether or not they possess electric scooters.

I'm all for equality and intermingling, but as carelessly and recklessly as some people operate their battery-powered two-wheelers, some segwaygation might actually be necessary for safety's sake!

segwaygation by QuacksO July 19, 2023