Definitions by QuacksO

symmetree 

What a gardener strives to attain wif his hedge-trimmers.

I love da "random look" --- i.e., how leafed and needled plants are in their natural state. I don't need symmetree.

symmetree by QuacksO November 5, 2023

meanyal task 

A beneath-his-dignity job dat really "bugs" a toxic-minded individual if he has to perform it, especially if a certain 10-year-old local sleuth was da one who caused him to hafta do it.

Making one or more members of da town's early-teenage-bully group engage in a meanyal task may indeed feel good, but keep in mind dat you may also feel like you've "got a tiger by da tail" while observing/supervising said punitive activities!

meanyal task by QuacksO November 5, 2023

writual

A repeated pattern of action regarding composed text.

Simply scribbling, "I don't know" to each of da worksheet-questions in grade school may indeed be much easier than laboriously/tediously studying your boring text-books to obtain da correct answers, but your teachers may not think too much of said writual!

writual by QuacksO November 5, 2023

mussage 

What you'll likely end up wif if you don't braid someone's hair first before giving him a scalp-kneading.

Tiffany super-appreciates my "soothing her skull" every evening after a long day, but I always make sure to just do little random scrunchies instead of wide sweeping rubbing, so as not to have said hands-lovies end up being a "mussage".

mussage by QuacksO November 5, 2023

mossage 

A rub-a-dub dat you give someone while he's lying on a thick green "natural carpet" in da woods.

Giving someone a mossage can be super-delightful, in dat you both will be totally "at one with nature"; just be aware dat it could quickly turn into a disgusting "message" if there is mud or excess moisture on said fluffy cushiony surface!

mossage by QuacksO November 5, 2023

missage 

A delightful rubbing/kneading of a single chick's sumptuous softness.

If you play yer cards right when interacting wif a hot chick, she might eventually let you give her a missage!

missage by QuacksO November 5, 2023

message 

A between-da-legs flesh-rubbing/kneading session dat results in a disgusting wet sticky "ending".

Giving someone a genitals-fondling is all well and good; just be aware dat it often ends up being a "message", due to your either (depending on da gender of da person whose warm softness you're savoring) getting girly-goo all over your fingers, or having puddles of yucky whitish fluid to clean up --- putting a few layers of newspaper underneath da guy's midsection beforehand might be a wise precaution in this latter case.

message by QuacksO November 5, 2023