Definitions by QuacksO
stunographer
A dictation-typist who absolutely flabbergasts others with his/her transcribing accuracy, speed, etc.
Stella Pajunas-Garnand set the world record for typing speed at 216 words per minute in 1946. I wonder if she'd have been a total stunographer, as well?
stunographer by QuacksO February 26, 2025
sandwich-snooze
Refers to da off-da-scale-delightful action of two mushy-hearted guys savoringly "sandwiching" a hot chick between them in bed, and then all of them contentedly falling asleep for a while.
Sharing a sandwich-snooze is indeed super-pleasurable for all three individuals involved; extra points, of course, if da three of ya sleep together completely naked so dat not only can everyone enjoy warm-skin-to-skin snugglez, but it also allows any or all of said drowsily-joyful slumberers to pleasure his/her thirsting hands (or other body parts, as well, depending on "how far you-all wanna go" with that) on one or both of da other two bedfellows' delectable flesh at any point during said group sleepytime-canoodle.
sandwich-snooze by QuacksO February 26, 2025
Philippian tubes
If your little one asks you "The Question", you can semi-clearly utter, "Philippian tubes" and show him/her a map of the northern-Aegean-Sea area. That way, you are giving an essentially-truthful answer, while still "keeping the conversation G-rated" --- i.e., without divulging any actual "adult-themed" info. Plus said youngster will likely become either bored or "info-overloaded" while staring at the map, and thus will forget about his/her original question.
Philippian tubes by QuacksO February 26, 2025
prixposterous
What an irony --- da World's major governments supposedly can't afford to adequately assist their less-fortunate citizens, yet they can make prixposterous outlays for stuff like football, NASCAR, and horse-racing!
prixposterous by QuacksO February 26, 2025
Khanstipation
If Mr. Noonien Singh truly gets major bouts of "khanstipation" anytime things don't go his way, maybe he should "pack some Ex-Lack" --- I mean, "packs some Ex-Lax" --- whatever! What I'm saying is dat he should be sure to have a supply of either prune juice or stool-softener meds with him at all times to ingest as needed, so dat he doesn't feel such strong urges to "pop his cork".
Khanstipation by QuacksO February 26, 2025